TINALBUGAN ni Anne Curtis ang Tacloban tragedy sa internet lately. Hahahahahahahahaha! For the first time in many weeks, na-dislodge sa hot chicas ng mga netizens ang tragedy sa Kabisyaan at na-focus bigla ang usapan sa prinsesa ng It’s Showtime na ipinakita raw ang ‘the other side’ of her personality (meaning nagwala. Hahahahahahaha!) sa isang bar sa The Fort dahil ‘bangenge’ …

Dahil sa terrific convincing power ng friend naming si Peter Ledesma, napilitin ang diva ng matataba at ilung si Anna Dizon na ma-invite kami sa blessing ng kanyang office somewhere in Makati last week. Bonggacious na nga ang singer kuno (singer nga ba? Hahahahahahahaha!) of the new millennium kaya pang-Makati na raw ang beauty niya. Is that it? Okay nga …

Hahahahahahahahaha! So nakatatawa naman ang intriga sa isang sikat na box-office director. Imagine, mukhang hindi raw siya hiyang sa kargada ng bago niyang papa na masyado raw eskalera ang laki kaya parang hirap siyang makipag-make love rito. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Overrrr! Mahilig daw kasing umupo sa pako si direk, kaso mo ‘di naman daw niya carry ang humongous dick ng bago niyang …

TEXT to-the-max na naman si dugyuting Vavalina na nababaliw na yatang talaga. Hahahahahahahahaha! Inggit na inggit daw ako sa kanyang idolo for some baffling reasons only this dolt is basically aware of. Harharharharharhar! Inasmuch as Ms. Nora Aunor happens to be a much gifted actress and a strong national artist contender to boot, I have no reason to envy her …

LIFE used to be a bed of roses for this comely sexy actress whose whistle bait figure was the envy of most women and the fantasy of most horny young men and DOMs alike. Dati-rati, wala talagang kahirap-hirap kung kumita siya ng anda. Hitsurang picking apples ang kanyang episodes basically because most DOMs were dying to entice her to bed …

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Di na raw makaporma sa set ng Buzz Ng Bayan ang ‘di na mapagkatulog na unanong girlash dahil sa natitikmang banat courtesy of me. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Buti nga! Akala siguro ng mahilig magmalditang gurangis ay ‘di na lang kami kikibo alang-alang sa barya-baryang gibsona niya. Timang! May hangganan ang lahat, ning! Tatlong taon akong mum is the word lang ang …

Walang atay at balun-balunan talaga itong si Crispy Chaka, the thick-skinned matrona. Ima-gine, feeling powerful talaga ang walang bud-hing gurang at kinain ang mga pralaling niya hindi raw siya ang tipong nagpapatigoksi ng mga tao sa kanilang trabaho. Kita n’yo naman ang ginawa ng halimaw. Porke’t napagkikikita niyang kinakabog siya sa hosting ni Dolly Ann Carvajal, ginapang talaga niyang matanggal, …

Unique at naiiba ang Call Center Girl ng Star Cinema at Skylight films na ipalalabas na on November 27 in cinemas all over the country. Headliner dito si Pokwang at kasama niya ang mahuhusay na young talents ng ating panahon tulad nina Enchong Dee, (who’s one of the busiest actors of this generation), Ejay falcon, Aaron Villaflor at ang pagkaganda-gandang …

Bagama’t may complicated problem na kinakaharap, super touched si Senator Bong Revilla dahil sa tahimik na suporta ng working press. Mula nang ma-involve siya sa Pork Barrel scam na ‘yan, no one did come to say anything biting or grossly derogatory about him. ‘Yan kasi ang advantage kung naging mabuti ka sa kapwa mo, in this case Papa Bong’s ideal …

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Poor crispy chaka. Akala niya’y in pa siya, ‘yun pala’y super out na ever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Que miserable usted! Hahahahahahahaha! Ang latest nga, nag-disappear na ang four fifteen seconders na ad placements nila sa Police Chorva dahil bukod sa chapacola ang rating, negative pa ang feedbacks sa hosting skills ni Bubonika. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Kung bakit kasi with all the money that …

Money makes the world go round but it’s the root of all evil as well. No wonder, biglang escape to victory ang daks na papa sa kanyang gandarang mama on the pretext that he purportedly got disillusioned with her mama’s involvement with this x-rated porno king when the truth is may bagong ‘biktima’ na naman pala na no match ang …

Impressive ang latest pics ng young actor na ‘to na minsa’y naging promising talaga ang showbiz career. Kung noo’y lampayatot (lampayatot daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) ang kanyang arrive, these days he seems to have found his Salvation Army in the arms of this good-natured director who loves to act as his surrogate dad. Some five or six years ago, this …

