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Hahahahahahahahaha! Kalowkah itong paparung ang say ay bisexual daw (bisexual daw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) dahil mukhang binobola na naman ang kanyang mamey na mukhang na-trauma sa kanilang relasyon at ayaw nang patulan ang kanyang mga paeklay. Harharharharharhar!
Na-realize siguro niyang money’s hard to come by now that his girlfriend has already bid him adieu, he’s now trying his darnest best to win her back. Hahahahahahahahahaha!
But is she biting?
Ang sabi, may feeling pa naman sa kanya ang dating ka-live in but she’s now trying to distance herself from him for fear that her agonizing existence would haunt her back. Hahahahahahahahaha!
Mahirap daw kasing kasama ang ombre dahil kapag wala nang ‘career’ na naibibigay si mama ay masyado ng nagiging mainitin ang kanyang ulo. Kumbaga, gusto niyang laging may ‘referral’ ang kanyang live-in para magbait-baitan na naman siya at in peace ang samahan nila.
In peace raw ang samahan, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ang feeling daw kasi ng matanda na rin namang ombre ay he’s God’s gift to women kaya oozing with braggadocio ito kapag nalalasing at gustong uratin si mamey lalo na’t wala nang ‘referral’ na naibibigay. Harharharharharharhar!
Na-hurt naman siyempre ang maganda pa rin namang aktres dahil ang feeling niya’y ginagawa na siyang sugar mommy ng mas matanda (mas matanda pa raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!) pa sa kanyang ombre.
Ketbalites nga naman! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Ang ending, lumayas si madir at naiwang tulala si papey. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Too late the hero. Nang ma-realize niyang nasagad na ang kanyang live-in ay huli na.
Huli na raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
‘Yun nah!
KAPUSO ACTRESS JACLYN JOSE WINS BIG IN THE THE 69TH CANNES FILM FESTIVAL
GMA Network congratulates respected and multi-awarded actress Jaclyn Jose who bagged the best actress award at this year’s Cannes Film Festival in France for her role in “Ma’ Rosa,” a film by renowned director Brillante Mendoza.
“I don’t know what to say. I am so surprised. I just went to have the red carpet walk with my daughter—my real life daughter and my daughter in the movie. Thank you to Cannes. Thank you to the jury. Thank you to Mr. Brillante Mendoza. I was just following whatever he’s saying and telling me to do. He is such a brilliant director in the Philippines. I would also like to share this recognition to all the Filipinos who are here now, to my daughter, to Brillante, to my countrymen, to the Philippines,” the actress said in her speech.
Jaclyn is currently part of GMA Network’s afternoon series “The Millionaire’s Wife” playing an antagonist role in the character of Stella Vergara-Montecillo, a spoiled, rich woman. Proving her versatility, the seasoned actress is also top billing the newest sexy comedy sitcom of the Network, A1 Ko Sa’yo! as Digna Molina, a tactless and frustrated Miss Universe aspirant who manages a talent firm. The show is set to air on June 2.
“MY SUPER D” CONTINUES CLIMB IN RATINGS LADDER
“My Super D,” featuring the fast becoming formidable Dominic Ochoa, continues its good run and beats its opponent 14.0% to 12.2%.
Good karmang tunay ang late bloomer na si Dominic dahil kung kailan pa gumaganap na siya ng father roles ay saka naman dumating ang big break na akala niya’y hindi na darating.
But as things stand, Dominic got his biggest break by way of My Super D that continues to climb in ratings ladder.
Good luck Dominic. Keep it up, man!
IT’S NICE TO SEE YOU JACKIE
Hindi pa rin nagbabago ang kaibigan naming si Jackie Dayoha. Nitong huling umuwi siya rito sa atin para ikampanya ang utol niyang tumakbong board member sa Leyte, dinaanan niya kami bago siya umuwi sa Japan.
Loaded with stories ang amiga naming maganda pa rin at sariwa.
Maganda pa rin at sariwa raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Isang kuwentong hindi makalilimutan ni Jackie ay ang pagiging close sa kanya ni Gabby Concepcion nang bigyan niya ng series of bookings sa Tokyo at Nagoya, Japan kamakailan.
Talaga raw palaging nakaakbay sa kanya ang papable na aktor at napakamagiliw. Hahahahahahahaha!
Hanggang akbay lang kaya? Knowing Gabby na masyadong mabait at mapagbigay, hindi kaya…fill in the blanks na lang mga ateng.
Hakhakhakhakhakhakhakhak!
Anyway, isang linggo lang ang naging bakasyon ni Jackie sa Pinas at back to Nagoya, Japan na naman siya para ituloy ang kanyang mga negosyo.
Si Jackie ang nagbibigay ng bookings sa mga artista natin kapag gusto nilang mag-show sa Japan.
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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong.
BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
