Bubonika malapit nang lumuha ng bato!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahahaha! What a pity for Bubonika. Wala na ngang TV exposure, hayan at may posibilidad pa palang matigoksi ang kanilang rating-less radio show. Hahahahahahahaha!

Pa’no naman kasi, desmayado raw ang network sa kawalan ng rating ng show ng batierang gurangski.

Batierang gurangski raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hayan at showbiz ang tema ng show pero puro bati ang ginagawa ng addicted sa mga butong pakwan, binusang mais at mani at peanut butter na lola. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Naturingan pa namang reyna ng entrega, este, intriga pala (Hahahahahahahahaha!) pero ni isang commercial ay wala ang radio program.

Triple snob, di ba naman ever? Hahahahahahahahaha!

Pa’no kasi, ginagamit ang show para sa sarili niyang interes.

So kapal ever, di ba naman? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Mantakin mo ba namang one and a half hours ang radio show and yet she does nothing but greet the same set of people day after day after day. Harharharharharhar!

Kalukring!

Isn’t that the height of avarice?

Height of avarice raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Yucky!

Ang nakasusuka, halos barely ten minutes na nga lang ang showbiz news, halata pang napipi-litan lang kaya mabuburat ka sa kaiisip ng mga blind items niyang super blind talaga ever. Hakhak-hakhakhakhak!

Ang kapal!

Over sa kapalllllllll!

Well, in the event that their radio gets axed, I’m sure Bubo-nika would have sleepless nights for life.

Sleepless nights for life raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Good for her, mega impakta kasi at nuknukan ng pagka-plastikada. Hahahahahahahaha!

Well, good riddance gurangga.

I’m so happy you’re so dead.

So happy you’re so dead daw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, I might sound like a broken record but I would never forget the day she took my co-hosting job at Juicy away from me after being there for almost a year.

Inggitera at insecure kasi ang ngetpalites (ngetpalites raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!) na ‘to na wala nang ginawa kundi magpakawala ng mga hackneyed words and phrases in Filipino na hindi na talaga adaptable sa makabagong hene-rasyon.

Yuck!Yuck!Yuck!

Ang say ng balatubang gurang, (balatubang gurangski raw, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!) it was not supposedly her decision to have us axed from the show.

Charot! Magsinungaling ka pa ba babaeng mukhang salagubang (mukhang salagubang daw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!). Knowing how shrewdly you ope-rate, you purposely made it clear that you wouldn’t accept the offer unless we, me in particular, got axed from the show.

Honestly, takot na takot kang magbago ang desisyon ng management lalo na’t apat ng commercials ang nagbalik nang hayaan kaming gawin ang dati naming ginagawa sa Juicy na rating talaga during our stint.

Babetchbetch, gurangski, magtinda ka na lang ng tokwa’t baboy. Tutal, baboy ka rin naman literally and figuratively speaking! Hahahahahahahaha!