Nalalaos na!

Hahahahahahahahaha! The once oozing with braggadocio and self confidence Chacha Muchacha is now not as confident as before, Mr. Roxy Liquigan. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Lately, this obese kolehiyala supposedly is melting with shame.

Melting with shame raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Nakita na kasi ng sanlibutan ang katotohanang ang diyosa raw ng primetime radio na kanilang hinangaan is a big fake!

For one, lamang lang pala ng isa o dalawang paligo sa mga muchacha riyan ang nasabing babae. Harharharharharharharharharhar!

How sarat pala the ilongski and how inordinately fat!

How inordinately fat daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

How gross! Harharharharharhaharhar!

Kaya natauhan ang nagpi-feeling diyosang muchacha-looking lady raw nang makita niya ang hitsura ng housemates ni Kuya na even without a single trace of make-up ay mga diyosa talaga ng kagandahan.

Diyosa raw ng kagandahan, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Maybe it’s because they have the advantage of youth unlike Chacha who is almost matronly and not altogether pleasant looking.

Not altogether pleasant looking daw, o! Harharharharharharhar!

Kaya nag-panic bigla ang babaeng bakla na ‘di hamak na mas glamorosa pa at sakdal ganda ang mga bading na sumasali sa mga beauty contest na ‘yan na nagkatusak lately sa industriya. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

So, ‘yun nga, she made the veritably hasty decision of making a voluntary exit on the pretext that she was supposedly missing her daughter awfully a lot. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pero ang totoo niyan, nag-decide agad-agad siyang lumabas bago pa tuluyang ma-disillusion ang natitira pang naniniwala sa kanya. Natitira pa raw na naniniwala sa kanya, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

How nauseatingly gross!

Kaya kayo riyan, huwag masyadong nagpapaniwala sa mga naririnig n’yo sa radyo.

Mapanlinlang kasi ang medium na ito. Once you listen to them, you are fooled into the false belief that they are gorgeous and svelte. It’s only when you get to see them in person that you realize that you have been duped and has been taken for a ride.

That it was all make believe. That you have been inordinately fooled. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

O, siya, I’m sure that Chacha’s following has tremendously flagged.

Nakita kasi nilang parang baboy na pala ang kanilang iniidolo at dinaya lang sila ng kagandahang fake lang pala at mapanlinlang.

Fake at mapanlinlang daw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

‘Yun nah! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ayoko kooooooh! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

PEPITO MANALOTO

NANANATILING NUMERO

UNONG COMEDY

SHOW NG BANSA

Patuloy ang pamamayagpag ng Pepito Manaloto Ang Tunay na Kuwento ng GMA Network bilang pinakapaborito at numero unong comedy show sa bansa.

Ayon sa people data mula sa Nielsen TV Audience Measurement mula Enero hanggang Agosto 6, 2016 (excluding March 24-26 (Maundy Thursday-Black Saturday) sa National Urban Philippines (NUTAM), nangunguna ito bilang numero unong comedy show matapos makakuha ng rating na 9.5 percent nationwide.

Bukod sa pagiging numero unong comedy show ng bansa, patuloy rin ang pagtanggap ng Pepito Manaloto ng mga parangal sa iba’t ibang award-winning bodies. Pinarangalan bilang 2016’s US International Film and Video Festival Certificate for Creative Excellence Comedy Category; 4th Kagitingan Awards for Television Pinakamagiting na Programang Pang-Komedya; at 2016 Platinum Stallion Awards Best Values-Oriented Program.

Nakamit ni Michael V. ang Pinakamagiting na Personalidad sa Programang Pang-Komedya sa 4th Kagitingan Awards for Television.

Nagwagi rin ang programa sa 6th Enpress Golden Screen TV Awards as the Outstanding Comedy Program; 37th Catholic Mass Media Awards Best Comedy Program; 3rd Kagitingan Awards For Television – Bataan Peninsula University Pinakamagaling na Programang Pantelebisyon; 11th USTV Awards Students’ Choice of Comedy Program; 2nd Paragala: Central Luzon Media Awards Best Sitcom; Anak TV Seal awardee sa 2014 Anak TV Awards at sa 13th Gawad Tanglaw Best Comedy/Gag Show.

Nanalo si Michael V. bilang Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Gag/Comedy Program for Pepito Manaloto sa 6th Enpress Golden Screen TV Awards.

