Kulang sa PR!

NAKATATAWA naman Ang balitang purportedly took four long hours for Ellen Adarna to shed tears in a movie she was doing.

Ganon? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

How gross! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pa’no naman, hirap mag-concentrate sa kanyang mga scenes ang babae dahil pawang mga kaokrayan at kaelyahan ang gustong gawin.

Naroong magtelebabad kay Baste Duterte in the middle of a scene. Naroong magdahilang kiyemeng kailangang unahin daw ang kanyang mga eksena dahil she has a flight to catch up to.

Que barbaridad! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang sabi, wah care naman daw sa kanyang career ang girl dahil she was born rich.

Heredera raw siya at mala-Paris Hiton na may mga hotel.

Tipong hotel magnate siya ever! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

At any rate, it is said that she has purportedly joined show business for the sole purpose of finding men to fellate.

Finding men to fellate raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

How so very amusing! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Kaya hindi naman siya seryosong pagbutihin ang kanyang pag-aartista.

Try looking at her pics at the net and chances are, you’ll see her kissing different kinds of men on the lips. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Men of all stripes and kinds. Name it, she’s been able to kiss one.

She’s been able to kiss one raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Hindi naman lahat ng lalaki ay uubra sa kanya.

Dapat ay well endowed ka or dakota to be more emphatic. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Look at Ejay Falcon, Adarna compared him to a small chick. Simply stated, Ejay’s supposedly in possession of a small dick?

How gross!

Wala namang image na ganon ang tao dahil to be blunt about it, marami-rami na rin namang gay na nakarelasyon ‘yung tao at wala naman ni isang nagreklamo.

Wala raw ni isang nagreklamo, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Joke!

Anyway, the future seems to be bleak in as far as Adarna is concerned. But she couldn’t care less.

She’s in the biz just for the fun of it. Hindi naman siya seryoso.

‘Yun nga lang, kapag tumanda na siya at naglaho na ang kagandahang kanyang ipinagmamalaki, where is she heading at?

Hindi pa niya nare-realize ito ngayon dahil bata pa siya. Pero kapag nagkaedad na siya at wala nang ganda, pa’no na? Hahahahahahaha!

How sad if not infinitely tragic!

‘Yun nah!

MAINE MENDOZA DAPAT NANG MAGBAGO

If Alden Richards happens to be the paradigm of good naturedness and terrific PR, Maine Mendoza is the exact opposite.

Try reading the tabloids and chances are, you’ll read nothing but bad things about her whereas the press have nothing but good words on Alden.

Well, I guess it’s high time that Maine should try to reach out and pacify the wrath of her detractors.

Wala namang masama sa pagpapakakumbaba kung sa palagay mo’y kabutihan naman ang magiging outcome.

I guess it’s high time that Maine should stop antagonizing her nemesis.

For one, she’s not going to win against them.

So, try to eat your humble pie my dear. Walang mangyayari kung magmamatigas ka.

Ponder on it. It’s never too late to make amends.

Kita mo naman, sa GMA mismo na iyong bailiwick ay walang pumupuri sa ‘yo. Sila man ay nayayabangan at naaartehan sa ‘yo.

Wala namang masama kung matuto kang magpakumbaba kung ang kapalit nito’y katahimikan at kaunlaran ng iyong career.

Don’t have the wrong impression na tinatarayan ka namin. Gusto ko lang ay mapanuto ka at gumanda ang iyong career.

‘Yun lang!

NAKATUNGTONG SA LUPA KAYA ANGAT SA IBA!

Sa dinami-rami ng mga artista sa ngayon, hindi nakapagtatakang undisputed number one ang, “Ang Probinsyano” ni Coco Martin.

Pa’no namang hindi magiging good karma, ‘e napakabait at walang bad vibes sa kanyang sistema.

For one, he’s helping other people without making a big fuss about it. He’s doing his own share of charity without so much funfare.

Palibhasa’y laki sa hirap kaya may puso para sa mahihirap.

Kita n’yo naman, as much as possible, he’s trying to squeeze in out of job actors in “Ang Probinsyano.” Palibhasa’y may say na rin naman sa creative department ng soap pinipilit niyang mabigyan ng work ang mga jobless actors at ‘yung mga hindi nabibigyan ng break sa industriya.

Napakabait na tao at napakagrasyoso.

Kita n’yo naman, ang latest rating ng kanilang show ay 43.1% lang naman.

Mabuhay ka, Coco Martin.

BUNTIS PERO HINDI NA NAMAN TULOY ANG KASAL

May sumpa yata sa sexy comedian na ‘to.

Imagine, after proclaiming to the whole world that she’s slated to get married, out came the news that she’s allegedly pregnant but the marriage is not pushing through.

Ketbalites?

Why is that so?

Parang may sumpa yata ang babae kaya hindi matuloy-tuloy ang kanyang kasal.

At any rate, if it’s any consolation, she’s preggy na raw without the benefit of being married.

Ang siyete, baka raw nakarating na sa groom to be ang kanyang mga eyebrow-raising episodes.

How sad!

How sad daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah!

‘Yan kasi ang mahirap kapag marami kang skeletons sa ‘yong closet. Once na malaman ito ng iyong bagong karelasyon, out na ang kasalan at iiwan ka na niya.

Babu!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.