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“Our first impulse upon hearing of the theft case filed against Ms. Claudine Barretto was to ignore it as nothing but an unintelligently obvious attempt on the part of Ms. Dessa Patilan to divert the issue from a qualified theft case filed against her over four months ago for attempting to spirit away from Ms. Barretto’s household millions worth of valuable personal effects.
“Upon closer examination, however, there may be more to the theft counter-charge against Ms. Barretto than meets the eye, for which a brief statement may be needed. For instance:
“1. Why did it come four months after the original qualified theft charge against the complainant, when the acts complained of were allegedly done by Ms. Barretto simultaneously with the thievery of Ms. Patilan?
“2. Why did it come only after the cases filed by Ms. Barretto against her estranged and strange husband Mr. Raymart Santiago for Protection Orders, Violence Against Women and Perjury, and only af ter a renewal of enmities between Ms. Barretto and her sister Gretchen?
“3. Why is the complainant represented by one of the country’s biggest and most expensive law offices, which has previously represented interests identified with Ms. Gretchen Barretto and her long- time companion Mr. Tonyboy Co-juangco?
“All of these things, when taken with our previous observations that former personal staff members of Ms. Barretto were colluding with Mr. Santiago after he had left the conjugal abode, in order to obtain certain valuable personal properties from the household and also information as to Ms. Barretto’s movements, make the merits of the case and the persons behind the filing thereof, very suspicious.
“As always, our legal team will keep protecting Ms. Claudine Barretto from such harassment suits and we shall never rest until her interests and that of her children, Santino and Sabina, are fully vindicated.”
MARIAN RIVERA SA SIR!
Marami tiyak ang kikiligin sa episode ng Showbiz Inside Report today dahil special guest nila si Ms.
Marian Rivera. At say mo, no-holds-barred ang interview dahil sasagutin lahat ni Ms. Marian ang lahat ng katatungan tungkol sa kanya, kay Papa Dong (Dingdong Dantes) at sa Star Cinema at Reality Entertainment movie niyang Kung Fu Divas with Ms. Ai-Ai delas Alas.
Sa totoo, kahit si Ms. Carmina Villaroel ay enjoy na enjoy sa mga sizzling revelations ni Ms. Marian.
Predictably so, hahataw na naman ang rating ng number one showbiz oriented talk show ng bansa – Showbiz Inside Report, napanonood right after It’s Showtime.
SUPER SYOKOT
NA SI CRISPY CHAKA!
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Super afraid na ang ngangaerang si Crispy Chaka dahil malapit na namang matigoksi ang kanilang Police Chorva. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Out of sheer desperation, fruit diet na raw ang chabokang matanda. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Naku, ning, mag-fruit diet ka man, to no avail if you’re not going to curve your huge appetite.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Kumain ka lang kasi, huwag kang lumamon. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yuck!yuck!yuck!
Mag-diet ka kasi matanda ka. Hahahahahahahahaha! Ang laki-laki na kasi ng tiyanetch mo, gurangga.
Hahahahahahahahahahaahaha!
‘Yun na!
GRABE RAW
ANG INGGIT FACTOR
NI GRETA BARRETTA KAY MS. CLAUDINE!
Nang makausap namin lately ang isang close kay Ms. Claudine Barretto, naibulong nito na malaki raw ang hunch ng magandang aktres na ang behind na naman sa kasong isinampa ng kanyang dating production assistant ay si Greta Barretta na feel na feel daw talagang makita siyang down.
Looking back, nang idemanda ni Clau ang kanyang PA sometime last year, I think, ang nagbigay pala ng
lawyer dito ay ang scheming na former boldstar.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
That’s how scheming she veritably is!
Gusto raw kasi ng dating hubaderang makitang gumagapang si Claudine at talagang maghirap.
How so gross! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, this time around, Claudine’s PA has filed another case agains the actress. Ninakaw daw ang kanyang salaray amounting to P10, 700.00, ang kanyang tablet worth 3k at memory card costing P500.00.
Well, look na lang sa sky ang aming source. Sino pa raw naman kasi ang mag-uudyok sa PA na idemanda
si Ms. Claudine kundi ang devious niyang sisteraketch. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Mum is the word lang daw si Claudine dahil ang higit niyang pinagkakaabalahan ay ang kanyang muling
pagbabalik pelikula this coming October. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ganuned, Ms. Claudine? Mas feel mo pang asikasuhin ang iyong pagbabalik-pelikula kaysa harapin ang kasong isinampa ng iyong former PA?
Dapat lang!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
