Hahahahahahahahahaha! Nag-abang talaga ang mga dick-oriented fags and women sa isang event na sponsored ng isang glossy English mag. Predictably so, they flocked to the venue in anticipation of some scantily outfitted hunky young men and were quite disappointed when most of them paraded shirtless but wearing their pants on. Harharharharharharharhar! Ano kaya ‘yun? Hakhakhakhakhakhak! Hayan tuloy, sa ngitngit ng …

Sa dinami-rami ng mga aktor sa show business, Luis Manzano has always been one of our sentimental fave. Bagama’t hindi naman kami mega-close, sa tuwing makikita namin siya sa mga showbiz sosyalan, lagi na’y napaka-sweet niya at laging nakangiti. Kung ang ibang aktor like his bossom buddy Billy Crawford ay super detached at parang may chronic amnesia, (may chronic amnesia …

Ikinabaliw ng mga manang ang participation ni Coco Marin sa recent event ng Bench kung saan rumampa ang mahusay na aktor nang fully clothed as compared to the other male personalities who practically went all out in showcasing their almost naked bo-dies for the public to ogle at and fantasize about. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Pero hindi ang pagiging ba-lot na balot ng …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahaha! Talaga namang kontrobersyal ang napababalitang relasyon ni Madam AiAi Delas Alas sa kanyang 20-year-old boyfriend na si Gerald Sibayan na ang sabi’y di hamak namang mas amiable (mas amiable raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) sa kanyang estranged husband. For one, easier to handle raw dahil bata pa nga at may respeto kay Ms. Ai. May respeto …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. I’m not close to Angelica Panganiban but I have always admired her from a distance. Honestly, I like her style and the way she carries herself with dignity in all the years that she’s been in the business. Siya ba ‘yung tipong parang cool ang dating. Not the cowtowing or ingratiating type kaya si-guro she has …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. May bagong kakikiligan ang mga avid televiewers ng top-rating soap na Be Careful with My Heart. Starting Monday (September 15), mapanonood na ang tinitiliang tandem nina Kathryn Bernardo at Daniel Padilla sa nasabing morning soap bilang young Manang Fe (the one delineated by Ms. Gloria Sevilla) and Mang Anastacio (Carlos salazar). Tiyak na riot ang kanilang …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Sa presscon ng Celestine at the MOA Arena yesterday that was held at the Jet 7 Bistro, tinanong si Toni Gonzaga kung palagay ba niya ay siya na ang bagong concert queen since siya ang piniling i-produce ng show ni Ms. Pops fernandez sa dinami-rami ng mga singer/actress sa ngayon, Her answer was quick and delivered …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Kung si Billy Crawford ay na-‘praning’ dahil sa sobrang workload, ang gandaretch na lead actress naman ng isang topra-ting soap ay marami ang na-disappoint lately dahil sa kanyang damit sa isang eskalerang okas-yon ng mga artista na karamihan sa kanila’y talaga namang dressed to the nines to be most emphatic about it. Ang kaso, ang …

  ni Pete Ampoloquio,Jr. Hahahahahahahahaha! Dati-rati, umaatikabo ang billboards ng, in fairness, ay mega pretty starlet na oo nga’t eska-lera ang ganda pero bulok naman ang pag-uugali at super banong umarte. Hahahaha! Of late, we have come to notice that her billboards are fast disappearing. Dito na lang sa Mindanao Avenue sa Kyusi, nawala na ang pagkalaki-laki niyang billboard in …

ni Pete Ampoloquio,Jr. May pinagdaraanan these days si Ms. claire dela Fuente. I won’t go into details anymore but it involves a huge sum of money. Ayoko namang tumawag o magtanong pa tungkol sa kanyang problema dahil wala naman kaming magagawa if ever, it’s best na lang to just pray that she hurdles this trial in her life just like …

