Mamamatay ba kami kung hindi maimbitahan?

AKALA naman siguro ng Star Music ay maapektohan kami kung hindi kami maimbitahan sa project nila sa megastarlet na si Ylonah Something. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Not me!

Karangalan ko bang maimbitahan sa album launch ng isang mega starlet na walang promise ni katiting.

No fucking way!

Besides, mga prima donna naman ang namamahala sa Star Music na ‘yan and devoid of good PR, lalo na ‘yung patpating maliit na akala mo’y tubercular.

Tubercular raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

No wonder, karamihan sa mga albums na inire-release nila ay hindi nabibili.

Isaksak n’yo sa baga n’yo ang presscon n’yo for all I fucking care! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, si Mr. Roxy Liquigan ang in charge, if I’m not mistaken, sa presscon na ‘to at kung sa kanya nanggaling ang order na huwag akong imbitahan ay wala akong keber.

Kelan ba naman ako naimbitahan sa presscon ng Star Music na ‘yan, aber?

Once a year na nga lang, minsa’y naliligwak pa.

Oh, my God! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

The hell I care!

Anyway, speaking of Ylonah Something or Whatever, sana bago nila ito ipina-presscon ay pinagawa muna nila ang kanyang ilongski. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Okay naman sana ang bata, but her pugnose stands in the way of her being beautiful.

At any rate, wala namang mangyayari sa album for the simple reason na hindi naman siya sikat.

Sana, pinasikat muna nila ang bata bago binigyan ng album.

Who is going to buy her album anyway? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kung ‘yung may mga name na nga ay natitimbog pa, how much more with this young lady whose name doesn’t ring a bell?

Hindi kaya pati mga pusa ay isnabin ang kanyang album? Ayokoooooooooooh! Harharharharharharharhar!

‘Yun nah!

COCO MARTIN’S ANG PROBINSYANO SCORES 45.7%

“FPJ’s Ang Probinsyano” with the versatile actor Coco Martin on the lead role, scored 45.7%, more than half of its rival show.

Pa’no naman, now we know why Coco’s fight scenes come out meticulously choreographed. Si Direk Toto Natividad pala ang nagdi-direk rito kaya naman hard core action ang dating.

Bugbugan kung bugbugan at super realistic ang arrive.

Suffice to say, isa ito sa edge ng Ang Probinsyano compared to its rival soap opera.

No wonder, si Coco na ang bagong action king ng kanyang henerasyon.

Ito na lang latest ombagan scenes nila ni Cesar Montano ay talaga namang on edge ang mga tao habang nanonood.

Grabe kasi ang suntukan at parang nanonood ka na ng hardcore action movie.

“It’s Showtime” continues to spread good vibes in noontime as it hits a national TV rating of 18.1%, compared to its rival who scored nothing but 11.9%.

Returning game show “Minute to Win It: Last Man Standing” draws more viewers on its debut week with a national TV rating of 16.4% versus “Wowowin’s” 14.6%.

“Dolce Amore” headlining the popular tandem of Enrique Gil and Liza Soberano keeps its huge lead over its rival with a national TV ratings of 35.9%.

Lalo rin nagiging kapana-panabik ang mga kaganapan ngayong si Enrique na as Tenten ang sole heir at kinabog pa niyang tunay ang kayamanan nina Luciana (Cherie Gil).

Afternoon drama show “Doble Kara” headlining the comely and feisty Julia Montes, beat its competitor, recording 18.8% in national TV ratings. Unkabogable namang tunay ang Dreamscape presentation. No wonder, book two na but it’s still going strong.

MAJA SALVADOR DISENCHANTED SA KANYANG SHOWBIZ CAREER?

Totoo bang na-disenchant si Maja Salvador sa kanyang showbiz career lately?

Akala raw kasi ng aktres ay may clout na rin naman siya kahit papano. Pero ‘yun nga, na-discover niyang one of those easily despensable artist lang siya na hindi masyadong importante sa network.

Sad naman if this is the case. After all, mahusay namang aktres si Maja at may ganda rin namang naturingan.

Anyway, the network seems to have lost interest in her when her MOA concert flopped more than a year ago.

Pero hindi pa naman tapos ang career ni Maja. Maybe a good break is all that she needs.

Pasasaan ba’t darating din ‘yun. And when it does, there’s no stopping there really.

Just be patient my dear. Remember, hindi pa tapos ang laban.

May importanteng role nga pala sa Ang Probinsyano si Maja and so far, she’s doing just right.

Ride on girl. Kaya mo ‘yan!

BACK TO BACK – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.