Amused sa papang parang sumusupsop ng kuhol!

 

Hahahahahahahahaha! Palihim na nangagsisipagtawanan daw ang mga guest sa wedding reception ng isang odd couple kamakailan.

Imagine nga naman, the bride appeared to be a lot bigger (bigger in terms of body… Hahahahahahahahaha!) than the groom and a bit taller too. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Credit should be given but naturally to the high heeled shoes that the bride was wearing.

Ang nakaa-amuse pa, para raw naghahanap ng dede ang groom dahil parang sumusupsop ng kung ano. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Kahit sa reception ay ito rin ang usap-usapan dahil nga sa nakababaliw na mannerism nito ever.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Sa sobrang pagkailang nga raw ng ilang female guests, parang gusto na nilang supalpalan ng pacifier ang groom para matigil na lang ang pagsupsop gesture nito. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pero ang nakatatawang tunay, ang katotohanang aware naman daw sa totoong pagkatao ng kanyang husband ang bride at hindi naman lihim sa kanya ang pagiging inveterate bisexual ng kanyang mister na dati-rati’y nagkarelasyon talaga sa kapwa niya ombaw.

Kapwa niya ombaw raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

At least naman, the guy is very much capable of getting it up and impregnating his wife unlike an entertainment personality whose wife has remained svelte and sexy after years of being married.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pa’no kasi, getting his sizable equipment up is something that he finds hard to do. Hahahahahaha!

In the past, prior to his marriage, it was even written about many times in some gossip co-lumns that he had this deplorable habit of having sex with his male friends who were naturally game for apart from his celebrity status, he was also most giving and inordinately generous.

At one point, it was even said that he had to be stitched on for his anus had become severely lacerated (severely lacerated daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) for the guy he had sex with was inordinately well endowed.

Inordinately well endowed daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

One thing naman about our blind item bida, (blind item bida raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) is the fact that he doesn’t fancy this anal sex thing that most gays are inordinately fascinated with and clamoring for. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

He’s into singing lang talaga for he purportedly finds anal sex a bit demeaning and not his cup of tea but definitely. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kaya as you guys can very well see, confident naman ang kanyang wife na magsa-succeed naman ang kanilang union.

Harinawa!

Harinawa raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

Ka-amuse ever! Harharharharharharhar!

BANAT – Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.