Wala nang kwenta ang buhay!

 

Kung dati-rati’y mega hot ang dating niya sa mga chicks at talaga namang pati mga vaklushi ay nagkakandarapa sa kanya, more than two decades hence, he’s already way past his prime and is now old before his time.

How so very pathetic.

Ang nakalulungkot pa, hiniwalayan na siya ng kanyang asawang aktres and is now living alone in his mini condo that is a far cry from the spanking residence that his older brother lives in.

Well, hindi naman kasi pabaya sa kanyang sarili ang kanyang utol kaya at the age of fifty, he looks a lot younger and stil very much in shape while the actor I’m talking about is fast wasting away into fats.

How so very depressing.

How so very depressing daw, o! Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang nakalulungkot pa, he also could not take care of his grown-up daughters because he very seldom gets a job as an actor beause of the way he looks.

Come to think of it, ang trahedya ng kanilang pagsasama ng kanyang asawa ay nagsimula nang pasalihin niya ito sa isang reality show kung saan her wife was given the chance to mingle with succulent young men.

Succulent young men daw talaga, o! Harharharharhar!

Siyempre pa, somewhere along the way, these men would parade nonchallantly in their body hugging shorts and undies thereby arousing the long dormant libido of his actress wife.

Into working out nga naman ang mga papas na ‘to na kaya firm and trim ang mga katawan at walang bilblash along the abdominal area as compared to her husband whose apt description would be, everything about him sags, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Siyempre pa, kapag tulogers na ang papey niya ay sight na sight niya ang mga deep-seated wrinkles on his face, along with the bulging stomach that was in great contrast to his former body when he was still tinsel town’s reigning matinee idol.

How so hurting!

‘Yon nga namang arch rival niyang aktor during his time ay in demand pa rin at kadalasang kinukuha sa mga father roles dahil sa kasariwaan nito (kasariwaan daw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!) at un fading good looks.

Kawawa naman.

Kawawa naman daw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

‘Yon nah!

 

MARIAN, BUMIRIT NG AEGIS MEDLEY SA GENSAN

Photo grabbed from Marian Rivera’s Instagram account (@therealmarian).

Nakatanggap ng early Valentine’s treat ang Kapuso fans sa General Santos City nang bisitahin sila ng GMA Primetime Queen nitong Biyernes, Pebrero 6.

Sa kauna-unahang regional trip ng aktres sa taong 2015, isang buwan matapos ang inabangang wedding nila ni Dingdong Dantes, pinasaya ni Marian ang humigit-kumulang 4,000 katao sa Events and Conven-tion Center ng KCC Mall of GenSan. Ayon sa mall officials, isa na raw ito sa pinakamalalaking event na ginanap sa KCC.

Havey na havey ang naging performance ni Marian sa kanyang Kapuso Fans’ Day. Hindi lang talaga sa pagsayaw may ibubuga ang Primetime Queen dahil bukod sa paggiling niya to the tune of Dance Again, aba’y bumirit pa siya ng Aegis medley!

Tila hindi pa nakaka-get over si Marian sa kanyang kasal kung saan naka-jamming niya sa reception ang Aegis rock band. Tuwang-tuwa naman ang Kapuso fans sa kanyang production number. Ilang fans rin ang masuwerteng nabigyan ng pagkakataong maka-sing-along ang aktres.

Very proud naman na pinost ni Marian sa kanyang Instagram account ang isang litrato kung saan nag-selfie siya with the audience na abot-tenga ang mga ngiti. Masaya raw ang aktres na muli siyang na- kabalik sa tinaguriang Tuna Capital ng bansa. Nag-uumapaw rin ang pasasalamat niya sa mainit na pag-tanggap sa kanya ng kanyang mga tagahanga.

Samantala, matapos ang GenSan, tutulak naman pa-Cebu si Marian sa darating na Pebrero 17. Pagbibidahan niyang muli ang isang Kapuso Fans’ Day sa Gaisano Mall Carcar simula 4:00pm.

 

DIREK MARYO J. DELOS REYES’ GOOD HEART

Had an inadvertent meeting with the iconic director Maryo J. Delos Reyes at the album launch of the Carmelite Mission Office sponsored Faith: Like & Share and we’ve gathered that the famed director has been helping out said religious congregation for many a good year now.

“I was an ex seminarian myself so I have a soft spot for these people,” avers Direk Maryo.

An advocate of the dictum that what your right hand is doing should not be known by your left hand, Direk Maryo has never become open about his kind of charity with these sons of God.

Basta maligaya na raw siyang nakatutulong sa mga seminarians na mga kaibigan niya, okay lang ‘yon sa kanya.

Anyway, all out si Direk Maryo sa pagtulong sa Carmelite priests at never niyang binigo ang mga ito basta’t kaya lang niya.

Come to think of it, kaya naman siguro patuloy ang pagdating ng swerte sa multi-awareded director ay dahil sa he happens to have a heart of gold.

Kita n’yo naman, since High School Circa 1965, hindi na napigilan ang pagbongga ng kanyang showbiz career. Ganyan talaga kapag bestowed ka with a good heart and is God-fearing in the process and in- ordinately gifted as well.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

 

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.