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! The lead actor in this fantaserye is purportedly not happy altogether with the overflowing reception that this hunky and better-endowed (hunky and better endowed daw, o! Hahahahaha) newcomer appears to be getting from the gay onlookers on the set of their fantaserye. Kung sa unang pagsasama nila ng kanyang gandarang leading lady ay nakatutok sa kanyang Italian bulge ang …

Favorite topic ngayon sa show business ang nakaiintrigang parting of ways ng dalawang personalidad na ito na months before ay tipong head over heels in love with each other. Dahil dito, ang second ‘honeymoon’ supposedly nila sa abroad with their immediate family circle in tow was suddenly aborted, all because of what the competent actor/host had supposedly discovered. Palibhasa’y born …

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Speechless ta-laga ang dating hunky actor na lately ay nag-diversify na into the chaotic world of politics. The not-so-young hunk find it grossly appalling that the lead actor of the soap he’s starring in who’s a lot older than he, is being considered as the one who’s younger and being treated as peers by most of their co-actors. Mga …

Karmatic talaga itong si Fermichaka. Kita n’yo naman, pati ang Police Chorva ng TV5 ay nadaramay. A veritable slap on her fat ugly face to know that the old Juicy was able to get 12 ad placements considering our status as non-entities supposedly, and an impressive rating of 6% (na ra-ting na nina Derek Ramsay at Ate Shawie), the show …

FABULOUS ang bahay ni Claudine Barretto sa Loyola Grand Villa kaya naman Peter, Papa Abs and I were kind of tongue-tied and speechless. Hahahahahahahaha! Pati nga ang mga kasamahan namin sa hanapbuhay na ka-join namin ay wala rin masabi sa kagandahan ng bahay ng aktres na tipong ayaw munang mag-invite ng negative vibes kaya she tried to focus solely on …

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Yosi-kadiri ta-laga si Bubonika. Imagine, 20 years palang nanghaharang sa amin ang chabokang ito kaya ni minsa’y hindi kami maimbita sa isang sikat na network. Over talaga ang kaplastikan ng ngetpalites na wrangler na ‘to who was very chummy and feeling maternal kuno in our presence but would stab you with such inordinate venom behind your back. Harharharharhar! Kuno-kuno’y …

Some two decades ago, he was admittedly the toast of Tinsel Town. And why not? He seemed to have it all – good looks, eloquence and the talent to make most women (and limpwristed men, too? Hahahahahahahahaha!) completely sated in bed. Indeed, he was versatility personified and had no qualms in delineating roles that would have him flashing (flashing daw …

Kaya pala hindi na visible these days ang young actor na ‘to na mahusay pa namang umarte ay dahil nasa rehab pa rin daw up to this writing. Sayang na sayang. Magaling pa namang umarte at may gandang lalaking lalong tumitindi ang dating the more you get to look at his appealing face. Some two or three years ago, lagi …

Hahahahahahahaha! Amusing ang mga bukeke lately ng richie-richie na ageing girlash na ‘to who deludes herself into the false belief that her character is beyond reproach. Hahahahahahahahaha! Kung manglait kasi sa kanyang younger sis ay para bang siya na ang bagong santa at wala siyang nagawang pagkakamali sa kanyang buhay. Hahahahahahahaha! Really? Mag-flashback nga tayo at ianalisa ang mga kapalpakang …

SHOW business is a bitch. Dito kapag di ka na masyadong in, mararanasan mo ang mga depressing episodes na ni sa hinagap ay hindi mo inisip na iyong mararanasan. Perfect example ang very classy lady na ‘to na a couple of years ago ay talaga naman humahataw ang showbiz career. But when she moved out of the stellar network she …

NAHAMBAL si Bubonika (Hahahahahahahahahaha! Is the end getting nearer, lolaska? Hahahahahahaha!) dahil bukod-tanging ang nganga queen daw ang kinausap ng TV5 executive na si Mr. Noel Lorenzana dahil sa lackluster ratings ng showbiz oriented program nitong Police Eklaboom. Hahahahahahahahaha! Wala naman daw kasi kina Raymond Gutierrez at Ms. Lucy Torres ang pagkakamali o kakulangan kundi kay Bubogski dahil wala raw …

How veritably amusing naman these dyed-in-the-wool Noranians who are commenting cavalierly to us at the net. Hayan at may mga figures pa silang ipinagkakalat na flop for all seasons raw ang Ekstra ni Queenstar Vilma Santos. Really? Is that so? Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Pity for these people who can’t accept the fact that inasmuch as Ms. Aunor happens to be a consum- …

Nakatatawa naman ang episode ng ageing sexy actress na ‘to na nang mapunang unti-unti nang nanlalamig ang kanyang papang businessman ay biglang naisipang isoga ang kanyang bagets na anak para raw hindi matigil ang pagbuhos ng anda. Hahahahahahahahaha! In the not-so-distant past kasi, siya ang ‘the other woman’ ng datungerong papa. Pero dahil middle  age na nga and old age …