ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Halos ma-lowbatt ang aming cell sa rami ng tumatawag nang masulat namin na nakatakda raw ibulgar ng supposed ex-lover ni Ms. Sheryn Regis na si Emy Madrigal ang sex video raw ng biriterang singer. On our part, ang nakita lang namin ay ang somewhat shocking and scandalous pictures ng petite singer na she was doing some …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Marian Rivera’s besotted followers all over the land are so agitated these days. Why is that so? It’s simple, the Kapuso Network queen’s newest Saturday primetime musical, Marian, is slated to premiere on June 21 (Saturday) with very special guests Queenstar Vilma Santos and the Diamond star Ms. Maricel Soriano. Hugging the centerstage with Ms. Marian …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Bigla raw na-highblood si Ms. Emy Madrigal according to her trusted friend who’s also in show business when she learned of Sheryn Regis’ interview in one of the leading tabloids of late. With full unadulterated bravura raw kasing idenenay ng mahusay na singer ang latest expose’ ni Ms. Madrigal, claiming stoically na purely platonic lang ang …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Natatawa siguro sa ngayon ang gandarang misis ng isang action star na pinagpalit niya sa isang di kagandahang chick na meron palang ginagawang nakaririnding eksena off-cam. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Laman kasi ng mga gossip columns lately ang nakaa-amuse na eksena ng feeling desirable at sexy na starlet na may kalakihan ang ilongski na nang dumalaw raw sa isang …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! IMBUDO to-the-max ang mga dyed in the wool followers ni Jasmine Curtis Smith when we wrote in one of our columns our blunt observations that they should put a stop to their delusions. Hahahahahahaha! Inasmuch as Jasmine happens to be fair-skinned and comely in her own way, she doesn’t have that highly elusive and of …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Bagama’t tanggap na ni Angelu de Leon na she has had her day already as the country’s primetime television’s lead actress, nagulat kami nang i-post namin sa aming facebook account ang picture naming magkasama na kinunan sa presscon ng Niño ng GMA7 na pina-ngungunahan in the lead role nina Miguel Tanfelix at David Remo, with Ms. …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahaha! Almost on a day-to-day basis, walang patlang halos ang banat at bira ni Crispy Chaka sa optimum star na si Claudine Barretto. Say ba naman ng mukhang magtatahong chabokan, (mukhang magtatahingf chabokan daw talaga, o! Hahaha- hahahaha!) di na raw halos umuuwi ang aktres at sa korte na raw halos nakatira. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Is that sooooo? …

  ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Inasmuch as Pokwang and Zanjoe Marudo are the certified king and queen of Skylight films, it’s a fact that can’t be denied that the inclusion of the gorgeous Ellen Adarna in the movie My Illegal Wife proves to be a plus factor. This early, kwelang-kwela ang spoof nina Ellen at Pokie sa The Legal Wife …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Nakatatawa naman ang mga write-ups lately flagrantly insinuating that hunk actor Aljur Abrenica is purportedly answerable to Robin Padilla for what has happened between him and his daughter Kylie Padilla. Why is that so? Why should Aljur be? Napaka-one track-minded naman ni Robin, if ever, para sitahin ‘yung tao kung bakit off-line na sila ng anak …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Favorite topic sa mga showbiz-oriented talk shows si Lance Raymundo lately. Bukod sa napakagandang reconstructive surgery na ginawa sa nadurog niyang ilong at mukha, marami rin ang humahanga sa kanyang commendable attitude na wala ni katiting mang negang reaction o paninisi kung kaninuman. In his latest guesting at Aquino & Abunda Tonight last Thursday evening, he …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Mapapahamak ang mga karakter ng Kapa-milya child stars na sina Andrea Brillantes at Raikko Mateo ngayong Linggo (Hunyo 1) sa pagpa-patuloy ng kanilang Wansapanataym special na My Guardian Angel. Matapos matuklasang isa si-yang ampon, magdedesisyon si Ylia (Andrea) na lumayas sa kanilang bahay kaya naman mapipi-litan si Kiko (Raikko) na labagin ang patakaran ng mga guardian …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hindi lang sa pagitan nina Isabel (Kim Chiu) at Mona (Julia Montes) ang matitinding banggaan kundi lalo’t higit sa pagitan nina Samuel (Coco Martin) at Franco (Jake Cuenca) sa top-rating soap ng Dreamscape na Ikaw Lamang. Between Kim and Julia kasi, it was more of cold condescension on the part of Julia but with Coco and …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. After viewing Direk Val Iglesias’ Ang Bagong Dugo, I was convinced that Joem Bascon just might become the new king of indie movies. Sa totoo, napakahusay niya sa pelikulang ito kung saan pawang magagaling na aktor ang kanyang kasama. Isa pang ikinabibilib (hayan Fermi Chaka, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta! Hahahahahaha!) namin kay Joem ay ang …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Magaling kung sa magaling umarte ang comebacking actress na ‘to. ‘Yun nga lang, mala- king setback ng kanyang personalidad ang over sa lusog niyang pangangatawan na lalong nagdaragdag ng edad sa kanyang pagkatao. ‘Yun bang tipong di ka na nga kabataan tapos matronang-matrona pa ang hitsura mo, pa’no lang? Honestly, going on a strict diet, …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. DESIDIDO si Joem Bascon to give his very best in connection with his fabulously directed and conceptualized indie movie under Mr. Ross Brian Gonzales’ 3 Js Films titled Bagong Dugo na dinirek ng beteranong stunt director ni Rudy Fernandez na si Direk Val Iglesias. Talaga namang pinagpistahan ng isang male movie bit player ang kanyang butt …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Cool as a cucumber ang drama ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente kapag napag-uusapan ang kanyang alagang ingrata. Maganda na raw ang kanyang araw at maligaya naman siya sa mga alagang sina Meg Imperial, na ang taas ng rating ng Moon of Desire nila nina Ellen Adarna at JC de Vera sa afternoon slot ng ABS CBN, …

  ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. NO’ng una, this hunky (hunky raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) newcomer was absolutely considered ultra promising with his fine good looks and boyish countenance, not to mention the fact that, he, too, can act. Imagine, he did a movie with this seasoned multi-awarded actress but he was not upstaged one bit. Mahusay kasi siyang mag-deliver ng …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahaha! In the few times that I had the chance of watching Aljur Abrenica and Louise delos Reyes by way of their fantaserye Kambal na Sirena, I am repulsed with the way the latter has metamorphosed into a too fleshy young actress that’s almost matronly. Too fleshy and almost matronly raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha! Cattiness aside, …

AbsenSe, for a short period of time, makes the heart grow fonder. Pero kapag medyo may ka-tagalan na, malaki ang posibilidad na may mangyaring di kaaya-aya (di raw kaaya-aya, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!). Perfect example ang set-up sa ngayon na nag-e-exist between this wholesome-imaged young actress and her ‘hot’ papa. Hahahahahahahahaha! Ang tsika, ang tikimang nangyari sa leading lady nito sa bagong …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Wala talagang katapusan ang mga nakaiintri-gang kwento tungkol sa sensational scam queen na si Napoles. Lately nga, join na rin sa mahabang listahan ng mga nabahaginan supposedly ng kanyang kabonggahan ang isang senador na kilala sa kanyang matatas na Pananagalog. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! The sum involved was indeed staggeringly huge for it to be considered as a gift. …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Dahil osla na’y ngetpalites pa, (osla na’y ngetplites pa raw, o! Harharharharhar!) wala talagang nag-rate na show itong si Fermi Chakita. Practically, lahat ng showbiz oriented programs na headliner siya’y nag-flop lahat at sumadsad ang rating kaya lately ay ginawa lang siyang field reporter. Ginawa na lang daw field reporter, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! What an ignominious demotion …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Mukhang one of these days ay babasagin na lang ng good-natured personality na ‘to ang kanyang pananahimik. Unbeknown to most people in Tinsel town, deep inside, this cool lady is veritably seething with righteous indignation because of the insidious ways of her protegee’s mom that has seemed to rub off on her once easy to deal …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Her era in show business was truly remarkable in the sense that she had no qualms in baring on cam to the point of exposing the most intimate part of her sexuality even in broad daylight. Baring it all out even in broad daylight daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha! Nabaliw talaga ang mga barako sa isang pro-binsya …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Mukhang walang kapaguran si Bubonika, the rat-faced chaka. Rat-faced chakita raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar! Someone called us up last night to give us the highly despairing bit of news (highly despairing bit of news raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) na ipinagkakalat daw ni Fermi Chakita na hindi raw true na nagtapos na ang kanyang career sa Cinco. …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahaha! Minsan, iyang pagpaparetoke ay nararapat din pag-isipan nang husto. Kadalasan kasi, sa halip na makatulong para mag-improve ang hitsura ng isang tao, ito’y nakasasama (hayan lukring na Fermi Chakita, salitang ugat ang inuulit, humal na chakah! Hahahahahahaha!). Huwag na tayong lumayo, ito na lang bonggacious kumantang diva, na noo’y kina-insecure-ran ng isang flawless at gandarang …