Iconic lady from Hollywood, ipinaayos na ang sagging butt!

Hahahahahahahaha! Nagulat raw ang huge following ng iconic lady singer sa Hollywood dahil nang minsang mag-show siya, ang ganda na ng kanyang medyo nagsa-sag na butt at super mega-eskalera ang kanyang boobs. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Even the lines on her face, along with her sagging facial features that could no longer be camouflaged by make up, have become youthful again and undeniably fresh.
Pero ang pinakanapuna raw talaga ang kanyang firm butt na parang preskong-presko na naman ang dating. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
When asked about the changes that she was able to have, the iconic lady was non-committal. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Basta tipong, what you see is what you get. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Ma’no ba naman kung nagparetoke ang iconic personality? Pera naman niya ang kanyang ginastos at hindi naman nanghingi sa kanila.
Now, if she doesn’t want to talk about her enhancements, that’s her own prerogative, ‘di ba naman? Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Pero dati naman talaga, kontento na ang iconic figure sa kanyang hitsura.
Ang totoo niyan, nang magpunta siya rito sa Filipinas, hindi siya natakot na ipakita ang kanyang totoong hitsura nang mag-ikot-ikot siya sa palengke.
Yes, darling, of all places, sa palengke pa napag-trip-an niyang mag-ikot-ikot.
At doon, ipinakita niya, in full regalia, ang kanyang wrinkles, among other things. Hahahahahahahaha!
But if there’s one thing she was not insecure about, it was her imperfections.
Pa’no naman, hindi siya nakilala ng mga tao that time. Hahahahahahahahaha!
But now, she is the paradigm of complacency because of her fine, good looks again.
Sino ba naman ang mai-insecure kung ganyan kaganda ang hitsura mo?
‘Yun nah!
And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!

BANAT!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.