He is a pathetic sight. Way back during the 1980s, he was in-deed veritably attractive and the new version of the Kilabot ng Kolehiyala syndrome. Good legs, remarkable face, good skin and to top it all, a riveting kind of sex appeal that would make you dream of having good sex with him. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! His voice was an appealing baritone …
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Nagparetoke, lalong naging chakah!
Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Nakatatawa naman. Kung kailan pa nagparetoke itong si Fermi Chakah, saka lalong nagmukhang balbakwa. Hahahahahahahahahaha! Anyway, banidosa rin pala itong radio and TV personality na ‘to na kung magbalita ay paulit-ulit ad infinitum. Hahahahahahahahaha! How so uproariously funny, may ipinagawa sa kanyang mga mata but instead of improving her total physical make-up, all the more that it has made …
Read More »Mamamatay ba kami kung hindi maimbitahan?
AKALA naman siguro ng Star Music ay maapektohan kami kung hindi kami maimbitahan sa project nila sa megastarlet na si Ylonah Something. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Not me! Karangalan ko bang maimbitahan sa album launch ng isang mega starlet na walang promise ni katiting. No fucking way! Besides, mga prima donna naman ang namamahala sa Star Music na ‘yan and devoid of good …
Read More »Super retokada!
WAYBACK during the early 80s, when her career was peaking as the chanteuse to beat at local tin-pan alley, it was an uncontested truth that she was basically lovely. Natural ang laki ng kanyang mayayamang dibdib at hazel brown ang kanyang mga mata. Hindi contacts ha? Brown talaga. Bagama’t petite lang siya, eskalerang talaga ang kanyang ganda. Dahil orig na …
Read More »May problema lang sa pag-iisip for life na sa rehab?
HOW so amusing naman the verdict of some people who are quite close to this drug addicted young actor. Just because he tends to see things not normally seen by healthy people, they already would make some hasty conclusion to the effect that the young actor is already a hopeless case. Ang sabi, for life na raw makukulong sa rehab …
Read More »Kim Rodriguez wannabe beauty queen
Isang wannabe beauty queen ang gagampanang role ni Kapuso star Kim Rodriguez sa Karelasyon ngayong Sabado (July 23). Matagal nang hinahangaan ng tindera sa palengke na si Liz (Kim) ang beauty queen ng kanilang lugar na si Joan (Arny Ross). Sa katunayan, si Liz ang maituturing na numero unong fan ng dalaga. Pero para sa bestfriend ni Liz na si …
Read More »Nagiging too fleshy for comfort!
Dapat na sigurong mag-diet si Vice Ganda dahil hindi na slim ang kanyang pangangatawang tulad nang dati. Obvious na sa kanyang hitsura sa It’s Showtime that he is beginning to have some weight problem. Kung dati’y svelte at sexy ang kanyang pangangatawan, these days, he appears to be too fleshy for comfort. For one, ang laki na ng kanyang leeg …
Read More »Effect lang pala kung sexy katulad ni Solenn ang kasama!
Hindi gaanong click ang I Love You to Death nina Kiray Celis at Enchong Dee. Ang say ni Enchong, biktima raw sila ng piracy pero si Mother Lily Monteverde mismo ang umaming mahina talaga ang kanilang pelikula. Well, it’s more than about time that Kiray admits that Solenn Heussaff and Derek Ramsay played a big part in their first movie’s …
Read More »Nachorva nang mga bakla!
Hahahahahahahahahaha! How so very amusing. Hindi pa nga sumisikat ang basketeer hayan at iniintriga na ng mga vaklushi. Hahahahahahahahaha! Ang sabi, before the gorgeous sexy star, the flavor of the season if I may say, (Hahahahahahahaha!) came into the picture, he was already being fellated by so many dick-hungry faggots. Ganon ba ‘yun? Anyway, amanos na rin sila dahil estudyante …
Read More »Pareho nang bakla!
NAG-OFFER daw ng marriage ang isang gay personality sa kanyang live-in lover for many a good year now. Sad to say, his lover did not bite. Hindi raw siya naniniwala sa kasal na ‘yan. Mas kontento na siya that they are living together. After all, masaya naman sila and they could do everything that they wanted. Kalokohan lang daw ang …
Read More »Walang binatbat!
KUNG sa ganda ay maganda naman sana ang aktres na anak ng isang kilalang personalidad. The thing is, she happens to be an inveterate user and is very much wanting of sincerity in her dealings with people in the business. Sa true, marami ang disappointed sa kanya dahil mahilig siya sa OPM. “Tito, I didn’t know you were coming,” madalas …
Read More »Natengga!
DATI-RATI, he was starring in one soap opera after another, in that network everybody would want to become an integral part of. Looking back, he was not that young, must be in his early thirties, but he exuded manly appeal and innately sexy. Honestly, he seemed so huge and so well endowed. So huge and well endowed daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha! …
Read More »Ariella arIda make-up dependent?
Hahahahahahahaha! Ka-amuse naman ang mga kuwento-kuwentong kapag hindi raw properly made-up si Ariella Arida ay hindi raw masyadong pleasant looking. Nakikilala lang daw ang dating first runner up sa Miss Universe beauty pageant kung con todo kolorete at emyas. Ganuned? Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Well, we haven’t seen Ms. Arida in person yet so we cannot make any comment. But if she’s like …
Read More »Marami pa rin ang naniniwala kay Nora!
