Waiting for Darna to materialize

BANAT – ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Angel Locsin looks absolutely svelte and gorgeous these days.

Ito na lang pictorial niya lately ay talaga namang mega impressive at eskalerang tunay.

Look at her photo somewhere in this spread and be the judge. Talaga namang ang layu-layo na ng sexy aktres sa kanyang itzu no’ng time na nagsisimula palang sa show business at may-I-approach ang kanyang madir sa mga reporters na isulat naman o i-feature sa kanilang column ang kanyang anakis.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Iba talaga ang nagagawa ng siyensya.

She now is fair-skinned and big-bossomed and spectacular looking, not to mention her being gorgeously bejewelled. Hahahahahahahaha!

Ikaw na ang magkaroon ng building at iba pang acquisitions. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yon nah!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!