Pati mga foreigner ay tilam-tilam sa notes!

Hahahahahahahahahaha! Amusing naman ang kwento tungkol sa isang singer/actor na nagkaroon ng isang stage play sa West End sa London. Dahil sa in most of his scenes ay skimpily outfitted in bikini trunks, halos wala na raw maitago ang brown-skinned actor sa kanyang asset.

Asset daw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ang nakababaliw pa, almost on a daily basis ay siksik-liglig (siksik-liglig daw talaga, o! Harharhar!) daw talaga ang otawzing sa stage play ng morenong singer/actor and most of them are foreigners.

Foreigners raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

Talaga raw kasing very revealing ang kanyang suot na bikini and brief kaya tulo-laway ang mga bisexual at klosetang English actors na kasama niya sa play. Hahahahahahahahaha!

No wonder, his lover in the Philippines is besotted with him and has never left him for another one.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kung sabagay, bulging talaga ang kanyang crotch when I saw him a couple of years ago in one of his guesting stints in Greenhills stage. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

 

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.