Wednesday , November 6 2024

Basag trip

Basag trip

Boy: Ang kagandahan mo pa-rang password!

Girl: Bakit???

Boy: Kasi ikaw lang ang nakaa alam …

B0o0om. Hehe …

liham

DEAR BULAG,

Pakisabi kay Bingi nanalo si Pilay sa takb0han …

Nagmamahal

WALANG KAMAY

Pasahe

Sa isang jeepney …

Pasahero: Mama, magkano po ‘yung pasahe?

Driver: P7.50 ‘yung minimum

Pasahero: (Dumukot ito sa bulsa para kunin ‘yung pera niya, ngunit sa ‘di sinasad-yang dahilan kulang yung pasahe niya.) Patay, kulang yung pera ko. Paano kaya ito? (Nag- isip siya at lumingon sa driver. Napansin niya na duling ang driver. Sabi niya sa kanyang sarili, tama duling ‘yung driver sigurado ‘pag nagbigay ako ng 3.75 di niya mapapansin na kulang yung pera ko kasi doble yung pani-ngin niya. Inabot niya sa driver yung pera.

Ngunit laking gulat niya nang may sinabi yung driver sa kanya.

Driver: Kulang ito!

Pasahero: Anong kulang? ‘Di ba sabi mo 7.50 ‘yung minimum?

Driver: Oo nga 7.50 e dalawa kaya kayo!

(Patay! Akala mo lusot kana ha?)

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