Deadma na sa ‘pagloloko’ ng kanyang papa!

AbsenSe, for a short period of time, makes the heart grow fonder. Pero kapag medyo may ka-tagalan na, malaki ang posibilidad na may mangyaring di kaaya-aya (di raw kaaya-aya, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!).

Perfect example ang set-up sa ngayon na nag-e-exist between this wholesome-imaged young actress and her ‘hot’ papa. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ang tsika, ang tikimang nangyari sa leading lady nito sa bagong seryeng kanilang ginagawa ay nauwi na sa totohanang pakikipagrelasyon. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Bago?

Alam n’yo naman ang mga lalaki, medyo mahina ang resistance kapag may tukso sa kanilang kapaligiran lalo na’t medyo palaban ang young actress na involved sa intriga.

Hindi naman siyempre santo si papa lalo na’t very revealing ang outfit ng young actress na kanyang kaeksena. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Obviously, hindi na virgin ang chick kaya madali itong pumayag sa emote ng papable na aktor na mag-check in sila sa location ng kanilang project na ikina-freak-out naturalmente ng kanyang ‘mamang’ prim and proper young actress. Hahahahahahahahaha!

But then, may nakaiintrigang twist din on the wholesome-imaged young actress’ side.

Isang dahilan kung bakit umuwi raw ito sa kanyang mamey (her biological mom, that is..Hahahaha!) ay dahil sa matinding confusion na kanyang nararamdaman lately in conjunction with her feeling for this equally young actor who just broke up lately with his girlfriend of many years already.

Hurting daw talaga ang labs nito dahil bigla na lang naging cold towards her when they already had some wedding plans in the offing?

But then, people change with time, am I right, ladies? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Meaning, hindi pa talaga ang demure na chick ang labs ni papa at mas na-realize nitong mas feel niya ang younger chick as compared sa kanyang mama. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Bagod ?

Buti nga hindi pa sila nakakasal. For if they already are, it’s going to be more complicated and exceedingly tumultuous. Harharharharharhar!

‘Yun na!

MS. CLAIRE, DI KAYANG IGUPO NG MGA WALANG KAWAWAANG INTRIGA!

Happy si Ms. Claire dela Fuente lately dahil hataw ang showbiz careers ng dalawa niyang alagang sina Yam Concepcion at Meg Imperial.

Imagine, top-rating talaga ang Moon of Desire ni Meg at certified na pinakatututukan ito tuwing hapon ng mga ombres at beki, not to mention some legit viewers who would want an entertaining and sensible soap in the afternoon.

Si Yam naman, may bagong soap na ginagawa with Alex Gonzaga at malapit na itong mapanood at fitting follow-up lang naman sa top-rating afternoon soap nilang Dugong Buhay ni Ejay Falcon.

On Ms. Claire’s part, happy siya sa bonggacious outcome ng kanyang resto business na unkabogable talaga mereseng marami na si-yang kakompetensya.

WAH NA WRITE KASI WAH NA GIBSONA!

Hahahahahahahaha! Napaghahaha-lata ang pagiging money-oriented nitong si Bubogski. Harharharhar!

Predictably so, nang hindi na re-gular ang gibsona ni papa Casino, (Papa Casino raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!), stop na rin ang write-ups ng mukhang andalung matrona.

Mukhang andalung matrona raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Simply stated, it’s glaringly obvious that the aging gurangski is really after money alone and not at all concerned with the most giving personality. Harharharharhar!

Look at what happened between her and that most supportive actor she used to be most intimate with. Hahahahahahahahahaha! When his financial support did stop, stopped na rin ang kanyang suporta.

Di ba’t mukhang anda ang money-obsessed matrona? Harharharharhar!

Basta wah ka na gibsona, stop na rin siya sa pag-write. Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

Walang sense of loyalty, did I hit the nail right on its head mudra? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Yosi-kadiri!

Yuck!

Anyhow, her TV-hosting career has long seen better days. Simply stated, pathetic has been na siya and no amount of support from this good-natured TV network owner could possibly save her hosting career from absolute anannihilation. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Buti nga!

Predictably so, the last laugh is mine and I’m doing it now! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.