Hindi kalakihan pero masarap!

Hahahahahahahahaha! ‘Di naman siya kalakihan pero marami ang sa kanya’y nagkakagusto.

Why is that so?

Ang sabi, this brown-skinned actor who’s got a brooding good looks and appealing machismo is into the booking business but is said to be highly discriminating. Nagpapaunlak din daw siya sa mga gays and bisexuals but he chooses his would be customers and is not that particularly money oriented. Hahahahahahahaha!

Suffice to say, he allows his not so huge but delicious and pleasant smelling (pleasant smelling daw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) dick to be fellated on by gays and bisexuals but his main preoccupation is the breeding of his customers. Siguro when he feels horny, he entertains some enthusiastic customers but they would have to pass through his meticulos scrutiny.

In short, off limits ang mga cheap at mas may edge ang intellectuals at discreet gays. He’s not that money oriented but is after the pleasure he derives out of these encounters but you have to pass through first his meticulous standards.

Totoo ka, marami ang sa kanya’y nagtitilam-tilam pero bibihira ang nakapapasa sa kanyang taste.

Like I said, money is of secondary importance and your attitude, along with your breeding, count!

What’s his name? It starts with a letter L.

‘Yun lang!

EUGENE DOMINGO NATANGGAP
NG TOUCHING MESSAGE

Para sa karamihan ng manonood, havey na havey ang Dear Uge host na si Eugene Domingo pagdating sa pagpapatawa.

Pero para sa isa niyang batang fan, siya’y nagsisilbing inspirasyon kaya naman sumulat pa talaga siya sa kanyang idolo para iparating ang kanyang pasasalamat.

In return, ipinagmalaki naman ito ng Kapuso comedian sa kanyang Snapchat at Instagram post. Aniya, “I found this today. Bless the child who appreciates & shares her dreams.”

LOVI POE TINABLAN KAY TOM?

Bilang first time nilang magkatrabaho sa isang soap, masasabi ng Kapuso Premier actress na si Lovi Poe na komportable naman siya sa kanyang love scene with Tom Rodriguez, na siyang gumaganap na asawa niya sa pinakabagong GMA Primetime series na Someone to Watch Over Me.

Very professional daw ang aktor sa maiinit na eksena nila. Kuwento niya, “I’m glad to be sharing the screen with someone who is equally as passionate and as professional as Tom. It’s not easy to shoot scenes like these. So glad that we’re both not maarte and we make sure we do it right for the sake of art!”

Bongga!

For the sake of art? Well, malaking factor rin siguro ang pagiging looker ni Tom para maging cooperative to the max si Lovi. It’s easy to do an intimate scene with a leading man who’s basically a looker. Kahit kasi naki-carried away ito ay napagpapasensiyahan ng kanyang leading lady dahil it’s so easy to do an intimate scene with a good looking leading man.

Say mo? Hindi ba naman? Pero kung Chuck Perez, well, ibang usapan na, ‘di ba naman? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, abangan pa ang mga kapana-panabik na mga kaganapan sa Someone To Watch Over Me pagkatapos ng Descendants of the Sun sa GMA Telebabad.

KAHIT SA KOREA MAY MGA BAKLA RIN!

2001 pa sumikat ang lead actor na ito sa Korea at maging sa Pinas.

Oo nga’t marami na ang sumikat na mga Koreano after him pero in fairness to him, napananatili niya ang kanyang good looks at machismo.

Pa’no naman, he’s banidoso and concern about his good looks more than anything else.

May nakatambal siya noong isa ring Korean actress but for some reasons, click lang sila on cam but off cam, veritably estranged from each other. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Paano, napakamahadera ng aktor at mabait lang sa kanyang leading-lady off cam.

Fast forward tayo sa taong kasalukuyan. Lahat ng kasama niya sa grupo nila ay pare-parehong may mga asawa na. Bukod tanging siya na lang ang nananatiling single considering the fact that he’s already in his late forties.

Why is that so?

Simple lang, he’s a closet queen. Simpatiko at lovable on cam put catty and hard to deal with off cam. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ang latest, considering that he’s still basically young, nagpa-facelift na raw ang aktor dahil nakararamdam na siya ng matinding insecurity sa  reigning bisexual movie idols. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Reigning bisexual movie idols raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Natumbok n’yo, mga bakla rin ang reigning Korean matinee idols at ang isa nga sa kanila ay ilang beses ng nagparetoke nang ilong.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah!

BACK TO BACK – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.