Mukhang yaya ni Aljur si Louise!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahaha! In the few times that I had the chance of watching Aljur Abrenica and Louise delos Reyes by way of their fantaserye Kambal na Sirena, I am repulsed with the way the latter has metamorphosed into a too fleshy young actress that’s almost matronly.

Too fleshy and almost matronly raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Cattiness aside, some two or three years ago, I was impressed with the way Louise looked at the presscon of Shake, Rattle & Roll wherein she and Kathryn Bernardo were pitted against each other in one of its three episodes.

That time, I could honestly say that she was able to upstage Kathryn at the looks department.

Apart from the fact that she (Louise) was fairer, her body, too, was curvaceous and svelte.

Tipong seductive at flawless at umiilaw talaga ang kakutisan ever.

Umiilaw raw ang kakutisan ever, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Pero lately, ewan lang kung nano-notice ito ng kanyang may pagkamahadera raw ever (may pagmahadera raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) na mudra, parang unti-unti ng napababayaan (hayan Bubogski, salitang ugat ang inuulit, humal na matanda! Harharharharharhar! Yuck!) sa kusina ang young actress.

Actress, because she really knows how to act and could shed tears effortlessly at the drop of a pin.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang mali lang niya, sobrang napararami ang lafanggetch niya ng rice kaya lomobo talaga ang dati-rati’y super slim niyang pangangatawan.

Hay, naku, ning, put a stop to your endless food-tripping episode and look good and svelte again.

Hindi ka ba nakararamdam ng insecurity? Samantalang slim and hunky and looking very much like an Adonis ang leading man mong si Aljur Abrenica, parang yaya na niya ang iyong itzu kaya natawa ako sa eksenang dine-deadma ka niya dahil galit siya sa ‘yo. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Ang taba mo na, ning. Magpapayat ka para um-effect uli ang ganda at sex appeal mo sa mga otawzing.

At dahil sa tumaba ka, hindi na tuloy camera friendly ang fezlak mo ever. Hakhakhakhakhak!

Ang lapad-lapad na at ang ilong mo’y pango na ever. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ayokooooooooooooh!

‘Yun lang! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

HAPPY FOR KATRINA!

Personally, we’re happy for Katrina Halili that GMA7 has given her a respite from the usual vampy villainess that she used to delineate in most of their soap operas. At least dito sa latest offering nilang Nino, that’s slated to detonate at the boob tube starting May 26 and featuring the talented teen actor Miguel Tanfelix in the role of Nino/Miguel, a 15-year old boy with mental incapacities who’ll become a beacon of hope to his town mates and prove that miracles still do happen, she is Hannah, Nino’s kind-hearted mom.

Dati siyang nobisyada na lumabas ng kumbento para pagbigyan ang sariling hanapin ang kaligayahan sa piling ni Gabriel (as delineated with conviction by the Kapuso hunk Tom Rodriguez who makes a memorable guest appearance in the soap).

Kung papa’nong by a strange twist of fate ay nawalay sa kanya ang anak nilang si Nino ay siyang pinaka-crux ng story na under the competent direction of the multi-awarded Maryo J. delos Reyes.

Sa totoo, nakatutuwa namang makitang halos unmade-up si Kat in most of her scenes at siya naman ang nakararanas ng pang-aapi.

A very good actress, Katrina, I have the hunch, can pull it through with her remarkable acting gift and innate virtuousity.

Kasama ni Katrina rito sa Nino ang mahuhusay na Kapuso actors na sina Ms. Gloria Romero, Dante Rivero, Angelu de Leon, Jay Manalo, Neil Ryan Sese, Luz Valdez, Ces Quesada, and German Moreno in the amusing role of Kapitan Pete, the Barangay Captain of Narrio Pag-asa.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!