Thursday , January 9 2025

Uri ng Palautot

Apat na Uri ng Palautot…

MAPAGKUNWARI: Uutot nang tahimik at aastang inosente.

MAHIYAIN: Uutot nang mahina at ngi-ngiti.

MAYABANG: Uutot nang malakas at tatawa nang malakas habang nagyayabang.

MALAS: Susubukang umutot pero ebs ang lalabas.

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utot

student: Mam bubukol ba ‘pag uutot sa pantalon?

titser: No! Defenitely not! Remember kahit gano kalakas ang utot, di bubukol ‘yan!

student: Kainis! Ebs talga ito!!!

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usapang lolo

jimy: Alam n’yo ‘yung amo ng lolo ko, napakabait. Kasi kung ano ang kinakain ng lolo ko ‘yun din ang kinakain ng amo n’ya.

vic: ‘Yun lang mabait na? Ang amo ng lolo ko talagang mabait. Kasi kung ano rin ang kinakain ng lolo ko ‘yun din ang kinakain ng amo niya at sabay pa silang kumain.

joey:Wala ‘yang mga lolo n’yo sa lolo ko, kasi kung ano rin ung kinakain ng lolo ko, kinakain din ng amo ko pero, nauunang kumain ang lolo ko para malaman ng amo kung may lason ang pagkain na kakainin nila.

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