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THE world is now a-changing and yet this once very popular actress has remained hard-headed and delusional. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Hayan at binabagyo na ang ka-Maynilaan at kadalasa’y lubog na pero ang multi-awarded actress ay wala pa rin pagbabago ever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Imagine, she’s already in her late-50s but her life has remained stagnant and no visible improvements whatsoever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Momentarily, she’d be in her best behavior and would become the paradigm of sweetness, only to go back to her old rotten behavior afterwards. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Indeed, her biological clock is ticking away faster than usual since she’s no longer young and in her prime but she appears to be totally unconcerned. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anyhow, according to some psychologist that we’ve talked to, that’s sheer defiance on her part.
Ang sabi ng iba, hindi naman daw lingid sa mahusay na aktres ang abysmal developments sa kanyang career but she bluntly have it ignored.
A week or two ago, nag-host ng block screening ang kanyang devoted followers but she was not in attendance at all. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Lukring, ‘di ba naman?
Far from being touched, she ignored the block screening of her movie, making her loyal fans grossly disenchanted.
Is that being fair and reasonable to people who had nothing but her own welfare in mind?
Isn’t she being deliberately unfair to them? Harharharharharhar!
How so very sad indeed!
Anyway, may sub-plot pa ang kwento ng aktres na ‘di talaga mabuti ang mga pinaggagagawa lately. Hahahahahahahahaha!
May kinausap daw na isang abogado kamakailan lang in connection with her plans to sue the network she’s presently connected with for the simple reason that the management had unfairly deducted from her enormous talent fees something like 1.5 million.
She was bedridden daw kasi because of an undiagnosed ailment, hence she wasn’t able to report for her taping commitments.
Anyhow, napanghal na raw sa paghihintay ‘yung pobreng lawyer pero was na sa pagka-apir ang multi-awarded actress.
Bago? Harharharharharharhar!
How so very sad!
CLEAN LIVING BECOMES DAWN ZULUETA!
Kung ‘yung contemporary niyang bombastic actress ay nasira ang mukha sa botox treatment na ‘yan, (Hahahahahahahahahaha!) Dawn Zulueta has remained flawlessly young and beautiful. To be honest, half her age lang si Cristine Reyes but her kind of beauty never pales in comparison with her youthful charm. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Carry mo ‘yan botox queen? Harharharharhar!
Anyway, tour de force ang acting lagi ni Ms. Dawn sa soap nilang Bukas Na Lang Kita Mamahalin.
Talagang lagi-lagi’y pinaiiyak niya kami sa unquestioned devotion niya sa kanyang anak as delineated with such conviction by Gerald Anderson.
Unforgettable para sa amin ‘yung pakikipag-usap niya on national television sa isang abogado while Dina Bonnevie looks on with repugnance and loathing.
Kapani-paniwala talaga ang kanilang pag-arte at hindi lang basta lumuluha si Gerald. Walang patlang talaga ang pagdaloy ng luha sa kanyang mga pisngi mereseng he was not mouthing any dialog at all.
Jesus! How he has metamorphosed into such a fine actor in so short a time.
No wonder, kabogerong tunay sa ratings ang Dreamscape offering na ‘to ng production outfit ni Mr. Deo Endrinal.
Going back to Dawn, obvious namang clean living talaga siya at hindi ba tulad no’ng intrigera at ilusyonadang contemporary niya na walang ka-PR-PR sa press at isang walk-out beauty. Hahahahahaha!
Napanonood pala ang “Bukas Na Lang Kita Mamahalin” right after Muling Buksan ang Puso.
SINO BA ANG BALIW?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Something appears to be grossly wrong with this former bold actress, Greta B., who is perennially after her younger sister’s neck. Hahahahahahaha!
Hayun at wala naman ginagawang masama sa kanya ang nakababatang kapatid pero lagi-lagi na’y gusto niyang i-down ito at maging mesirable ang buhay.
Lately, pinalalabas ng kanyang kampo na may baltik daw sa ulo kaya wala sa katinuan most of the time.
Really? Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Hindi kaya siya ang baliw?
Imagine, ini-interview ng press tapos biglang maghe-hysterical at magwo-walk-out? Hahahahahaha!
Tantanan na kasi ang younger sis mo dahil wala naman siyang ginagawang masama sa ‘yo, ano?
Kung freak-out ka sa mother ninyo dahil feeling mo’y unfair siya sa ‘yo, why don’t you take a more perusing look at the true picture?
Natural lang sigurong mahalin niya si Claudine dahil nagpakita naman ng pagmamahal sa kanya.
One thing that you never did because you got married so early.
‘Yun lang!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
