Hahahahahahahahaha! Honestly, we would guffaw non-stop every time this former hunky dramatic actor’s colorful existence would enter our mind. Nakatatawa naman kasi ang mga na-ging episodes niya with some moneyed gays and loaded matronas. Hahahahahahahaha! Dati talaga, in demand siya sa mga clavings at ang lakas niya talagang kumita. Pero nang magka-edad at malaglag ang ese-colang katawan ay biglang nawalan …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahahaha! ang chika natin today would focus on the life of the rich and the famous. Anyway, for quite sometime now, people from all walks of life are talking about the secret of this legendary woman’s life’s longevity. Imagine, malakas pa siya at very active pa sa larangang kanyang pinagre-reynahan – politics that is, samantalang karamihan …

Hahahahahaha! There is no doubt that Heart Evangelista is one classy dame. Her bearing, along with her riveting kind of beauty, is definitely outstanding, not to mention the salient fact that her tongue is basically cultured and educated. But lately, in one of the recent episodes of Startalk, she was but definitely upstaged by the sizzling presence of the woman …

ni   Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahaha! KUNG ano-ano na lang ang sinasabi kay Deniece Milinette Cornejo sa internet these days. For example, kung hindi raw in vogue ang retoke, mukha raw itong palaka. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Kabaliwed! Hahahahahahahaha! Pa’no ba naman, parang komedyana raw ang dating ng kanyang mukha bago pa naretoke ng skin care clinic na pag-aari raw ni papa Cedric Lee. …

Poor Deniece Milinette Cornejo, sa halip na kamuhian at katakutan, she and her supposed paramour Ced ic Lee are now fast becoming the target of amusing stories and catty remarks. Imagine, everything about her is now being magnified and talked about. Nabukalkal tuloy ang relasyon niya supposedly sa broadcaster na si Madam Mel Tiangco. Dahil sa mga intrigang kinasangkutan, nadiskubre …

Hahahahahahaha! How uproariously funny. Dahil siya ang woman of the hour, lahat ng aspeto ng pagkatao ni Deniece Milinette Cornejo ay paboritong pag-usapan ng sanlibutan. Paboritong pag-usapan ng sanlibutan daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha! Truth to tell, pati retoke ng kanyang ilong ay nabukalkal at tinutukan sa internet. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! May drama pa silang before and after chorva. Hahahahahahahaha! At sight na sight …

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Kung seseryosohin mo ang mga kaganapan sa show business ay baka mabaliw ka. Paiba-iba at sali-saliwa ang mga kwento rito, you’ll end up a loony if you don’t hold on to your sanity. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Kaya in my case, I take things with stoic detachment. Pero laking gulat pa rin namin nang tumawag sa amin ang aming friend of long …

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nakatatawa naman ang eksena these days ng isang appetizing to look at singer/actor na napapabalitang seryoso na raw sa pakikipagrelasyon sa isang petite songbird. Imagine, dati-rati, laman ng mga juicy blind items ang succulent sex life ng balladeer na mas-yado raw dick-oriented. Masyadong dick-oriented daw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar! Anyway, usap-usapan sa ngayon ang kanyang nakapagpapataas ng kilay na paki-kipagrelasyon …

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Super ngarag na ang dati-rati’y reyna ng katarayan (hitsura ng hiladong tilapya raw, o! Harharharharhar!) at andalu na si Hinghing Abno na sa tuwing sight-galore namin sa mga presscons ay para siyang nasa lost horizons. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Sanay kasing siya ang nanlalait kaya ‘di niya carry na the table has been ignominiously turned against her. Hahahahahahahaha! Pero dahil barubal, harbatera …

Nakatanggap kami ng barubal na text message the other day supposedly coming from the lomodic Hing- hing Kabo. Anyway, I still would want to give the chabokanic lomod from GMA the benefit of the doubt so I won’t accuse her outright that the despicable message did come from her. But the cheap wordings of the text message appear to have …

Teary-eyed si Kim Chiu the other day nang mag-guest sa Kris TV. Obviously, super affected siya sa endless bashings na natatanggap sa ilang disgruntled entertainment press na na-offend sa kanyang classic classic line na,”We don’t owe you any of our personal lives!” eklaboom. Hahahahahahahahahaha! But Kim should take things easy and learn how to relax. For one, I strongly believe …

Hahahahahahahaha! How so pitiful naman the episode of this hunky actor who once was the rave at the number one network in the country. Dahil sa super daks (lahing Arabo ba naman kasi..Hahahahahahahaha!) naging flavor of the season talaga siya ever. Pero sa kasikatang kanyang tinatamasa, may isang taong tinapakan siya at inapi’t inabuso – ang kanyang gay mentor at …

Hahahahahahahaha! Honestly, right after their much talked-about parting of ways, oozing with confi- dence talaga ang comedic actor na ‘to na mahihirapang makakuha ng kapalit ang kanyang misis na singgandang lalake niya at sing-loving and caring kuno. Hahahahahahahahaha! Pero lately, parang he’s not half as confident as before. Tipong naaapektohan na kasi siya ng bagong karelasyon ng kanyang gandarang ex …

