Pango at ‘di kagandahan!

Hahahahahahaha! Kasiraan nga ba ni Jane de Leon ang pagkakalagay ng kanyang series of throwback photos na kitang-kita ang kanyang pagkapango at pagka-baluga sa isang artikulong lumabas sa isang popular website?

Hindi ba siya nag-iisip na magiging kasiraan niya kung mabubuking na pango pala siya rati at hindi likas na matangos ang kanyang ilong tulad ng ayos nito sa ngayon?

In that photo also, it was obvious that her skin was somewhat dark and not as satiny and flawless the way it is these days.

Suffice to say, she was a typical Filipina in her series of photos before with nose almost pug and not as well contoured as it is today.

Sabagay, wala namang nagbabawal kung gusto mong magpaputi. Kung si Sarah Geronimo nga na Pinay na Pinay ang hitsura noon ay flawless na at super white ang complexion at maganda na ang contour ng ilong, why not Jane de Leon? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Bahala na nga sila riyan.

Basta ang masasabi ko lang, walang Darnang starlet. Kung sakali, baka si Jane de Leon palang.

Baka si Jane de Leon pa lang daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ka-amuse ever! Hahahahahahahaha!

And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.