Pinakinabangan nang husto pero kung lait-laitin ay ganon na lang!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Tindi talaga ng kapal ng pagmumukha nitong si Nganga.

Imagine, pinakinabangan niya nang husto si Rosanna Roces no’ng panahong humahataw pa ang popularidad sa industriya pero kung sira-siraan niya ngayon ay para bang wala silang pinagsamahan at wala siyang napala rito.

Kapal!

Over sa kapallllllll!!

Imagine, laman pala-palagi sa kanyang cheaply written columns that reeks with ungrammatical Filipino (ungrammatical Filipino raw talaga, o! Harharharharhar1 Yuck!) ang beleaguered sexy actress at kung isulat niya’y para bang hindi niya pinakinabangan no’ng time na kinikilalang TF Queen ng pelikulang lokal.

How gross!

Yuck!

Imagine, the other day, she wrote again some denigrating things about the faded sexy actress, grossly insinuating that during her prime, Rosanna was purportedly the paradigm of hauteur and condescension.

According to Nganga’s deplorable narrative, basta na lang daw ito umaalis noon sa showbiz oriented talk show nila ni Manay Lolit nang walang pasintabi.

Is that sooooo? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Minsan naman daw, trip lang nitong kumuha ng mga bagay-bagay na hindi naman niya kai-langan para ipa-reimburse lang sa management.

At dahil nga raw sa sama ng pag-uugali ng sexy actress, nagising na lang daw itong wala na pala siyang anda at ang banko’y iniilit na ang pa-bulosa niyang bahay somewhere in Kyusi.

Granting that some of Bubonika’s allegations were true, she should have kept things to herself because there was a time when Rosanna was veritably good to her.

Imagine, in broad daylight ay naghubad ito sa noo’y medyo maganda pa ang arrive na art gallery niya near Roces Avenue. It took a lot of guts to be able to bare the most intimate part of your body in- front of so many people even if they considered themselves artists, hindi ba naman?

Honestly, gamitera lang talaga ang ngetpalites na ‘to at maganda lang siyang makitungo kapag may nahihita siya sa ‘yo at magagamit ka pa niya.

Kaya naman binira rin siya ni Osang at buong ningning na tinawag na adik!

Adik daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mukhang hindi ko yata alam ‘yon a. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

But then, Osang won’t dare accuse her (Nganga) of things she doesn’t have some tangible proof of or evidence.

‘Yon lang!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.