Dancer lang ni Willy, mataray na ngayon!

 

Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Poor Bubonika, kahit na sino ang makakita sa kanya ay nagtataka kung bakit parang wala na siyang ni katiting mang aura. Para na siyang chimay-looking at parang namumutlang di mo maintindihan kung bakit.

Namumutla raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Isa pang ikinababaliw ng listeners at dahilan kung bakit pinapatayan siya ng radyo ay dahil sa pagpupumilit niyang kumanta gayong

wala naman siyang K ni katiting.

Wala yata siyang pakiramdam kaya hindi niya malamang she’s hopelessly off key.

Hopelessly off key raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, wala pa rin pagbabago ang hosting style nitong si Crispy Chakah.

Todo-todong batian pa rin at wala nang iba pa, ang ginagawa niya sa araw-araw na ginawa ng Diyos.

Bakit pa ba nagraradyo ang hangap sa batiang guranggang when she doesn’t want to do the chores of a radio announcer which is to give entertainment to the radio listeners.

Sino ba naman ang mag-i-enjoy sa salit-salitang pagbati nila ng kasama niya sa radyo? Of course Ronnie Carasco would desperately want to entertain and to give the juiciest news in tinsel town but Bubonika’s the one calling the shots and all he has to do is simply comply with her wishes. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Isa pang hindi yata alam ni Crispy Patah, ang katotohanang she’s hopelessly off-key.

Hopelessly off key raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mahilig nga siyang kumanta, ang kaso, wala namang hilig ang kanta sa kanya. Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Que miserable usted. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang mabuti pa, magtinda ka na lang ng maruya sa Parada, Valenzuela city at baka kumita ka pa.

Baka raw kumita pa, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kaokray!

GRABE NAMAN ANG PICTORIAL DIRECTOR NI TUGONON!

Sa internet, prominent ang pictorial ni Janine Tugonon in connection with a magazine of international circulation.

Sa totoo, majority took pity on her for the simply fact that she was treated like an inanimate object that’s devoid of any feeling. Parang walang keber at pakialam ang photographer sa feeling ng isang babae na kinukunan in the nude. Hindi man lang daw tinakpan ng towel ang nude body ng model at hinayaang parang basang sisiw na nakatayo habang may ina-adjust siya sa camera.

Parang napaka-unfeeling ng mga lalaking ganito at tini-treat na parang walang feeling ang kanilang models.

Sana man lang, before the actual take, ma’nong takpan man lang ng towel or anything na makatatakip sa kanilang nudity para at least ay comfortable naman ang kanilang mga model at hindi ganyang halos nakabuyangyang na ang kanilang kabuhayan.

Cheap!

Parang ang treatment nila sa kanila ay inanimate object at hindi mga tao at walang feeling.

Kasukah!

Anyway, good luck na lang kay Miss Tugonon sa kanyang modelling career. I hope she makes it big down there.

MICHAEL PANGILINAN SIZZLES!

Stand out without meaning to si Michael Pangilinan sa nakaraang concert nila sa Solaire’s The Theater, kasama niya ang 4th Impact, si Mayumi at si Morissette Amon at ang star of the show na si Arnel Pineda.

Hindi talaga mahilig umeksena si Michael but his stoic performance had captivated the crowd inside Solaire’s The Theater.

He is not a glib talker but the moment he opens his mouth and sing, you, certainly, are going to be mesmerized for he sings straight from the heart and with so much emotion to boot.

One thing good with Michael is that he has perfected the art of using his falsetto in the most effective manner possible.

Aminado kaming hindi namin siya masyadong bet bilang singer noon, but lately, feel na feel na namin siya.

Magkakaroon yata siya ng follow-up concert sometime in November kaya siyento por siyentong manonood na naman ako.

Good luck Michael to your chosen career. I know that wonderful things are veritably in store for you, man.

Ingat!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.