Walang binatbat!

KUNG sa ganda ay maganda naman sana ang aktres na anak ng isang kilalang personalidad.

The thing is, she happens to be an inveterate user and is very much wanting of sincerity in her dealings with people in the business.

Sa true, marami ang disappointed sa kanya dahil mahilig siya sa OPM. “Tito, I didn’t know you were coming,” madalas niyang dialog sa mga press na kanyang ino-opm. “Naiwan ko tuloy sa condo.”

Char! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Minsan nga raw, nagulat sa kanya ang isang staff ng isang production na naging close sa kanya while the shooting was in progress.

Feeling mega close kasi ang plastikadang aktres at kung ano-anong mga inireregalo sa tao with matching dedication pa na very touching so to speak.

Pero saan ka, nang matapos na ang shoot at muli silang magkita, cold as the weather in Alaska ang pakikitungo ng aktres sa tao.

Bago?

Plastikada naman talagang tunay ang nasabing babae at no comparison sa bait at husay makisama ng kanyang madir.

No wonder, her mom is still very much active in the industry and is relatively well loved.

In stark contrast, the network she is under contract with seems hesitant to give her a project.

Hesitant to give her a project daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pa’no, hindi naman kumikita ang kanyang mga project hitsurang magaling naman siyang aktres.

Besides, she is wanting of discipline when you speak of her body.

Minsa’y lomolobo siya to the point na hindi na cinematic ang kanyang dating at minsan nama’y nasa fighting form ang kanyang weight.

Pero ang problema talaga, ay kanyang attitude na super plastikada at very much wanting of sincerity so to speak.

‘Yun nah! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

COCO, NAGSHARE NG BLESSINGS SA MOVIE PRESS!

Pabolosong tunay si Coco Martin.

Imagine, out of his own pocket, he made the press people present at his thanksgiving party happy and completely sated.

Nagpa-raffle lang naman siya ng 20 na tigpa-five thousand for a complete total of 100 grand.

Saan ka naman nakakita nang ganyang magnanimity aber?

Malalaking production outfit na nga pero never na nagpakawala nang ganyang kalaking halaga para sa press.

No wonder, champion sa rating ang kanyang “Ang Probinsyano” dahil alam naman ng Diyos na bukas-palad si Coco sa mga nangangailangan.

Dahil galing sa hirap, he feels for them and would want to help alleviate their sufferings by way of doling out some cash pa-raffle.

At hindi lang ‘yun, kinabog pa rin ni Coco sa ganda ng kanyang give-aways ang malalaking produksyon. Made to order watch lang naman at big umbrella ang kanyang give away, sino naman ang hindi mata-touch?

No wonder, unkabogable ang kanyang Ang probinsyano dahil alam ng Diyos kung gaano siya ka-generous.

Mabuhay ka, Coco. What you’ve given to the press is something that they are not going to forget.

You have remained the unchallenged king of primetime because of your good heart.

Kaya naman mahal na mahal ka ng press dahil hindi ka maramot. Bukas-palad ka, Coco kaya pinagpapala.

Pag ganyan nang ganyan ang kabaitan mo, baka umabot nang 50% ang rating ng Ang Probinsyano.

Malay natin, ‘di ba?

Anyway, hindi man ako nanalo, but my heart is beaming with happiness for my fellow writers. Napakagandang gesture talaga ‘yung magpa-raffle ng ganoon kalaking cash sa panahon nang pagdarahop.

‘Yun nah!

MEGA DYUTS KAYA NAWALAN NG CAREER!

Hahahahahahahaha! How so very funny naman this gorgeous looking model actor na minsa’y nagtrabaho sa isang sikat na network.

Innately exhibitionist ang papable na ombre na  dead ringer ni Superman (dead ringer raw ni Christopher Reeves, o! Harharharharharhar!) He doesn’t have any qualms in baring his flawless body for the vaklush to fantasize and ogle at but the thing is, his size is below sea level.

Below sea level daw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Sa true, oozing with sex appeal and raw machismo ang half foreign/half Pinoy dude but ironically, the size of his dick is not commensurate to his size and bulk. Harharharharharhraharhar!

Hindi naman actually mega dyuts (mega dyuts raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!) but considering his impressive height (five feet, ten inches I think on his barefoot), his equipment doesn’t measure up to his impressive height. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang sabi pa nga, the alter ego of his character in the said fantaserye is even better endowed considering his five feet five inches height.

Kaya hindi rin masasabing kapag mataas ang ombre ay dakila na. Harharharharharharhar!

Specially nowadays when most tall guys are horribly dyuts.

Horribly dyuts raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ayokooooooooh! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.