Kalawang network, kasumpa-sumpa!

Some two decades ago, this network dubbed as the Kalawang Network was definitely on top of the heap.

Their shows were veritably doing so well, and most of their artists were hot and well-followed.

That was the time when this ignominious favoritism game was not yet practiced and the press were at peace that the parties the network was dishing out were mostly fair and distinctly honest.

That was the time when this obese woman that reeks with ignominious plasticity was not yet around and the people running the network were palpably fair and square. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

But things have started to change when the new breed of tupperware (tupperware raw talaga, o! Hahahahaha!) people have taken over and the rest is now history.

Unti-unti, ang mga top artists nila ay nangag-sipag-alisan at nagkaroon ng exodus to the rival network. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

How so very sad if not entirely pathetic!

Entirely pathetic raw, o! Hahahahahahahaha!

Sa ngayon, mas nakalulungkot ang mga kaganapan dahil ang natitirang medyo may arrive nilang talents ay mag-over da bakod na naman sa kabila where the grass appears to be veritably fresh and greener.

Veritably fresh and greener raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

How so infinitely gross! Hahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, nakasusulasok (hayan Fermi Chakita, salitang ugat ang inuulit, tonta! Hahahahahaha!) talaga ang favoritism sa network na ‘to.

As a matter of fact, ‘yung ilung unanong ‘feeling’ na editor ay feel na feel ng syobaers na executive, along with other cheap sipsiperos and sipsiperas.

Cheap sipsiperos and sipsiperas raw talaga, o! Hakhakhakhakhakhak!

Yosi-kadiri!

Yuck!

Anyway, nahambal talaga ang syobaers na girlatz nang ‘yung soap ng ginu-groom nilang talent ay talaga namang sumemplang at sumisid sa ratings. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Karmatic din kasi (ang ombre! Hahahahahaha!) dahil nuknukan ng kaplastikan at numero unong user at kunu-kuno’y baitero pero maldita, este, maldito naman pala ever. Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Kaya sa ngayon, ang episode ng Kalawang network ay Bukas…Madilim, Bukas! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Well, if that is not comeuppance in its strictest sense, I don’t know what is!

Babetchbetch, lolas!

Sexcuse me, noh? I don’t care one fucking bit if I don’t get invited in your cheap presscons that are peopled with delusional individuals. Hahahahahahahahahaha!

Hindi kayo kawalan sa buhay ko, intiende? Hahahahahahahahahaha!

I’m a lot happier and better off without your cheap presscons and equally plastic employees.

Basta ang alam ko, tigbakers na kayo sa ra-ting’s game.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Good riddance folks! Hahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun nah!

I’m soooooo hapy! Harharharharhar!

Yuck!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.