Q: Anong tawag mo sa duling na inumin?
A: E ‘di C2!
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BUKING
SI NANAY
Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo!
Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko lang ang inasahan ko hindi sana mangyayari ‘yan!
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Pambansang hayop
TEACHER: Pedro, ano ang ating pambansang hayop? Nagsisimula ito sa letter “K.”
PEDRO: Ma’am, KUTO?
TEAHCER: Hindi! Nagtatapos ito sa letter “W.”
PEDRO: KUTOW?
TEACHER: HIndi! May sungay ito!
PEDRO: Demonyong Kutow?
TEACHER: Go out!
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