Saturday , November 23 2024

Paano humamon ng AWAY ang …

BULAG?: Magpakita kayo mga Duwag!

DULING?: Isa-isa lang! Para patas ang laban!

PILAY?: Patay kung patay! Walang takbuhan!

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Husband: Kung di ako makaligtas sa ope-rasyon ko bukas, ikaw na sana ang bahala sa lahat lahat… I LOVE YOU!

Wife: Tumigil ka! Wala pang namamatay sa TULI!

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AMO: Day, gamitin mo itong chalk pama-tay ng ipis, isulat mo sa pader.

Maid: Yis ati!

NEXT DAY… nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader:

EPES MAMATAY KAYUNG LAHAT! SYET PAKYO!

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Pedro: Pare galing ako sa doctor, nakabili na ako ng hearing aid…Grabe, ang lakas na ng pandinig ko!

Juan: Talaga?!?! Magkano bili mo?

Pedro: Kahapon lang…

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