Bubonika, malapit nang matigbak!

NAHAMBAL si Bubonika (Hahahahahahahahahaha! Is the end getting nearer, lolaska? Hahahahahahaha!) dahil bukod-tanging ang nganga queen daw ang kinausap ng TV5 executive na si Mr. Noel Lorenzana dahil sa lackluster ratings ng showbiz oriented program nitong Police Eklaboom. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Wala naman daw kasi kina Raymond Gutierrez at Ms. Lucy Torres ang pagkakamali o kakulangan kundi kay Bubogski dahil wala raw binesa sa mga pasabog ng The Buzz ang scoop kuning-kuning ng Police Chorva. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Well, the main reason why the show has remained the show that most people would like to shun away from is the abominable (abominable raw talaga, o! what a word! Harharharharharhar!) presence of Crispy Chaka who’s physiognomy is really a big fucking turned off. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sa panahon kasing being beautiful and articulate happen to be a big plus actor, Bubonica has indeed become an ignominous passé.

A has been no one would dare touch a ten-foot pole with.

Ang bad karma … bow! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, binigyan daw ng barely a couple of weeks si Crispy Chaka para ayusin ang mga balita nilang pinaglumaan na kaya walang taong interesadong manood sa kanila ever. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

In comparison to The Buzz that’s capable of dishing out the finest and the hottest news in the industry, what Bubonika has to offer are nothing but news that have seen better days.

Anyway, binigyan na raw ng management ng ultimatum ang ngangaera ng Parada, Valenzuela City.

Harharharharharhar!

In the event na hindi pa rin mag-improve ang kanilang 1% rating, gagawa ng move ang management na I’m sure na hindi ikatutuwa ni Bubogski. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yan ang napapala ng taong demonic ang pag-uugali at numero unong ilusyonanda.

Magdusa kang matanda kaaaah! Hahahahahahahahahahahaahaha!

I’m sure that once she gets axed, TV5 is coming out with another show that will be hosted still by Raymond Gutierrez and Ms. Lucy Torres, the ratings of which would be much better. Hahahahahahahaha!

To be honest about it, si Crispy Chaka lang naman ang deluvic ang arrive sa mga televiewers dahil sa kanyang nakaririmarim at nakapandidiring kaplastikan ever. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Panget-panget na kasi, ang sama pa ng pag-uugali. Harharharharharhar!

Yuck!

SAM PINTO BLOOMING ANG SHOWBIZ CAREER!

Tatahi-tahimik lang pero bonggacious pala ang showbiz career ni Sam Pinto.

Imagine, her endorsements appear to be sated with her services and are perennially loyal to her.

Hayan at kare-renew lang ng kanyang shampoo commercial at ‘yung beer commercial, among other endorsements ay tuloy-tuloy pa rin.

So far, in the many years that she’s been in the business, never pang iniwan siya ng kanyang endorsements. Hindi man isang superstar or megastar for that matter, consistent ang sales ng kanyang endorsements at never pang nabokya.

Kahit ang Bubble Gang every Friday ay consistent Top-raters rin at click na click ang grupo nilang  Bubblets.

On the side, hataw din siya sa mga hosting chores at iba pang rakets.

Iba talaga si Sam Pinto, may kakaibang dating.

Maganda na’t edukada, very classy pa ang aura.

‘Yun na!

DAWN ZULUETA’S RIVETING PRESENCE

Isang malaking factor sa magandang reception ng mga tao sa “Bukas na Lang Kita Mamahalin” ng Dreamscape Productions ay ang sterling presence at performance ni Ms. Dawn Zulueta na talaga namang kakaiba ang arrive.

Looking at her appealing physiognomy night after night would make anyone wonder how she’s been able to hold on to her youth and dazzling kind of beauty.

Sa totoo, in most of her scenes with Cristine Reyes, hindi siya nasasapawan ng kasariwaan at ganda nito.

Iba talaga ang staying power ni Ms. Zulueta both as an actress and as a person.

Through the years, napanatili niya ang kanyang dazzling appeal at freshness.

No wonder, even young men are watching “Bukas Na Lang Kita Mamahalin” partly because of the kind of acting and beauty that Ms. Zulueta exhibits.

Period.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.