Walang chemistry!

MAGANDA naman sana ang material ng soap nina Arci Muñoz at Jericho Rosales pero unfortunately, wala silang chemistry.

As in I have this feeling na nangangamoy flop ang venture na ito ng I don’t know what production outfit.

For one, parang hindi sakay ni Arci Muñoz ang depth ng acting ni Jericho.

Besides, parang naulit na naman ‘yung soap nila ni Paulo Avelino na merong tubig na involved sa story.

Wala na bang ibang material at palaging may tubig na lang na involved?

Like I said, it’s a waste of Jericho’s prodigious acting talent. Dapat sa kanya ay ‘yung may depth umarteng leading-lady at hindi ang moro-moro kind of acting ng babaeng aktres na hindi raw gaanong kumita ang Camp Sawi movie.

How true? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, like I said, poles apart sila when it comes to acting. Kung anong hinusay-husay ni Echo, siya namang binano-bano sa acting ng kanyang leading-lady na parang laging nakangiti mereseng dramatic scene na ang binibigyang buhay.

Nakangiti mereseng dramatic scene na raw ang kinukunan, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Finally, tigilan na rin ang paggamit ng tubig dahil gamit na gamit na ‘yan doon sa isang soap ni Jericho with Maja Salvador.

Adios!

Adios raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

DINGDONG DANTES RETURNS TO PRIMETIME

VIA GMA’s ALYAS ROBIN HOOD

Kapuso Primetime King Dingdong Dantes is back on TV as he headlines GMA Network’s newest series Alyas Robin Hood beginning September 19. The series dramatically showcases an inspiring truth that in each one of us is a hero, able to be of service for the welfare of other people.

A combination of action, drama, adventure and comedy, Alyas Robin Hood revolves around the life of Pepe de Jesus (Dingdong), a man who finds absolution in doing service to his community. Known to be a prodigal son-turned-bar passer-turned-urban poor advocate, Pepe was framed up for the murder of his own father and was put behind bars. Believed to be perished after a violent prison break, Pepe survives and searches for the real culprit on the devastating death of his father and at the same time he redeems his own name under an assumed identity, Alyas Robin Hood. With the help of a few people he trusts, Pepe as Alyas Robin Hood mediates to seize crimes from happening, thus helping the oppressed as he slowly finds out the truth about who his real enemies are.

Meanwhile, the Kapuso actor shared his excitement to depict his new character that aims to give inspiration. “Maganda ‘yung feeling na nagiging part ka ng pag-solve ng isang problem sa lugar ninyo, tumutulong ka sa community. Pero ang mas mahalaga, siyempre, ay ‘yung paghahanap sa katotohanan. I think, isa ‘yun sa main na gustong ma-achieve ng character sa kuwento—malaman kung saan nagmula, sino ang may kagagawan ng lahat. Medyo komplikado.”

Apart from portraying another striking performance, he also shares his enthusiasm to work with the country’s esteemed actors to date. “Ang gagaling ng mga kasama ko rito. Mula sa international best actors and actresses, talagang mga mahal ko sa industriya ang makakasama ko rito. Understatement ang excited. Sobrang inspired ako ngayon.”

Alyas Robin Hood also stars Kapuso actress Andrea Torres and 2013 Miss World Megan Young.

In the beginning of Pepe’s journey, he will meet the love of his life, Sarri Acosta (Megan), a pediatrician who shares the same values with him in helping out the less fortunate. However, because of the murder allegation, Pepe is shunned in Sarri’s life.

Along the way, he also encounters Venus (Andrea), who tries to help him in his quest for justice and truth. Pepe, in return, will intuitively make her change her point of view when it comes to stealing and being selfish.

Joining them are respected TV and movie actors: seasoned actress Ms. Cherie Gil as Maggie Balbuena, Dean’s mother who is a powerful PR practitioner who dreams of lording over the city by supporting the political aspirations of his son; award-winning actor Sid Lucero as Dean Balbuena, a corrupt politician who is responsible for the death of Pepe’s father and Pepe’s arch rival with Sarri; and 2016 Cannes Film Festival Best Actress Ms. Jaclyn Jose as Judy de Jesus, Pepe’s understanding mother.

The show also features the special participation of multi-awarded actor Christopher “Boyet” De Leon as Jose de Jesus, Pepe’s father who from early on tried to teach his sons to avoid conflicts.

Alyas Robin Hood is under the helm of director Dominic Zapata. He said that he is enthusiastic on how Alyas Robin Hood will leave a mark on Philippine TV.

“For this show, we always push the story deeper. Kaya naman the team promises that we will create something that you will all be proud of. Something that will make a mark,” he shared.

Catch Alyas Robin Hood, beginning September 19, Monday to Friday, after Encantadia on GMA Telebabad.

MAS MATANGKAD PERO

MAS GIFTED ANG PINOY!

Pinost ng isang di katangkaran pero guwapong aktor ang picture nila ng isang sikat na Korean actor at marami ang nag-comment na oo nga’t mas sikat daw ang Korean actor sa international scene pero mas magandang lalaki naman ang Filipino actor.

On top of that, marami rin ang nag-comment na mas gifted naman daw ang Pinoy actor kaysa Korean counterpart.

The side comments of most Pinoys have been misconstrued for something ‘green.’ Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Mas gifted naman naman daw talaga ang karamihan sa mga Pinoy compared to their Korean counterparts.

If you know what I mean. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kung hubaran daw ang pag-uusapan, bukod sa kanyang prodigious acting skill, kakabugin daw ng Pinoy actor ang may katangkarang Korean actor.

True kaya ito? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Parang may basis ang comparison na ito. A few years ago, kumalat kasi ang nude pic ng nasabing Filipino actor and basing from his naked pic, may K ngang magtaray ang nasabing aktor, lalo na’t may kalakihan pa ang ‘head’ ng kanyang sex organ. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ka-amuse!

‘Yun nah!

DISTRACTING TALAGA

ANG PHOTO

Kapag nakikita ko ang picture ni Lola Fermi Chakitah sa isang tabloid, naiilang talaga akong tingnan ito.

Pinangatawanan na kasi ng ogrilyang tanderaketch ang picture na inilagay niya sa kanyang column kahit na distracting itong maituturing.

May ipinagawa kasi sa kanyang mga mata ang banidosa rin palang wrangler at obvious na obvious ito sa kuhang ‘yun.

Honestly, far from enhancing her looks, it has made her look weird!

It has ruined her admittedly fairly takable looks and has made her appearance unmistably gross! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Hitsura ng butlog! Bahala kayong mag-isip kung ano ang ibig sabihin nito. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kaya kayo riyan, bago magparetoke, pakaisipin muna ng ilang beses dahil baka sa halip na gumanda kayo ay maging katawa-tawa ang inyong hitsura.

‘Yun nah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.