Feeling legit!

Nasaktan nang husto ang kasamahan namin sa panulat na si William Reyes sa mga flagrant innuendos ng isang nameless na indie director na turned off daw sa kanyang sinulat na lumabas sa PEP (Philippine Entertainment Portal) tungkol indie movie nitong naka-limutan namin ang working title.

Nakalimutan daw ang working title, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

William asseverates that right after his article came out at PEP, the oozing with delusions indie director named Auraeus Solito a.k.a. Kanakan Balintagos, allegedly sent in a private message to his facebook account that goes something like this: “William, honestly, I don’t like your article. You focused on the frontal nudity. You have cheapened my film. I didn’t know you were that kind of a writer pala!”

Inasmuch as he was inordinately insulted, William allegedly tried to control his emotions and explained methodically how his write-up was kind of mangled and shortened, editing out some of the salient facts that the feeling legit director would want to see.

Anyway, kasama raw sa na-edit-out na portion ng write-up ang part tungkol sa pagkakasalin ng Esprit de Corps mula sa original form nito supposedly as a one act play into a film at ang pag-hahandog sa yumaong playwright na si Rene O. Villanueva as the director’s mentor supposedly.

Anyhow, para ma-pacify raw ang raging emotion ng legit kunong direktor, William sent through his facebook account the portion that was edited out from his manuscript.

Ang nakababaliw, instead na magpasalamat, ang repartee raw ng direktor ay ito: “You are a tabloid writer lang pala, William. Goodbye! Ang cheap mo pala. My friend got repulsed wth your article!”

Hahahahahahahahahaha!

How gross, di ba naman?

Whatever, ‘yung reeking with venom na allegation na supposedly ay tabloid writer lang pala si William ay sobrang nakasasakit naman ng damdamin. “Nagsusulat ako sa X Files na may circulation sa Pilipinas,” William asseverates. “And so? Does that make me any less of a person? My work will speak for myself. Hindi ko na kaila-ngang baguhin pa ang pangalan ko.

“May PEP contributions rin ako since 2008 at marami akong naisulat na articles tungkol sa mga pelikula mo. ‘Yan ay kung nagbabasa kang talaga ng mga article sa PEP.

“Unfortunately,” our friend opines, “wala akong matandaan na ni isang ‘Thank you!’

“Hindi mo ako binabayaran para diktahan ng gusto mo lang mabasa tungkol sa mga pelikula mo.

“‘Yun ba ang dahilan kung bakit nagyayaya kang makipag-inuman ako sa inyo ng mga kasamahan mong aktor ng pelikula pagkatapos ng gala premiere ng pelikula mo?

“Sorry!

“But if you think the article has cheapened your movie, siguro nga ang pelikula mo ay cheap!

“Also, tell me who your friends and I’m gonna tell you who you are!”

Corrected by! Hakhakhakhakhakhakhak!

Magkape naman kasi ang iba riyan para mahimasmasan, ano? Hahahahahahahaha!.

‘Yun lang! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.