Friday , November 22 2024

Erap spell

Kausap ni Erap ang Abu Sayyaf at nagne-negoiate para mapalaya ang red cross volunteer:

Abu sayyaf: Palalayain ko ang aming biktima kung maii-spell mo ang Mississippi.

Erap: Pwede Manila Bay na lang?!

Ngek!!

ASO

Isang umaga magkaharap ang mag-ama sa mesa habang kumakain. Nagpalabas ng masamang hangin ang ama. Maaamoy naman ng bata ang konataminadong hangin. Dumaan ang ASO nakita ng bata. Sabi ng bata: Lokong aso ito, dito umutot. Narinig ng ama ang si-nabi ng anak. “Ano’ng sinabi mo … inaaso-aso mo na lang ako ha …”

noon at ngaYOn

NoonG araw, ang magkasintahan bago ikasal hinihintay muna ang kabilogan ng buwan… Pero ngayon ang magsyota hinihintay muna ang kabilogan ng tiyan bago ikinakasal …

call girl

misis 1: Lolokohin ko ang mister ko kunwari isa akong call girl …

misis 2: O sige game ako d’yan!

Nakita ni Misis 1 si mister …

misis 1: Helllo Boy pwede ka ba nga-yon?

mister: Ayoko nga sa ‘yo kamukha mo miss ko!

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