Friday , November 15 2024

Nakita sa gay bar

ISANG binatilyo pumasok sa isang gay bar. Nalaman ng nanay niya at nagalit …

Nanay: Ano naman ang nakita mo doon na ‘di mo dapat makita?

Binatilyo: Si Tatang po gumigiling.

POLLUTANTS

Bush: What are the pollutants in your country?

Jinggoy: We have lots of pollutants … we have sisig, kilawin, chicharon, mani …

Erap: Anak, may nakalimutan ka, Boy Bawang (cornik).

PISONG GATAS NG BAKA

Tindero: Hoy, bili ka gatas ng baka? P10 piso lang isang baso.

Manong: Ang mahal naman, may tigpiso lang n’yan?

Tindero: Meron po, pero kayo na po ang dumede sa baka.

OPEN MINDED

Pasyente: Dok, bakit po ganito ang ope-rasyon sa ulo ko? Halos kita na utak ko.

Doctor: Ok lang ‘yan, ‘yan ang tinatawag na open minded.

PASAHE

A naked girl rode on a taxi

GIRL: Bakit? (Tanong ng girl sa driver na nakatitig sa katawan n’ya) Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?

Driver: Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago pasahe mo.

Girl: Substitute po

Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?

Girl: Hindi po, mama ko po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako

po yung substitute….

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