Friday , December 9 2022

Umarko ang kilay ng mga fansitas!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! IMBUDO to-the-max ang mga dyed in the wool followers ni Jasmine Curtis Smith when we wrote in one of our columns our blunt observations that they should put a stop to their delusions. Hahahahahahaha!

Inasmuch as Jasmine happens to be fair-skinned and comely in her own way, she doesn’t have that highly elusive and of vital importance star quality that her gorgeous sis Anne Curtis palpably inordinately possesses.

Did I hit it right, Aling Bubonika?

Aling Bubonika raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Truth hurts that’s why you guys are over-reacting. Harharharharhar!

Hindi SRO-ng naturingan ang Big Dome concert ni Anne, her fantaserye under Dreamscape Entertainment Television at ABS CBN Primetime Bida has remained on the much coveted number one position.

Unakabogable talaga if I may say so!

If I may say so raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhak-hakhak!

Ang sabi nga niyan, dream if you must but always try to maintain your level of objectivity.

In short, huwag masyadong magpaka-ilu dahil that is bound to be your funeral.

Shifting the topic back to Dyesebel, unstoppable talaga ito sa Primetime Bida ng Dos.

Pa’no naman, Anne exudes youth and veritable freshness in spite of the fact that she’s already in her late 20s. Kaya naman humahataw talaga to-the-max dahil bukod sa bonggacious ang

kwento, tindi pa ng acting ng mga ta-artits at unkabogable ang cast.

Pagsama-samahin mo ba naman sina Anne, Andi Eigenmann, Gerald Anderson, at Sam Milby in one fanta-serye.

Nandoon ba naman ang mga bating na artista ng Dos na kinabibilangan nina Ms. Ai-ai delas Alas, Gabby Concepcion, Zsa Zsa Padilla, Gina Pareño, at Dawn Zulueta, among many others, ano pa bang mai-expect mo kundi esekolang palabas at kabongga-hang walang katulad.

Di ba naman Mr. Eric John Salut?

‘Yun na!

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