Ang layo-layo ng agwat ng tisay na (tisay raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) na aktor na ‘to kung ikukumpara sa ganda ng PR ni Enchong Dee sa working press. Kung ang gwaping na aktor ay napakadaling hatakin for an interview or for some intimate pictorial session with the press, ang tagong vaklung na ‘to ay talaga namang nuknukan ng pagka-isnabera. Kumbaga …

Kung in the not-so-distant past ay most critical ang busalsal ang kailungang radio and TV persona- lity na ‘to kay Ms. Claudine Barretto at wala na siyang ginawa kundi sira-siraan sa kanyang cheaply written columns ang aktres, nahambal ang sanlibutan (nahambal daw ang sanlibutan, o! Hakhakhakhak!) nang biglang dinila (dinila raw talaga, o! Harharharhar! how gross!) na naman ng chabokanic …

Sabihin man nilang ang action packed movie ni Robin Padilla ang best movie ngayong 39th MMFF, sa aming unbiased opinion, Boy Golden, the one being starred in by Gov. ER Ejercito and Ms. KC Concepcion, is the best movie of the festival. This is not to say that the 10,000 Hours movie of Robin Padilla is mediocre. It is not. …

Honestly, we were riveted or glued to the big screen of Premier Cinema of MOA the night the Viva films and Scenema Concept-produced movie Boy Golden had its premier showing. Breath-taking ang movie at revelation ang daughter ni Megastar Sharon Cuneta na si KC Concepcion sa kanyang wonderfully choreographed dance numbers at breath-taking fight scenes na talaga namang naka- bibilib …

ILANG months na rin nagsi-circulate ang news about Sarah Geronimo and Matteo Guidicelli na sabi ay may relasyon na nga raw. Kaya nga raw inililihim ng dalawa ang kanilang relationship ay para hindi sila pagpiyestahan ng mga reporter. E, kung totoo nga ‘yan? Bakit sa dalawang magkasunod na concert ni Sarah sa Smart-Araneta Coliseum at MOA Arena ni silip ay …

Hahahahahahaha! How exceedingly nauseating! Dahil birds of a feather, fly together, sanggang dikit pala these days ang dalawang chabokang hara- ngerang matrona. Hahahahahaha!) Hayan at sila ang matronang in-charge (matronang in-charge raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) sa pag-invite lately sa presscon ng isang kontrobersyal at mabait naman sanang personalidad na ang sabi’y naging bitter sa kanyang naging kapalaran sa isang network …

Hahahahahahaha! How exceedingly nauseating! Dahil birds of a feather, fly together, sanggang dikit pala these days ang dalawang chabokang hara- ngerang matrona. Hahahahahaha!) Hayan at sila ang matronang in-charge (matronang in-charge raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) sa pag- invite lately sa presscon ng isang kontrobersyal at mabait naman sanang personalidad na ang sabi’y naging bitter sa kanyang naging kapalaran sa isang …

MABAIT naman pero mukhang marami ang nang-o-olay rito kay Ms. KC Concepcion. May katwiran namang mairita ang dalaga ni Mega dahil nag-pose lang siya sa kanyang Instagram account na medyo sexy, binanatan na kaagad siyang nag-iilusyong maging Dyesebel. Hahahahahahaha! May picture lang siyang naka-Darna outfit, nilait na namang feeling Darna na raw siya. Lately, tanungin ba naman ang wala ring …

HINDI talaga natutulog ang Diyos. Imagine, right after the callous Bubonika took Juicy away from us, (and it’s been more than 3 long years since then, dearies) life was infinitely traumatic and gloomy and seemingly not in the least bit worth living. But after three years, it appears as if we’re bouncing back and going to be vindicated. Hahahahaha! Hayan …

THIS ageing entertainment writer/host appears to be fast afflicted with senility. Harharharharhaharhar! Imagine, for many a good month now, she had nothing but the most scathing reviews on the boy-next- door actor Coco Martin. Kiyemeng may built-in amnesia na raw ito at nakalimutan na ang mga old friends na kasa-sama nito during his TVH years. Kahit daw kasi ano’ng invitation …

Hahahahahahahahahaha! The loyal followers of Ms. Claudine Barretto seem to have this deep-seated resentment for chakistic Crispy Chaka basically because of the grossly damaging things that she’s been writting about their idol in her cheaply written columns. Hahahahahahahahaha! The other day, they seemed to have reached the end of their tether and would want to express their hatred for the …

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Kabogerong tunay ang simpatiko pero hindi naman masasabing super gwapong tisoy na aktor. Considering his not so impressive endowments (not so impressive endowments raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!) inggit talaga sa kanya ang lahat halos ng aktor sa Pinas dahil sa napakabonggang regalong natanggap niya coming from his fabulous macho gay benefactor. Imagine, isang unforgettable Christmas gift ang gibsona sa …