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Hahahahahaha! Nababaliw na ang okray na silahis sa kanyang mga nababasa.
Serves him right for being so horrendously plastic!
Yuck!
Nakasusuka! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Maybe, he’s beginning to experience some sleepless nights for he’s greatly affected with the things that we are writing about.
Well, buti nga sa kanya dahil nakapandidiri ang kanyang kaokrayan.
Imagine, when he gets to see you, kiyemeng sweet at all smiles ang drama.
Pero saan ka, the very moment you turn your back, umaandar na naman ang kanyang kaplastikan at hindi ka isasali sa list ng invitees na majority ay PMPC members.
PMPC members raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Bago?
Siyempre naman, magsisipsep para pagdating sa bigayan ng awards ay naka-score na siya.
Cheap!
Anyway, PMPC is not show business, lomodic dude.
It’s not even half of it.
But then, kanya-kanyang trip.
Segurista kasi ang silahis kaya todo-sipsep siya sa PMPC members.
Hindi ko talaga makalimutan how he treated the whole group in a nearby resto during one of the award giving seasons.
Anyway, I’m sure na kapag ipinalabas na nila ang soap opera ng inggratang retokadang chick ay kakailanganin niya ang tulong ng PMPC dahil malamang kaysa hindi ay sumemplang sa ratings dahil sa kanyang moro-moro brand of acting.
Moro-moro brand of acting raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha1
Puhleeeeezzzzeeeee! Harharharharharharhar!
Pleased to meet you!
Saan ka naman nakakitang kapag umiiyak ay para siyang tumatawa? Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Hitsura ng nae-ebak!
Yuck!
Kaya wait na lang tayo sa soap ng retokadang mujer at tingnan natin kung paanong matigbak sa rating.
Ang mabuti pa, tigbakin na nila agad ang participation ng ham actress para mag-succeed ang kanilang soap.
‘Yun nah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ROBIN PADILLA,
BILIB NA BILIB SA ENERGY
NI JOSHUA GARCIA!
Sa press conference ng Unexpectedly Yours, Robin and Sharon were asked if they still remember the first time that they were in love.
Sagot ni Robin, hanggang ngayon daw ay po nai-in-love pa rin daw siya.
“Ang maganda riyan,” he said looking at Joshua who was smiling sheepishly, “tingnan na lang natin si Joshua.
“Kasi, sa kanya ako kumukuha ng energy, e. Buhay na buhay itong batang ito.”
Idinagdag ni Robin, ‘yung love story raw nina Julia at Joshua, hindi talaga niya alam. Pero sa shooting nila, masarap daw tingnan silang dalawa. Napakaraming alaala raw ang tumatakbo sa kanyang isipan.
At this juncture, Sharon had inadvertently revealed the real score between Julia and Joshua.
“Mahal na mahal nila ang isa’t isa,” she said in earnest.
Anyway, being innately romantic, tinanong si Robin kung ano ang maipapayo niya kay Joshua, who is delineating the role of his nephew in this movie.
Payo ni Robin kay Joshua, huwag na huwag raw mabubuhay sa nakaraan.
Huwag raw problemahin ang kinabukasan at ang ‘tamis’ ng kasalukuyan ang dapat i-relish.
“Kailanman ay huwag mong problemahin ang kinabukasan,” Robin asseverated, “‘yan ang advice ko sa ‘yo.
“Kung ano itong meron ka na nararanasan mo sa kanya, tamisan nang tamisan mo pa.”
Joshua wholeheartedly agreed.
“Parang tumugma nga ang lahat,” he admitted. “Ako kasi ‘yung tao na overthinking.
“Oo, parang masyado akong excited sa mangyayaring kasunod, hindi ko ini-enjoy kung ano ang meron ngayon. Kaya thank you po.”
Anyway, bagama’t pahapyaw na ngang ibinuking nina Robin at Sharon ang real score ng relasyon nina Joshua at Julia, no confirmation came from the two. Instead, sinabi lang nilang unexpected raw ang kanilang pagtatambal.
“Sabi ko nga sa kanya,” came Joshua’s pronouncement, “unexpected ko siyang naging ano… Unexpected ko siyang naging kapares. ‘Di ba, kasi nandito ka (sabay taas ng kamay), nandito ako (ibinaba ang kamay).”
On Julia’s part, she answered truthfully, “I’ll be very honest, this was very unexpected, but this is one of Lord’s biggest blessings to me. In God’s perfect time talaga.”
FRIENDS LANG DAW SILA
NI JAKE EJERCITO,
SAY NI MAINE MENDOZA
Maine Mendoza said that she and Jake Ejercito are friends and she feels that nothing is wrong with that.
Sa tweet ni Maine last November 25, she made it clear that she and Jake are nothing but plain friends.
Tinanong kasi ng netizen kung ano raw ba sila ni @unoemilio? @unoemilio is the username of Jake in Twitter.
As of the moment, nag-private na ang netizen na sinagot ni Maine but they are still some netizens who were able to get a screen grab of his tweet.
It all started when Jake posted on Instagram the female picture that a lot of people believed to be Maine.
Makikita sa nasabing retrato ang isang babaeng nakatakip ang mukha na may suot na relo. Nakalagay rin sa Instagram story na 6:00 a.m. ipinost ang naturang Instagram story.
May ilang fans naman na nakapunang ang suot na relo ng babae in that picture was similar to the watch worn by Maine in one of her pictures.
May ilang netizens na inurirat si Jake tungkol sa kanyang Instagram story.
It will be remembered that Jake and Maine were first together at the “Kalyeserye” segment of Eat Bulaga last January 2016.
And with that, ito po ang Kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity.
Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nhong!
BANAT
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
