ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Mapapahamak ang mga karakter ng Kapa-milya child stars na sina Andrea Brillantes at Raikko Mateo ngayong Linggo (Hunyo 1) sa pagpa-patuloy ng kanilang Wansapanataym special na My Guardian Angel. Matapos matuklasang isa si-yang ampon, magdedesisyon si Ylia (Andrea) na lumayas sa kanilang bahay kaya naman mapipi-litan si Kiko (Raikko) na labagin ang patakaran ng mga guardian …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hindi lang sa pagitan nina Isabel (Kim Chiu) at Mona (Julia Montes) ang matitinding banggaan kundi lalo’t higit sa pagitan nina Samuel (Coco Martin) at Franco (Jake Cuenca) sa top-rating soap ng Dreamscape na Ikaw Lamang. Between Kim and Julia kasi, it was more of cold condescension on the part of Julia but with Coco and …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. After viewing Direk Val Iglesias’ Ang Bagong Dugo, I was convinced that Joem Bascon just might become the new king of indie movies. Sa totoo, napakahusay niya sa pelikulang ito kung saan pawang magagaling na aktor ang kanyang kasama. Isa pang ikinabibilib (hayan Fermi Chaka, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta! Hahahahahaha!) namin kay Joem ay ang …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Magaling kung sa magaling umarte ang comebacking actress na ‘to. ‘Yun nga lang, mala- king setback ng kanyang personalidad ang over sa lusog niyang pangangatawan na lalong nagdaragdag ng edad sa kanyang pagkatao. ‘Yun bang tipong di ka na nga kabataan tapos matronang-matrona pa ang hitsura mo, pa’no lang? Honestly, going on a strict diet, …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. DESIDIDO si Joem Bascon to give his very best in connection with his fabulously directed and conceptualized indie movie under Mr. Ross Brian Gonzales’ 3 Js Films titled Bagong Dugo na dinirek ng beteranong stunt director ni Rudy Fernandez na si Direk Val Iglesias. Talaga namang pinagpistahan ng isang male movie bit player ang kanyang butt …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Cool as a cucumber ang drama ni Ms. Claire dela Fuente kapag napag-uusapan ang kanyang alagang ingrata. Maganda na raw ang kanyang araw at maligaya naman siya sa mga alagang sina Meg Imperial, na ang taas ng rating ng Moon of Desire nila nina Ellen Adarna at JC de Vera sa afternoon slot ng ABS CBN, …

  ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. NO’ng una, this hunky (hunky raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) newcomer was absolutely considered ultra promising with his fine good looks and boyish countenance, not to mention the fact that, he, too, can act. Imagine, he did a movie with this seasoned multi-awarded actress but he was not upstaged one bit. Mahusay kasi siyang mag-deliver ng …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahaha! In the few times that I had the chance of watching Aljur Abrenica and Louise delos Reyes by way of their fantaserye Kambal na Sirena, I am repulsed with the way the latter has metamorphosed into a too fleshy young actress that’s almost matronly. Too fleshy and almost matronly raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha! Cattiness aside, …

AbsenSe, for a short period of time, makes the heart grow fonder. Pero kapag medyo may ka-tagalan na, malaki ang posibilidad na may mangyaring di kaaya-aya (di raw kaaya-aya, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!). Perfect example ang set-up sa ngayon na nag-e-exist between this wholesome-imaged young actress and her ‘hot’ papa. Hahahahahahahahaha! Ang tsika, ang tikimang nangyari sa leading lady nito sa bagong …

