Parehong taga-dakota mansion pero…

Hahahahahahahahaha! Sa isang network, paborito talagang pag-usapan ang endowment ng dalawang young hunks roon na in fairness ay pareho naman talagang may arrive ang itzu.

The first one is really what you’d call as tall, dark and handsome, while the second one is of medium height and build.

At any rate, may common denominator silang dalawa, both are purportedly appealingly well-endowed.

Appealingly well-endowed daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Anyhow, if the gays are going to make a choice, they, certainly, would choose the taller one.

Mas enigmatic (enigmatic daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahaha!) kasi ang kanyang arrive and I have this gut feeling that he’s the one who’s better endowed between the two of them.

Better endowed in the sense that (mag-explain daw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!) his equipment ap- pears (appears raw talaga, o! Hahahahahah!) to be longer and better shaped.

Longer and better shaped daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

I’m sure!

Very, very SURE! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yong second hunk kasi ay parang di kahabaan ang legs at parang punggok (punggok daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) from a distance albeit, up-close, hindi naman talaga.

Hindi raw naman talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

But when it comes to machismo, there is no doubt that the not-so-tall one is the real McCoy.

The real thing daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yong taller hunk kasi ay hiniwalayan talaga ng kanyang dyowang young actress na ‘sirena’ at mas pinili ang isang hunk na lalaking-lalaking tunay.

Lalaking-lalaking tunay raw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

I’m sure! Harharharharharharhar!

Pero kapag sila-sila (bisexual mga titas! Hahahahahaha!) na ang pipili at huhusga, I’m sure na bet na bet nila ang nagmumura ang crotch na morenong aktor.

Why is that so?

Laila Do lang daw kasi ang di katangkarang morenong aktor (nakahiga lang vagah at walang ‘ayudang’ ginagawa) at hinahayaang ang mga vaklushi ang ‘magtrabaho’…Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

‘Yon nah!

Kumbaga, mas performer ang taller guy as compared to the not-so-tall dude. Hahahahahahahahaha!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.