Dati’y reyna ng kagandahan, ngayo’y tabachingching na

Ganoon na lamang ang pagkagulat ko nang makita ko sa isang hindi kalakihang network ang isang TV host na rati’y pagkaganda-ganda at very classy ang hitsura. Some two decades ago, she was the paradigm of classy beauty and esoteric appeal.

Fast forward sa ngayon, parang weird ang kanyang hitsura with her long hair and somehat bloated appearance. Kung dati’y very svelte and sexy ang TV personality, ngayo’y parang manika ng mangkukulam ang kanyang hitsura. Parang manika raw ng mangkukulam raw, o? Hahahahahaha! Could it be possible that someone so sexy and beautiful would evolve into a witch looking creature? But it’s true.

Walang-wala na talaga sa hitsura niya ang kagandahan niya some 25 years ago. It is a good thing that her kind of intelligence is still there, but her looks has definitely change for the worse.

For the worse raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha! Ang nakababaliw pa, parang may time na nagsasalita raw mag-isa ang babaeng ito na parang she was taking with an unseen person. Unseen paper raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun na!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.