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Wala talagang katapusan ang mga nakaiintri-gang kwento tungkol sa sensational scam queen na si Napoles. Lately nga, join na rin sa mahabang listahan ng mga nabahaginan supposedly ng kanyang kabonggahan ang isang senador na kilala sa kanyang matatas na Pananagalog. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! The sum involved was indeed staggeringly huge for it to be considered as a gift. …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Dahil osla na’y ngetpalites pa, (osla na’y ngetplites pa raw, o! Harharharharhar!) wala talagang nag-rate na show itong si Fermi Chakita. Practically, lahat ng showbiz oriented programs na headliner siya’y nag-flop lahat at sumadsad ang rating kaya lately ay ginawa lang siyang field reporter. Ginawa na lang daw field reporter, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! What an ignominious demotion …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Mukhang one of these days ay babasagin na lang ng good-natured personality na ‘to ang kanyang pananahimik. Unbeknown to most people in Tinsel town, deep inside, this cool lady is veritably seething with righteous indignation because of the insidious ways of her protegee’s mom that has seemed to rub off on her once easy to deal …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Her era in show business was truly remarkable in the sense that she had no qualms in baring on cam to the point of exposing the most intimate part of her sexuality even in broad daylight. Baring it all out even in broad daylight daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha! Nabaliw talaga ang mga barako sa isang pro-binsya …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Mukhang walang kapaguran si Bubonika, the rat-faced chaka. Rat-faced chakita raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar! Someone called us up last night to give us the highly despairing bit of news (highly despairing bit of news raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhak!) na ipinagkakalat daw ni Fermi Chakita na hindi raw true na nagtapos na ang kanyang career sa Cinco. …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahaha! Minsan, iyang pagpaparetoke ay nararapat din pag-isipan nang husto. Kadalasan kasi, sa halip na makatulong para mag-improve ang hitsura ng isang tao, ito’y nakasasama (hayan lukring na Fermi Chakita, salitang ugat ang inuulit, humal na chakah! Hahahahahahaha!). Huwag na tayong lumayo, ito na lang bonggacious kumantang diva, na noo’y kina-insecure-ran ng isang flawless at gandarang …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Sheryn Regis, without an iota of a doubt, is one of the finest entertainers that we have in our midst these days. Her amazing vocal range has never been upstaged by the new wave of singers that are pretty dominating the local music scene. Sang-ayon sa mga mabukekeng chikadora (mabukekeng chikadora raw, o! Hahahahahahaha!) may ‘attitude’ …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Dahil addicted kami sa ganda ng kwento ng obra ng Dreamscape Productions na Ikaw Lamang, we never fail to watch it night after night. May isang bagay lang kaming napupuna sa baby girl naming si Christine. Kapag sina Coco Martin at Kim Chiu ang on cam, giliw na giliw si-yang tunay at tumitigil talaga sa …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Bianca Gonzalez used to be the paradigm of beauty and sophistication but watching PBB All In last Sunday was a big let down in as far as the lady is concerned. To say that she was dowdy and badly-dressed would be most unkind but honestly, she was not at par with the Gonzaga sister’s level of …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Kris Aquino is amusing and talented but I have never come to like her that much. But lately after watching Kris TV almost on a daily basis, along with her interesting late evening show with the king of talk Kuya Boy Abunda, Aquino & Abunda Tonight, that is, I seem to have developed this extra fondness …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Grabe talaga ang emote last night ni Angel Locsin (tulo-uhog and all) sa top-rating evening soap ng ABS CBN na The Legal Wife. Inasmuch as Maja Salvador also gave a riveting performance, it’s an unassailable fact that Angel has been able to upstage everyone, save for JC de Vera who also gave a moving performance in …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Ibang klase ang arrive ni Kuya Boy Abunda lately. Kung ang feeling reyna ng entrega, I mean, intriga pala, (Hahahahahahahaha!) na si Fermi Chakita ay malapit nang mabura sa industriya (ma-lapit na raw mabura sa industriya, o! Hakhakhakhak!), scalding lang naman ang arrive ng King of Talk. Sa show na lang nila ni Kris Aquino na …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Nakarma raw ang maganda sana pero nuknukan ng kamalditahang aktres kaya ang expectation niyang for life na sila kuno ng kanyang gwa-ping at well-endowed (well-endowd daw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!) na papa ay hindi nag-materialize. Ang feeling niya kasi she’s irreplaceable dahil wala na raw makahihigit pa sa kanyang ganda at talino at iba pang assets. Is …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Hahahahahahahahahaha! How presumptuous and uncouth of this old woman to have the temerity to call this gifted entertainer Jed Madela as purportedly obese. Hahahahahahahahaha! Sagad hanggang buto talaga ang pantasya’t ilusyon ng Chuckie Dreyfuss na matronang ito na walang takot at kabang isinulat sa kanyang cheaply written column na ayaw na ayaw raw magpahawak sa ibang …

 ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. This highly sensational personality who is reportedly having a sizzling intimacy with this soft-spoken guy from the world of politics is definitely front page news lately. Ang nakatatawa, inamin na nga niya’t lahat na inlababu supposedly siya with this guy who is very much hooked with this out of showbiz belle and with two kids to …

ni  Pete Ampoloquio, Jr. Unang nasubukan ang kakaibang dating ng kanilang tandem when they did Mr. Suave way back in 2003. Way back then, people had come to realize what a unique chemistry Mr. Vhong Navarro and Bb. Joyce Bernl had. Lalo pa itong nakompirma when they did ano-ther blockbuster follow-up by way of the movie D Anothers (2005) and …