ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Sheryn Regis, without an iota of a doubt, is one of the finest entertainers that we have in our midst these days. Her amazing vocal range has never been upstaged by the new wave of singers that are pretty dominating the local music scene. Sang-ayon sa mga mabukekeng chikadora (mabukekeng chikadora raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) may ‘attitude’ …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Dahil addicted kami sa ganda ng kwento ng obra ng Dreamscape Productions na Ikaw Lamang, we never fail to watch it night after night. May isang bagay lang kaming napupuna sa baby girl naming si Christine. Kapag sina Coco Martin at Kim Chiu ang on cam, giliw na giliw si-yang tunay at tumitigil talaga sa …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Bianca Gonzalez used to be the paradigm of beauty and sophistication but watching PBB All In last Sunday was a big let down in as far as the lady is concerned. To say that she was dowdy and badly-dressed would be most unkind but honestly, she was not at par with the Gonzaga sister’s level of …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Kris Aquino is amusing and talented but I have never come to like her that much. But lately after watching Kris TV almost on a daily basis, along with her interesting late evening show with the king of talk Kuya Boy Abunda, Aquino & Abunda Tonight, that is, I seem to have developed this extra fondness …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Grabe talaga ang emote last night ni Angel Locsin (tulo-uhog and all) sa top-rating evening soap ng ABS CBN na The Legal Wife. Inasmuch as Maja Salvador also gave a riveting performance, it’s an unassailable fact that Angel has been able to upstage everyone, save for JC de Vera who also gave a moving performance in …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Ibang klase ang arrive ni Kuya Boy Abunda lately. Kung ang feeling reyna ng entrega, I mean, intriga pala, (Hahahahahahahaha!) na si Fermi Chakita ay malapit nang mabura sa industriya (ma-lapit na raw mabura sa industriya, o! Hakhakhakhak!), scalding lang naman ang arrive ng King of Talk. Sa show na lang nila ni Kris Aquino na …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Nakarma raw ang maganda sana pero nuknukan ng kamalditahang aktres kaya ang expectation niyang for life na sila kuno ng kanyang gwa-ping at well-endowed (well-endowd daw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!) na papa ay hindi nag-materialize. Ang feeling niya kasi she’s irreplaceable dahil wala na raw makahihigit pa sa kanyang ganda at talino at iba pang assets. Is …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahahaha! How presumptuous and uncouth of this old woman to have the temerity to call this gifted entertainer Jed Madela as purportedly obese. Hahahahahahahahaha! Sagad hanggang buto talaga ang pantasya’t ilusyon ng Chuckie Dreyfuss na matronang ito na walang takot at kabang isinulat sa kanyang cheaply written column na ayaw na ayaw raw magpahawak sa ibang …

 ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. This highly sensational personality who is reportedly having a sizzling intimacy with this soft-spoken guy from the world of politics is definitely front page news lately. Ang nakatatawa, inamin na nga niya’t lahat na inlababu supposedly siya with this guy who is very much hooked with this out of showbiz belle and with two kids to …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Unang nasubukan ang kakaibang dating ng kanilang tandem when they did Mr. Suave way back in 2003. Way back then, people had come to realize what a unique chemistry Mr. Vhong Navarro and Bb. Joyce Bernl had. Lalo pa itong nakompirma when they did ano-ther blockbuster follow-up by way of the movie D Anothers (2005) and …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. True kaya ang nakarating sa aming chika na kaya raw mum is the word na ang drama lately nina Gretchen Barretto at Raymart Santiago ay dahil sa inilampaso na pala sila sa korte ng palaban at walang inuurungang si Atty. Ferdinand Topacio? Well, nakatutuwa naman if this is really true. Kumbaga, naipaghiganti naman pala ng palabang …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahaha! How amusing ang ganap ng kontrobersyal na personalidad na ‘to na may image na tikimera at size queen. Tikimera’t size queen daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Imagine, most of the men she got entangled with were well endowed and huge. Well endowed and huge raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Kaya ‘yung chikang na-hook daw siya sa isang personalidad na …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Iniintriga ang statement ng young actress na si Julia Barretto of the hot afternoon Dreamscape soap Mirabella nang sabihin niyang parang kuya lang daw ang turing niya kay Sam Concepcion. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Pa’no raw kasi, ang trip niya for real ay si Enrique Gil. Harharharhaharhar! Anyway you look at it, size is might. Hahahahahahahahaha! I didn’t …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Feel na feel ng mga bagets ang succulent appeal ni Meg Imperial na oo nga’t medyo sweet ang image at packaging pero carry niyang maki-paghatawan sa palabang si Ellen Adarna. Tulad na lang nang ginawa niya the other day sa Moon Of Desire na humahataw na afternoon soap ng Dos. Talagang dyuminggel siya with matching tulo …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Dahil nanganganib na ang noo’y eskalerang hosting career, tulala na ang chabokang si Fermi Chakita. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Sa true, never talagang inakala ng taling-harap na radio and personality na  matitigok ang kanyang flourishing hosting career na namayagpag talaga nang husto noong dekada nobenta. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Not even in her wildest fantasy did the obese TV host come to …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Poor Fermi Chakita, punong-puno na ng bitterness sa superfab na hosting career at lovelife ni Kris Aquino. Hakhakhakhak-hak! Hayan at kung anik-anik na naman ang isinusulat sa kanyang  umaatikabo ang lapses sa grammar, written in Filipino na nga. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Syorakita, di ba naman? She claims to be an expert in Filipino but if you get …

 ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Kung pagtrip-an si Abra ng isang entertainment writer na music ang gustong maging beat, para bang lumalabas na produkto lang ng media hyping ang gwaping na rapper na scalding ang arrive sa music world lately. Kesyo wala naman daw ibuga ang gwaping na rapper at pinandidirihan at pinagtatawanan daw ito sa mundo na kanyang kinabibilangan. Is …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Nakatatawa (hayan, bobitang Fermi Chakita, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta! Hahahahahaha!) naman  ang itzu lately ni Janine Togonon na na-highlight nang husto kagabi sa Bb. Pi-lipinas quest side by side with the svelte figures of Venus Raj and Shamcey Supsop. Samantalang very much slim and in tip-top shape ang dalawang beauty queens, para namang napabayaan sa …

  ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Mukhang all roads lead to the cinemas when Da Possessed opens on April 19. Bukod kasi sa marami talaga ang nasabik kay Vhong Navarro na matagal-tagal din namang nagpahinga right after he figured in that controversial ‘incident’ with Deniece Cornejo, maganda talaga ang dating ng project na ‘to na balik-tambalan nila ni Bb. Joyce Bernal. …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahaha! Ka-amuse naman ang eksena ng isang hunky-looking and acting TV personality na ‘to na pantasya before ng mga maricona. Hahahahahahahahaha! Sa totoo lang, marami ang fascinated talaga sa kanyang appealing machismo, along with his riveting intelligence and deeply resonant voice. Hahahahahahahahaha! But for some highly baffling reasons, women seemed not to be one of his …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahaha! Akala mo naman authority siya when it comes to acting gayung ni mag-edit nga ng kanyang pahina ay wah niya know. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Porke’t mabenta (hindi dahil sa ilung girlalung ito kundi dahil sa magandang image ng publication na legit talaga with a capital L! Hahahahahahahahaha!) ang kanyang dyaryo, feeling reyna ang plastikadang capped ang teeth …

Isang dyed in the wool fan ni Ms. Claudine Barretto ang nag-tag sa aking facebook account ng supposedly ay tangible evidence ng aktres laban sa kanilang household help na si Dessa Patilan. After watching the video, nagulat kami kung paano naisipan ni Dessa na ilagay sa loob ng isang laruan ang bonggacious na diamond ring (5 carat yata if I’m …

Fabulous endorsements are beginning to knock at Ms. Marian Rivera’s door. Right after na ma-close nila ang deal tungkol sa isang fabric conditioner, hayan at pumirma na naman ang lalo pa yatang yumayaman at gumagandang aktres ng isa na namang endorsement (this time Diamond Laboratories’ Bio Fitea, a fat and weight reducer, body to-xins remover) kamaka-lawa. At the rate things …

  ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahaha! Shocked ang mga dyed in the wool Vilmanians ni Ms. Vilma Santos when our write-up on their idol came out some two days ago. All the while kasi, they had this misconception that I was no longer that fond of her and had shifted my loyalty and devotion to other actresses. Of course I …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahaha! How so very amusing ang blind item ni Bubonika sa kanyang column na Pi-lipino na nga ang medium, mali-mali pa ang pagkakaksulat. Harharharharharharharharhar! Imagine, ang lakas ng loob niyang laitin ang isang female sexy actress na nahuli raw na ‘domododo’ (her very word…Yuck!) sa action star na kanyang leading man that time. Kumbaga, ang galing …