Hindi dapat bibinigyan ng karangalan!

BIBIGYAN daw ng karangalan si Lolita Lapida sa Walk of Fame ng nasirang si German Moreno.

Jesus H. Christ! Wala siyang K ni katiting mang karapatan. I’m sure that everybody would agree that she is a rotten egg.

Paano bibigyan ng karangalan ang isang impaktang balahura na walang ibang alam kundi mangharbat nang mangharbat at mag-take advantage sa mga baguhan at mga artistang hindi maka-ek sa kanyang eksena. Hahahahahahahaha!

Dapat sa kanya ay isinusumpa at itinatapon sa faraway island of Timbukto. Harharharharharhar!

But honestly, I don’t think she deserves any kind recognition. A cheap, rotten individual like her doesn’t deserve any kind of accolade.

All of her life in the business, wala na si-yang ginawa kundi mangharbat nang mangharbat at hindi niya pinapansin ang mga walang pera sa

industriya.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Napakawalang puso nga ng putlaerang gurang na binaboy nang husto ang taong nagbukas ng pinto sa kanya sa larangan ng TV hosting na si Kuya Boy C. de Guia.

Imagine, many years ago, he did try to gatecrash into one of her presscons in one one of the venues along Tomas Morato, hoping that he would be welcomed by Lolita Buruka. Hahahahahahahaha!

You could just imagine how appalled he was when he was asked by the brazen Buruka to leave the venue at once in a tone of voice that was pretty chilling and callous. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, nakarma na sa ngayon ang burukang halaan.

Burukang halaan daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

For one, hindi na siya nakababalik sa tele-bisyon dahil na-realize ng network na wala naman siyang nagiging contribution kundi bumati nang bumati at gamitin ang network so that she could amass truckloads of money. Harharharharharhar!

‘Yun nah!

CINEMA ONE ORIGINALS

MATAMLAY ANG PAGTANGGAP!

Matamlay raw ang pagtanggap sa Cinema One Originals Film festival dahil wala namang presscon na nag-imbita sa mga press people para isulat ang festival. Ang inimbita lang yata nila ay bloggers dahil tiwangga blues.

Dahil tiwangga blues raw, o! Hakhakhakhak-hakhakhak!

Hayan dahil mahilig kayo sa tiwangga, saan lang ba naman mababasa ang release ng mga bloggers na ‘yan kundi sa mga never heard (never heard daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!) na mga blogs nila.

Magdusa kayo.

‘Yun lang!

NAINSULTO!

Character talaga itong si Kris Aquino. Hayan at maki-pag-meeting pa raw sa TV5 people para lang ipamukha na may greenlight na para matuloy ang kanyang show sa orig na timeslot nito after Eat Bulaga.

Pero parang may complications. Rating kasi ang Trops na nasa timeslot na gusto niyang kunin.

Well, at the rate things are going, she needs to wait until early next year before she can have that timeslot.

Whatever, this is good news for Kris Aquino’s follower. I’m sure Kris is pretty relieved that she could have a show in GMA. Ang APT Entertainment daw ang nag-facilitate para makabalik sa GMA muli si Krizzy baby.

All’s well that ends well then.

Pero kaiingat siya. In the event that her relationship with GMA sours, she is not going to be welcomed at TV5.

That’s for a fact!

‘Yun lang!

BAKLANG-BAKLA!

Nahambal daw ang isang gay TV host nang i-guest ng management ang isang guwapo pero tagong marikonang aktor sa kanyang show.

Noong hindi pa raw nagsasalita, medyo impressed ang TV host sa kaguwapohan ng klosetang aktor.

But the very moment he opened his mouth, the TV personality was inordinately disappointed with how feminine his projections were.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Tama raw pala ang mga nababasa niya tungkol sa guwapo sana pero nuknukan nang pagka-marikonang aktor. Kung hindi raw pala ito aware ay baklang-bakla na ang projections. Harharharharharharhar!

‘Yun nah!

No wonder, naging mag-on sila ng isang sikat na tagong marikonang aktor rin noong nasa kabilang network pa siya ever. Hahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.