HINDI man gaanong kumikita ang kanyang mga pelikula sa takilya, it’s an undisputed fact that Ms. Nora Aunor is still a star. She has earned the respect of most of her peers and her longevity is veritably awesome. Sa ngayon, mesmerized sa kanya ang co-star niya sa indie movie na Tuos na si Barbie Forteza. Sa first day of shooting, …
Read More »Walang kuwentang writer!
DAHIL may name raw at English speaking, he commands quite a high fee for the columns that he maintains in some tabloids and broad-sheet as well. But if you happen to read his columns, you’ll get nauseated because these are devoid of any substance and are basically pralala oriented. Basically pralala-oriented daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha! In short, sa lingo ng mga …
Read More »Bianca Manalo happy sa Kapamilya
Happy si Bianca Manalo sa Dreamscape Production. So far, she’s being given good roles that tends to highlight her acting virtuosity even if it’s a light comedy role she’s delineating. Dito na lang sa Super D ay nabigyan talaga siya ng acting highlights at damang-dama ang kanyang pagiging aktres kahit na hindi naman heavy drama ang kanyang papel. Previously, maganda …
Read More »Nagpakontrobersyal si Ryan Bang!
Pinag-uusapan ng netizens ang self-produced music video ni Ryan Bang. Hindi naman exceptional ang kanyang musical skills. Ang pinag-usapan, ang kanyang daring scene together with some belles. Hahahahahahahaha! Ma-imagine n’yong totally naked na naglakad ang comedian kasama ang mga babaeng back-up singers niya sa music video na ‘yun. Ang nakatakip lang sa kanyang sex organ ay itim na box. Carry …
Read More »“The Achy Breaky Hearts” stars nanawagan laban kontra sa piracy
Habang patindi nang patindi ang pag-aabang ng mga kababayan sa Europe at Middle East screenings ng “The Achy Breaky Hearts” ng Star Cinema at TFC@theMovies simula July 9, 10 at 14, personal namang humingi ng suporta ang all-star cast sa mga kababayan sa three-way virtual press con na ginanap kamakailan via emea.kapamilya.com. Ayon kay Jadaone na isang award-winning director, siya …
Read More »Takot mamolestiya!
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Nakatatawa naman ang exerience ng bagets na aktor nang mag-shoot sila sa abroad. Minsan daw kasi ay may naisipan siyang bilhin para sa kanilang dalawa ng dyowa niyang young actress. Since wala namang mauutusan for they were on location, napilitan na rin siyempre ang bagets na siya na lang ang bumili ng kanilang mga pangangailangan. You could just imagine …
Read More »Anak ng isang actress-politician lagot!
DAHIL rica, well connected and veritably opulent, ipinatawag na raw ng isang production head ang anak na singer-singer-an ng isang rich politician actress. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Suffice to say, the shrewd businessman would once again want to extort a huge sum of money to his unsuspecting victims. Hahahahahaha! Tiyak na balak na namang gatasan ng mukhang andalung production head ang inosenteng ina …
Read More »Hanap sa papang syolbam!
Hahahahahahahahaha! Buong akala siguro nang nakararami ay packaging lang ng paombreng comedian ang kanyang kabaklaan. May asawa kuno siya at mga anak. Pero ‘yun pala ay talagang isinumpang bakla off cam. He doesn’t go for the obvious pahada type. Marunong siyang pumili ng ombre. ‘Yung mga tipong probinsiyano pero may dating at daks ang tarugs. Daks raw ang tarugs, o! …
Read More »Delicious tarugs!
Hahahahahahahaha! She is painting the town red. Dati-rati, she was so demure and was so loyal to the one she loved. But time has a unique way of changing the ways of most people. Perfect example na ang demure na aktres. In a way, tapos na ang kanyang pagmamartir. In a matter of speaking, she is now having a grand …
Read More »Sumungaw!
Hahahahahahaha! Marami ang nagulat nang i-post ni Solenn Heussaff sa kanyang instagram account ang picture ni Ervic Vijandre na sumungaw ang nota nito nang ibaba kunwari ang shorts na suot niya. Hahahahahahahahaha! ‘Di sinasadyang (di sinasadya raw, o! Harharharharharharhar!) naibaba raw ang kanyang shorts na ikinagulat siyempre ng kanyang co-stars sa A1 Ko Sa ‘Yo. Well, if I know, sinadya …
Read More »Naghahanap ng benefactor!
MAY video ang isang bagets na aktor na pa-flex-flex siya ng kanyang muscle at nagpapa-cute. Obviously, he’s on the lookout again for new ‘customers.’ Hahahahahahahahahaha! Dati kasi, pinagbigyan niya ang isang matinee idol na nasarapan talaga sa kanyang juicy tarugs na impressive both in length and circumference. Harharharharharharharhar! Pero na-sense siguro ng matinee idol na wala namang feelings sa kanya …
Read More »Bugbog sarado si Baron!
LUTONG-MACAO ang desisyon sa sagupaan nina Kiko Matos at Baron Geisler kamakailan. Obvious namang bugbog-sarado si Baron sa unang sagupaan palang, pa’nong mangyayaring nag-tie? Ang sabi, nakaganti raw ang alcoholic na aktor sa second round nang ma-corner niya si Kiko at mabanatan nang sunod-sunod na suntok. Whatever Baron was able to accomplice at their second round would pale in comparison …
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