HATAW! D'yaryo ng Bayan hatawtabloid.com
Kung tutuusin, isa si Ms. Toni Gonzaga sa may pinakabonggang career sa show business.
Kita n’yo naman, mula sa kanyang modest fee na one thousand five hundred pesos when she was still a part of the top-rating Eat Bulaga, she now commands a hefty fee every time she’d acquiesce to do a show or a concert.
Honestly, even the movies she gets to do occasionally are certified blockbusters and she still has to come out with a mediocre one box-office-wise.
Kita n’yo naman ang rating ng kanilang The Voice, hindi nga ba’t tunay na kabogera’t eska-lerang tunay? Hahahahahahahahahaha!
Kaya manigas ka Fermi Chakita. No matter what fantasy write-ups you’d dish out about her and her younger sis Alex Gonzaga, no one would absolutely believe your hideous and obnoxious lies!
Magnganga ka na lang sa Parada, Valenzuela city at baka kumita ka pa oslang gurangga. Hahahahahaha!
Ang laos ay laos ay laos!
Period! Ayoko ng chakaaaaaaaaaah! Hahahahahahahahaha!
ni Pete Ampoloquio, Jr.