Ngayong Sabado (Agosto 20), abangan ang isa na namang nakatutuwang episode.Isang away ang magaganap sa pagitan nina Julie Anne San Jose at Jake Vargas dahil sa pagbisita ni Winwyn Marquez.

Umiinit kasi ang ulo ni Pepito (Michael V.) dahil araw-araw may problema sila sa newspaper girl na si Sam (Winwyn Marquez). Nang magreklamo si Pepito, si Elsa (Manilyn Reynes) naman ang nagalit dahil hindi na sila nakakukuha ng dyaryo.

Dahil dito, ipakikiusap ni Pepito kay Chito (Jake Vargas) si Sam pero lalong lumaki ang problema dahil akala ni Nikki (Julie Anne San Jose) ay may nangyayari kay Chito at Sam. Kinailangan kasing bumili ni Chito ng night stand at nang nagpatulong siya kay Patrick (John Feir), nagkamali ng dinig ang iba at akala ay “one night stand” ang hanap ni Chito.

Paano maaayos ang simpleng gulo sa diyaryo na nauwi sa away ng magsiyota? Magkakabati pa kaya sina Chito at Nikki?

Tumutok na sa Pepito Manaloto Ang Tunay na Kuwento ngayong Sabado pagkatapos ng 24 Oras Weekend.

Alamin ang latest updates tungkol sa Pepito Manaloto mula sa official website ng GMA Network www.gmanetwork.com at sa official Facebook page na www.facebook.com/GMANetwork.

THE MYTH ABOUT GLUTATHIONE

In an effort to enlighten most Filipinops about glutathione, and completely eradicate some of the prevailing rumors surrounding it, leading food supplement brand Vida NutriSciences team up with Japan’s Kohjin Life Sciences to hold a press conference fittingly billed ‘What Filipinos Need to know about Glutatione.’

It is reportedly said that Glutathione causes gastrointestinal pain, skin allergies, among other negative effects that a lot of people find exceedingly alarming, specially those who are already using the substance, and are planning to give it a try.

Kohlin Life Sciences members Mr. Yusuke Sauchi, Ms. Hitomi Ito and Kyoto Prefectural University of Medicine Associate Professor Dr. Wataru Aoi have raised awareness of Filipinos regarding glutathione, its importance, its depleting level in our bodies as we age, and its hidden benefits.

Apart from the fact that glutathione lightens the skin, keeps a flawless complexion, and maintain a healthy liver, the substance has been found to detoxify our liver and overall body of harmful toxins and heavy metals which can be found in what we consume.

It is also found to be an effective immunity booster against fatal and deadly diseases such as AIDS, diabetes, and even cardiac arrest. In addition to this, glutathione helps in keeping our body in shape and improves male fertility by providing needed nutrients to the sperm.

With all these relevant health benefits unknown to many Filipinos, Vida and Kohjin will pursue their campaign to further common knowledge, break myths, and raise awareness about glutathione and ultimately, to provide more accessible glutathione supplements for the greater good of the Filipino health and wellness.

It is remarkable to note that Alden Richards’ skin tone has greatly improved since he has used this product. Gone are the worried lines that used to be etched on his handsome face due to the wear and tear of shooting and taping and doing shows all over the land.

FERMINATA, MINALIIT

SI KIKO MATOS, AKALA MO NAMAN

SIKAT PA SIYA!

Hahahahahaha! Tuwing nababasa namin ang commentaries nitong matronang busog na si Fermi Chakitah kapag si Kiko Matos ang kanyang isinusulat, akala mo ba’y kung sino siyang sikat na sikat at pinagpipitaganan sa industriya. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Look who’s talking. In case you don’t know, Kiko Matos is such a good actor. He may be underrated but he’s admittedly good.

Ikaw, ano ba ang napatunayan mo sa industriya? Ang pananagalog mo bang dalisay at punong-puno ng kabaduyan?

Sexcuse me, noh? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

In case you don’t know Kiko Matos, you better refrain from making any judgemental or biased commentaries.

Kala mo naman kung sino ka na, osla ka na naman. Harharharharharhar!

Anyway, before you make some derogatory comments, look at yourself first and be the judge.

Ikaw itong passe’ na kaya kung ano-ano na lang ang pinagsasasabi. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kiko may be an indie actor but he’s admittedly good. Huwag mo siyang iniisnab-isnab na para bang wala siyang K dahil ikaw ‘yun, matandang lomod.

Period. Ayoko ng chakah! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.