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Their fans all over the Philippines appear to have developed an addiction to the tandem of Alex Gonzaga and Luis Manzano.
Their riveting jokes and appealing ‘kulitan’ make them a veritable joy to behold and watch.
Their palpably unique sense of humor give the impression that it’s kind of fun if we don’t take life seriously.
Pero paano kung maglalaglagan sila at ibuking ang dirty ng isa’t isa, may mapipikon kaya?
Asked about Alex’s somewhat weird habit of ‘picking’ her ‘’nose,’ Luis said that he finds it amusing.
“Makalikot siya ng ilong!” Luis was qouted to have said in an interview. “I put that nicely — alam ninyo na what it means!”
In retaliation, Alex expressed up to the minutest detail how Luis can be pretty annoying over the phone.
“Makulit si Kuya Luis!” Alex asseverated. “Kahit hindi kami magkasama, text siya nang text.
“Tapos minsan, no’ng nasa ibang bansa ako, tatawagan niya ako — tawag siya nang tawag, ‘tapos ‘pag sinagot ko, ‘Why?’ Gusto lang daw niya akong gastusan. ‘Yung minsan papansin lang niya nang over!” quipped Alex.
Alaskahan is their favorite pastime. They would tease each other about practically the most trivial and insignificant things.
“Lagi ko siyang inaasar na bakit ang pangit niya,” Alex averred. “Ganoon din naman ‘yung asar niya sa akin!”
Pero ang pinakabonggang pang-inis ni Luis sa kanya has got to do with her feet.
“Her feet!” quipped Luis, “Malaki! Malayo palang ang tae natapakan na niya.”
Anyway, they don’t care about the bashers as long as at the end of the day, they have respect for each other.
And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!
BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
