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Hahahahahahahahahaha! Hindi na makasagot si Crispy Patah in print pero sabi ng mga kaibigan naming nakikinig din sa batian-ladened radio program niya, doon daw binabanatan ng tabatsinang matanda si Mystica. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Balahurang matanda, ‘di makalaban nang parehas at idinaraan sa radio program niyang wala namang showbiz balita kundi puro cheap na batian. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Honestly, I just don’t know how the show manages to survive with nothing but batian galore. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Ito kasing guranggis na ‘to, she never cares for her radio listeners. Basta ma-achieve lang niya ang batiin ang mga taong binebentahan sa kanyang mga show rackets, she doesn’t give a damn anymore.
Kumbaga, napaka-self serving ng kanyang radio program. Kung sa diyaryo ay nagbabalita siya dahil ‘yun naman ang ini-expect at binabayaran sa kanya, dito ay sinasagad talaga niya ang batian.
Nakasusukah! Ginagamit ang radyo para magamit sa kanyang sole purpose – ang kanyang show rackets.
Cheap na matanda. Sa halip magbigay ng entertainment, which is the sole purpose of her radio program, ay ginagamit para sa kanyang goal, ang makapagbenta ng tickets sa kanyang cheap show rackets.
Kung sabagay, pinagbibigyan na lang siguro siya ng management dahil hindi na rin naman siya bibigyan ng shows on national television.
Kumbaga, okay na lang kung bumati nang bumati, siya tutal, hanggang doon na lang naman ang kanyang career. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Anyway, ang binabanatan niyang si Mystica ay unti-unti ng nagkaka-career. If I’m not mistaken, she’s got a forthcoming show in Pasig sometime this month. Totoo ka, may talent naman talaga ang nasabing babae and side by side with the reigning talents of today, she is a rarity.
Kung sa America nga ay nakikipagsabayan siya sa mga black talents at nananalo, how much more in our country where majority of the talents are basically mediocre?
Anyhow, kaya naman maliit ang tingin sa kanya ng ganid na matanda (ganid na matanda raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) ay dahil wala naman siyang perang maibibigay sa kanya.
Ganyan ang babaeng ‘yan, she has an eye for the opulent customers alone.
In short, she has no heart.
If you have no money, she doesn’t care about you and would only cater to rich individuals.
Pero naniniwala pa rin kami kay Mystica. Alam naming makababalik pa siya. Kumbaga, it’s only a matter of time.
Huwag na lang niyang papansinin ang balahurang si Crispy Patah dahil ganyan talaga ‘yan. Masyadong money oriented.
Kahit may talent ka, ‘di ka niya papansinin kung wala kang anda. Mukhang pera ang matandang ‘yan and her entire life solely revolves around money alone and nothing else.
Money alone and nothing else raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Di naman ‘yan tumitingin sa talent. Pera-pera lang ang labanan sa balahurang matandang ‘yan.
‘Yun lang!
DINGDONG DANTES
PANALO NA SA KALABAN!
Hahahahahahaha! Nagpa-panic na ang tropa nina Jericho Rosales dahil as of presstime, paangat nang paangat ang Alyas Robin Hood ni Dingdong Dantes. Lalo pang umangat ang rating ng soap nitong lumabas na ang character ni Andrea Torres na talaga namang umaapaw ang kaseksihan at tour de force ang performance. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Pa’no na ngayon ‘yan? Di mangangamote na ang soap nina Echo na parang iisa na lang daw ang acting at ito namang si Arci Munoz ay parang tumutula at walang kabuhay-buhay kung umarte.
Walang kabuhay-buhay raw umarte, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Sa true, para siyang hindi pa nag-aagahan na walang kalatoy-latoy umarte.
Walang kalatoy-latoy umarte raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
How gross!
Anyhow, kung kaseksihan ang pag-uusapan, sapaw na sapaw nitong si Andrea si Arci na retokada raw ang beauty at walang buhay umarte. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Magpahinog na kayo, noh?
Buti nga! Mga walang ka-PR-PR kasi ang humahawak sa inyo. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Good riddance! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
PHILIPPINE “CONCERT KING”
MARTIN NIEVERA TO DEBUT
AT THE HISTORIC FORD THEATRES
Concert King Martin Nievera will perform at Hollywood’s newly renovated Ford Theatres via PAE Live!’s “An Evening with Martin Nievera” on Saturday, October 8th, 2016 at 7:30pm. He will perform his greatest hits, traditional Filipino love songs and an eclectic, upbeat mix of Broadway and standard pop tunes. Proceeds from the concert will benefit the Apl.de.ap Foundation, a project of the Asian Pacific Community Fund established by Apl.de.ap of the Black Eyed Peas.
For more than three decades, Martin Nievera has been the unofficial ambassador of Philippine pop music to a global audience selling out concerts from Dubai to London, Melbourne to Vancouver and almost everywhere in between. Affectionately dubbed the “Concert King of the Philippines” by his fans, Martin has performed before packed houses to audiences who have followed his career from its inception and meteoric rise in Manila to his headlining showcase residency in Las Vegas. He has hosted “ASAP” (All-Star Sunday Afternoon Party), the longest running musical variety show on Philippine television, since 1995 and is seen each week by millions of Filipino fans around the globe. Along the way, he has earned several platinum albums, hosted several talk shows, appeared in many television specials and movies and has received several awards.
The concert begins the celebration of Filipino-American History Month in October, a nationally recognized commemoration of the history of Filipinos in America as established by the Filipino American National Historical Society, the California State Senate and the U.S. Congress.
The internationally acclaimed a cappella group Prime Note Ensemble, originally formed in Saudi Arabia and who are recipients of several international vocal competitions, will give an exclusive performance thirty minutes prior to the concert.
In addition, a portion of the proceeds from the concert will be donated to the Apl.de.ap Foundation, a non-profit organization established by Apl.de.ap, co-founder of Grammy-winning hip-hop group The Black Eyed Peas.
The mission of the Apl.de.ap Foundation is to empower children, especially in the Philippines, through education and technology. “We’ve built schools and classrooms and music centers and have provided scholarships for students to complete their college education,” says Apl.de.ap. “Last October, we provided the medical equipment to help doctors diagnose and treat retinopathy of prematurity. We want to give the tools and the opportunity for children to succeed in life.”
The foundation also provides assistance to communities in times of natural disasters. The Apl.de.ap Foundation is a project of the Asian Pacific Community Fund, a registered 501(c)3 non-profit organization. “PAE Live! believes in giving back to the community,” says producer Rex Sampaga, “which is why we are donating to Apl’s Foundation… we believe in his efforts to help the people in the Philippines.”
“An Evening with Martin Nievera” is proudly sponsored by Leelin Bakeries, Island Pacific Supermarkets and Kalayaan Incorporated of Southern California with LA18 and The Asian Journal as official television and print media sponsors.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!
BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
