Sa andalu tumitingin!

Tall, good-looking and a good dresser as well. ‘Yan ang perfect description sa young actor na ‘to na kung ang panlabas na anyo ang pag-uusapan ay panalo kang talaga kung mahagip mo siya for he appears to be well-mannered and a real gentleman. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Ang nakapagtataka lang, maliban doon sa isang magandang sexy actress wala nang nagtagal pang chick sa kanya. Why is that so?

What could be the reason?

Well, according to one of our DPAs (deep penetrating agents raw, o! Hahahahahaha!), such is the case supposedly with the guy for he happens to be a veritable gigolo.

Indeed, his main preoccupation is milking naive women dry.

Milking naive women dry raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kumbaga, he uses his appealing good looks so as to lure unsuspecting and naive women into the cobweb of his venomous charm. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Mantakin mong pati ang isang sikat at demure na personalidad ay nadenggoy niya nang daang libo kaya ganon na lang ang pagkairita ng erpats nito kaya biglang binigwasan siya at tinalakan to-the-max in one of their encounters. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kabaliw nga na-mang ginawang sugar mommy ang kanyang gandara at popular na anak at an age when it should be the other way around.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Pero hindi siyempre diskarte ‘yon ng girl dahil all of her life ay workaholic at never na tumingin sa mga DOM. Not that some have the chutzpa to approach her for a date. Harharharharharhar!

Kaya ba nila ang talim ng dila ni mudra at ang kamao ni fadir? Hahahahahahahaha!

Going back to the appealing actor, ‘yon namang isang sexy actress na may katagalan ni-yang naka-chor- va ay nagtagal talaga sa kanya for the simple reason that she was more than willing to become her sugar mom in spite of her freshness and overflowing sex appeal.

Kaya nga kahit may nagustuhan ng iba ang seksi niyang mama ay oks lang sa kanya as long as the money is flowing freely in his coffers.

Flowring freely in his coffers raw, o! Harharharharharhar!

Just to give you an idea how practical and money-oriented he is, dinedma niya ang pasa-ring ng isang gandara at sariwang young actress while they were still doing a movie together for the simple reason that he was not the kind who would acquiesce to his ‘schemes’. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yon nah!

Would you know who he is?

Well, on the lookout or unsuspecting prey na naman si Papa kaya beware!

Beware raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

A MAN OF FEW WORDS

They own a radio and television network but Sir Edgard Cabangon has made it a point never to interfere with the people managing them. Inasmuch as he loves to be with people like his dad, the highly respected and self-made man Ambassador Antonio Cabangon Chua, Sir Edgard shuns away from interviews and would rather talk to his journalist friends off cam.

But for the very first time, he allowed himself to be interviewed on cam at GMA’s 24 Oras by Sandra Aguinaldo in connection with the much-talked about Pope Mobile that he and his dad Ambassador Antonio had donated to the Pope of the masses Pope Francis.

In a recent tete-a-tete at their Citystate Tower Hotel, he mentioned in passing the other night that he and his dad would be donating ano-ther make of the Isuzu car for the use of the Pope’s security men.

Talagang replica raw ng Pope mobile ang gagawin nila pero the color would be black.

Asked how much it would cost them, he said that it’s strictly confidential. Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yon nah!

“TIME TO GO OUT DATING WITH MEN

Kung dati-rati’y trabaho at bahay lang ang working sched ng lead actress ng soap na “Nasaan Ka Nang Kailangan Kita” na si Vina Morales na napanonood daily right after Flor de Liza, this time, she has come to realize that she has to out and mingle with men and get to know them better in the process.

According to the comely actress when interviewed at the presscon of the said soap, her daughter Ceana by Cedric Lee understands her needs and predicament as a woman.

Napakalungkot naman talaga kung tatanda na lang siyang nag-iisa, hindi ba naman?

Anyway, parang may slight resemblance ang kanyang role sa Nasaan Ka Nang Kailangan Kita sa kanyang true to life character. Kahit kasi maraming nakadedesmayang mga pangyayari sa buhay ni Cecilia (Vina’s character) never siyang naging bitter about life and has continued to look at the brighter side of life.

How so very nice!

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

 

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.