Tigang kaya laging mainitin ang ulo!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Kung tutuusin, hindi pa naman katandaan ang kontrobersyal at most hated (most hated daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) na personality sa show business.

‘Yon nga lang, marami ang nagre-react sa kanyang over-protective ways in as far as her famed daughter is concerned. Hahahahahahahaha!

Nasanay na raw kasi si mudra na ang bawat sabihin niya ay batas na sinusunod ng kanyang anak.

That was before when her daughter was a lot younger and was most obedient and cowtowing.

But things are a lot different now that her famed daughter has fallen in love again with a man who seems to be most ideal in the sense that he’s not the wo-manizing kind and is endearingly loyal.

Kaya naman kahit ano’ng paghihigpit pa ni mudra ay tumatakas at dinidedma talaga siya nito.

Well, it must be love. After all, her daughter is already of age and is mature enough to decide things for herself. Hahahahahahahaha!

Ang say naman ng mga intrigera, kaya raw ganon ang drama ni madir ay dahil disappointed sa kanyang asawa na sa halip na ang wife niya ang pagtuunan nang pansin ay mas feel pa nitong hinihimas ang kanyang mga manok na pansabong. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Lately nga raw, sa probinsiya naglalalagi si fadir at puro ang mga manok pansabong niya ang pinagkakaabalahang alagaaan at himas-himasin. Harharharharharhar!

Siyempre naman, may personal needs rin si mudra that needs to be sated.

No wonder, she seems to be perpetually in a foul mood since her sex life has become uneventful and practically nil. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kung bakit naman kasi si fadir ay parang poste na lang ang tingin kay madir.

Well, in fairness kay pudra, (pudra raw talaga, o! hahahahahahahahaha!), hindi rin daw masisisi kung bakit mas feel pa niyang himasin ang kanyang mga alagang tandang as compared kay mudra.

Pa’no naman kasi, was na pagka-comb ng kanyang hairing si madir at hindi na rin masyadong nagpapabango at amoy ng mga nilulutong pagkain ang kanyang buhok kaya wishing it was na or deflated (deflated daw talaga, o! Hahahahahaha!) agad-agad ang erection ni fadir. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yon nah!

NO TIME FOR LOVE!

Kung dati-rati’y medyo naka-focus ang attention ni Yam Concepcion sa kanyang lovelife to the point na nagiging se-condary na lang ang kanyang showbiz career, nagbago na lately ang pananaw ng magandang sexy star.

Inasmuch as a lot of men, most of which are not in the business, would want to shower her with love and affection, the winsome sexy star would rather devote her attention to her burgeoning showbiz career.

“Na-realize kasi niyang medyo napabayaan niya nang konti ang kanyang showbiz career kaya medyo nag-lie low,” Ms. Claire Dela Fuente asseverates. “Kaya sa ngayon, she’s making up for lost time and is more focused on her showbiz career, na dapat lang naman since opportunities knock only but once and when you let go of these, parang matagal na muling kumatok.”

Tama!

Well, sana nga’y magtuloy-tuloy na ang medyo magagandang career opportunities na dumarating sa kanya lately.

For one, ready na talaga siyang umeksena nang husto since she’s now back to her old fighting weight.

Medyo bumilog kasi siya nitong mga nakaraang araw kaya medyo nag-lie low rin ang career opportunities.

Good luck, Yam. You are a very good person and is a lot levelheaded, you deserve nothing but the best. Huling napanood nga pala si Yam sa top-rated evening soap na Two Wives.

Going back to Ms. Claire, mega happy siya sa unabated support ng publiko sa kanyang Claire Dela Fuente resto along Macapagal Avenue in Pasay city.

Hitsurang sandamakmak ang resto within that area, unkabogable pa rin ang arrive ng kanyang restaurant dahil sa lutong bahay na arrive nito unlike sa ibang resto riyan na masyadong iniiba ang orig na taste ng mga pagkain to the point na nawawala na ang orig Pinoy flavor nito ever. Hahahahahahaha!

Kaya kita n’yo naman, dalawa na ang kanyang resto within the Macaoagal Avenue area pero lagi-lagi pa ring punuan.

Ikaw na ang maging hands on restaurateur tulad ni Ms. Claire Dela Fuente.

Babetchbetch Bubogski! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

 

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.