Sunday , November 17 2024

It’s Joke Time: Drinks

00 JokeQ: Anong tawag mo sa duling na inumin?

A: E ‘di C2!

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BUKING

SI NANAY

Mare 1: Naku mare, ang gaganda ng mga anak mo!

Mare 2: Talaga, mare! Hay naku kung asawa ko lang ang inasahan ko hindi sana mangyayari ‘yan!

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Pambansang hayop

TEACHER: Pedro, ano ang ating pambansang hayop? Nagsisimula ito sa letter “K.”

PEDRO: Ma’am, KUTO?

TEAHCER: Hindi! Nagtatapos ito sa letter “W.”

PEDRO: KUTOW?

TEACHER: HIndi! May sungay ito!

PEDRO: Demonyong Kutow?

TEACHER: Go out!

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