Hindi kabawasan!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Ka-amuse naman ang napabalitang hindi raw apektado ang dating home studio ni Elmo Magalona sa biglaang paglipat nito sa Dos. Mahirap naman daw kasing kausap ang ermats nito dahil maraming dini-demand at walang kasiyahan.

Kumbaga, masyadong nagmamarunong daw at hard to please and deal with.

Well, may dahilan naman siguro kung bakit ito nagmamaingay.

Na-feel namam siguro ng ermats ni Elmo na parang napababayaan na ang kanyang anak at nakatutok ang buong atensyon ng network kay Alden Richards na siyang bread and butter ng GMA.

Either way, pareho naman may katwiran.

Natural na alagaan ng GMA si Alden since he’s the one bringing in the biggest revenue.

Sa parte naman ng ermats ni Elmo, nakapagtatampo nga naman ‘yung puro si Alden na lang at parang napababayaan na ang kanyang anak.

Anyway, Elmo has moved on and is now slated to do a project for Dreamscape with Janela Salvador no less as leading-lady.

Fittingly billed Born for You, this is indeed a fitting material for the young Magalona.

Besides, Dreamscape is famous for offering quality material, Elmo’s mom would definitely approve.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Alam naman nating she has her son’s best interest by heart, she’ll be glad to have a talented leading-lady as Janella for her beloved son.

‘Yun nah!

VEGAN RAFAEL ROSELL

Hindi kumakain nang anumang pinapatay na hayup si Rafael Rosell. Vegan siya kung tawagin because he doesn’t eat any form of meat. Hindi naman daw siya nagda-diet kaya lang, he finds it repulsive to be eating any form of meat.

In short, ayaw niyang pumapatay para makakain. Enjoy na siya sa green and leafy vegetables that he eats with rellish. No wonder, he’s got a trim body that’s devoid of an ounce of fats.

Anyway, lalakeng iniwan ang kanyang bride sa araw ng kanyang kasal ang role ni Rafael sa Because of

You na parang symbolic din sa totoo niyang buhay since all of these years, he has remained unattached since. Hindi raw kasi niya matake na halikan ang isang babaeng kumakain ng meat dahil somehow, it smells. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hindi ka nga nakapag-aasawa kung ganyan ang magiging barometer mo.

Anyway, lalong tumitindi ang sex appeal ni Rafael as time goes by. Parang hindi siya nagkakaedad gayung ilang taon na ba ang nakalilipas since maging Close-Up boy siya na naging leading man pa nga ni Jolina Magdangal sa kanyang first movie at napasama pa sa Marina ni Claudine Barretto.

How soon time really flies!

‘Yun nah!

HINDI MAKAPALAG SI FERMI CHAKAH!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Hindi makalait si Bubonika kay Claudine Barretto.

Kung dati’y umuusok ang kanyang mamad na mga labi sa panglalait kay Clau, this time she is careful not to antagonize the comebacking actress.

Bago? Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Siyempre naman, ang unang soap opera ni Clau ay sa TV 5 gagawin kaya careful ang Mama Sitang Guranggis na huwag maimbudo si Ms. Barretto.

Afraid ever! Harharharharharharharhar!

Pero kung nagkataon sigurong hindi sa TV 5 ie-air ang balik-soap operang si Claudine, tiyak na ginula-gulanit na siya ng mahaderang bungalya.

Mahaderang bungalya raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

That is how this scheming gurangis shrewdly operates. Siyempre nasa Cinco na Clau, she should cowtow and be deferential of her. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Dapat maging maingat lalo na’t si Boss Vic del Rosario na ang hahawak sa mga malalaking proyekto ng Cinco. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Umaasa pa rin siyempre ang gurangski na baka kunin pa siya ng Viva sa talk shows na ipu-produce ni-to. Hahahahahahahahaha!

How so very pathetic! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, I want to tell this straight to the scheming gurang. Your face is not suited for television.

You’ve had your day when you were slimmer and Tagalog was mostly the medium being used.

But sad to say, now is the Taglish generation. E, ikaw pa naman, numero unong Tagalista. Hahahahaha!

Ang mabuti pa, magtinda ka na lang ng panutsa’t maruya at baka kumita ka pa.

Baka kumita pa raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Babetchbetch, lola!

‘Yun lang!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.