ni Pete Ampoloquio,Jr. Within this week, slated to tape for his Bottomline With Boy Abunda na si kuya Boy kaya ‘yung mga nagkakalat ng morbid news ay magsitigil na dahil ang mga isinusulat nila’y mga pan-tasya lang naman and the farthest from the truth. Anyway, it’s a good sign that he’s slated to tape for Bottomline within the week and …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahaha! Marami ang nag-tataka kung bakit daw living in fabulous luxury these days ang isang highly controversial na transvestite in the business. Imagine, kung dati-rati’y nangangalirang na ang kanyang hitsura na parang he was very much wanting of sustenance and and good nutrition (very much wanting of sustenance and good nutrition daw, o! Hahahaha!), of late, …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Ilang linggo na ang nakararaan, (hayan Fermi Chakita, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta!   Hahahaha!) pero in whispers pa ring pinag-uusapan ang nakayayanig na pag-eksena ni Mama Alfie Lorenzo sa birthday/presscon ni Mother Lily Monteverde. Predictably so, sa Regal Matriarch ang symphaty ng nakararami dahil kulang daw sa respeto si Mama Alfie sa isang taong institusyon na …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Poor Fermi Chakita, umaatikabo pa rin ang ilusyon mereseng osla na siya at ayaw nang bigyan ng showbiz oriented show ng network na kanyang pinagtatrabahuhan. For who would be doltish and stupid enough to give a show to a personality whose rating happens to be a measly BSL? Below sea level mga titas. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha1 Imagine, …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Speechless and almost dumbfounded ang Brapanese hunk na si Daniel Matsunaga when he was announced as the grand winner of the PBB ALL IN talent search at ABS CBN. Honestly, inasmuch as he’s not a Filipino, he’s a veritable Pinoy by heart. Habang emotional siyang niyayakap ni Mariz na second placer sa talent search na ‘yun, …

 ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Medyo nostalgic ang mood ni Megastar Sharon Cuneta based from her postings of late sa kanyang facebook account. Parang she’s into nostalgic recollections according to my bff Peter Ledesma dahil mga old pics raw nila ng kanyang ex-husband na si Gabby Concepcion ang ma-dalas nitong i-post lately. May outpouring din ng kanyang emotions si Mega at …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Totoong kaibigan talaga ni Kuya Boy Abunda si Ms. Kris Aquino, ang kasama niya sa top-rating late evening show nila sa Dos na Aquino & Abunda tonight. Nagpahatid daw pala ng fillers na she’d purportedly want to pay the king of talk a visit but the answer was not altogether positive. Gusto raw talagang mapag-isa at …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Awards and numerous recognitions are unabatingly coming the way of the lead actors of the soap IKaw Lamang winsome Coco Martin and lovely Kim Chiu of late. Kamakailan, tumanggap sila ng mga bagong parangal mula sa 4th EdukCircle Awards na nagsusulong ng kahusa-yan sa komunikasyon sa Asia-Pacific Region. Matapos tanghaling Celebrity at Actress of the Year …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Para silang bumabangga sa pader pero cool at complacent si Atty. Ferdinand Topacio that justice would eventually be awarded to his controversial client Aljur Abrenica. Inasmuch as he wouldn’t want to make some sweeping statement on the case, the famed lawyer is of the belief that what his client craves and hankers for would be eventually …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Cool na cool na Aljur Abrenica ang humarap sa press the other night in connection with the tete-atete tendered by his legal counsel Atty. Ferdinand Topacio. The good looking actor had made it clear that it was not supposedly his intention to wage war with the network he’s been working for since he entered show business …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahaha! Na-invite kami ni Papa Abs sa premiere night ng Edna featuring the competent actress Irma Adlawan in the lead role and is ably supported by Ronnie Lazaro (who’s making his impressive directorial debut in this film that delves on the real and imagined fears of overseas Filipino workers as rivetingly essayed by Ms. Adlawan) and …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. May part two ang banggaan nina Anne Curtis at Cristine Reyes sa looming offering ng Viva films na The Gifted na makakasama nila ang hunk actor na si Sam Milby. Sina Anne at Sam ay madalas nang nagkakasama, the latest of which happens to be at the top-rating Dyesebel under Dreamscape Productions. Pero sina Sam at …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahaha! Maliban sa notes at boobsies, addicted din pala sa on-line casino ang bungalyang si Bubonika. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! This, we’ve gathered from someone credible and knowledgeable of the Rimpampanita clone’s activities off cam. Rimpampanita clone raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha! How gross! Harharharharharhar! Hay, naku, lola, put a stop to that cheap and highly ruinous vice of yours, lest …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahaha! Mega baliw (mega baliw raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) na sa tindi ng inggit si Joey de Cashtrue alias Vavalina, the guranggang kuflangera (guranggang kuflangera raw talaga, o Harharharharhar! Yuck!) at kung ano-anong yosi-kadi-ring fabrications ang ipino-post sa internet dahil hindi na mapagkatulog sa tindi ng panghihina-yang sa oportunidad na kanyang pinawalan ever. Hakhakhakhakhak! Mukhang kamoteng …

Para sa mga intrigerang bakla, big deal para sa kanilang maging richie-richie at galing sa buena familia ang mapanga-ngasawa ni Melissa Ricks. Sa ganang akin naman, secondary na lang sigurong galing sa affluent family ang kanyang magiging mister as long as they get along fine and are very much in love with each other. If I may qoute an adage …