Sikat na singer/actress, mega barat!

Hahahahahahaha! Yosi-kadiri naman daw ang kabaratan ng isang sikat na singer/actress nang mag-tip daw sa nag-foot spa sa kanya, and home service at that, huh? (Hahahahahahahahaha! Mega cheap!

Harharharharharhar!) ay lumalagapak na fifty pesos. Hahahahahahahahaha!

May pinagmanahan daw kasi dahil mega kuring din ang kanyang ‘di kagandahan ang itzung mudra.

‘Di raw kagandahan ang itzu ni mudra, o! Harharharharharharhar!

Buti pa raw si fadir at gibsona agad-agad ng 1k na tipzing whereas his daughter whose earning hundreds of millions in a year’s time ay a measly fifty pesos allegedly.

Mega dupper cheap! Harharharharhar!

Para bang hindi ka nagdaan sa hirap, ining. Don’t you remember your trying hard days at Isetann Recto when your coloring was still admittedly dusky.

Admittedly dusky raw, o! Harharharharharhar!

Hindi mo ba nararamdaman ang feeling ng nag-foot spa sa ‘yo?

‘Yung madir mo, understandable na kuring ‘yan dahil up to now, with the millions of pesos that gets to hold in a month’s time, she still feels inadequate.

Still feels inadequate raw, o! How gross! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Sana naman ay ilagay n’yo sa posisyon ng foot spa mujer ang inyong mga sarili.

Nakahihiyaaaaaaaah! Harharharharharhar!

Yosi-kadiri!

Ang babarat n’yo!

IMELDA PAPIN IS ALL EXCITEMENT!

Inasmuch as she resides in the States already, jukebox queen Imelda Papin has never totally abandoned her singing career in the Philippines. Occasionally, she comes home for some special concert and singing stint like this coming August 31, she, along with jukebox sensations Claire dela Fuente and Eva Eugenio, are going to restage their hit concert the Legendary Jukebox Queens in Concert at the Newport Performing Arts Theater at the Resorts World Manila.

Nitong makausap namin si Mel sa Claire’s resto along Macapagal Avenue, Pasay City, talaga namang she was all excitement as she animatedly talked about the possibility of running for a political post in Bicol.

Good luck Mel. More so with your concert with Eva and Claire at the Newport Performing Arts theater.

LUMAKI ANG ULO AT NAGPABAYA KAYA MAAGANG NALAOS!

Habang pinanonood namin ang isang ‘di naman kalumaang pelikula featuring the hot tandem then of this svelte singer/actress/comedienne and this debonair singer/actor who, up to now, is still hankering   for the fulfillment of his American Dream, sa bandang hulihan ng movie ay may cameo role ang aktor na minsa’y naging sensational ang dating sa industriya.

Nakalulungkot isiping ganon na lang ang appearance niya sa mga pelikula gayong there was a time when he was considered the hottest newfind and the most sensational newcomer at that.

Well, ganyan talaga. Pana-panahon lang ‘yan.

Kaya kayo riyan, don’t allow your delusions to get the better part of you once you become a veritable success in this business. Huwag din lalaki ang ulo tulad sa gwaping sana at may sex appeal na aktor (at well-endowed ha? Hahahahahahahahaha!) na hiniwalayan agad-agad ang kanyang lady manager nang magkapangalan kaya dinapurak agad nang bad karma. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kaya hayan, nawala na sa mainstream at napunta na sa indie movies.

How so very sad indeed!

TOUCHING SI PAPA WIL

I’m not close to him. How could I be when Bubonika’s perpetually around? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Nevertheless, I get to watch Wowowin every Sunday afternoon from 2:30 pm down and I have to admit that Mr. Willie Revillame happens to be one of the most compassionate persons this side of Hollywood.

Hayan at hindi pa naman siya kumikita pero ganon na lang kung mamigay siya ng ‘happiness’ sa mga tao. Last Sunday na lang, bukod sa ibinigay niyang individual pakimkim sa mga batang mentally impaired, nagbigay pa siya sa kanilang organisasyon ng additional fifty thousand.

How so very generous of him, ‘di ba naman?

Anyway, sana nga’y lalo pang umunlad ang Wowowin ni Papa Wil para mas marami siyang matulungan.

Indeed, how so very generous of him!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.