Feeling-era!

Hahahahahahahaha! Nakatatawa ang ilan sa ating mga artista.

Just because they are already what you’d call as named personalities in the business, delusions would suddenly get the better part of them and would make them quite cavalier in a manner of speaking.

Perfect example itong si Sylvia Sanchez.

I won’t claim that I’m responsible for what she has become in the industry of late for that would be tantamount to a gross exaggeration but I can say that I’m also a part of her not-so-favorable entry into the business way back during the late 80s.

Of course Sylvia Sanchez has now a new version on how she was purportedly discovered but I just kept my mouth shut because more than anyone else, it is I who know the truth.

Way back in the late 80s when I was still doing a little PR job with Mother Bhabette Corcuerra, I was invited to go with him and his protegees (Kristal Kristobal, Maripaz Topaz, among many others ..Hahahahahahaha! would you guys know who they are? I’m positive you certainly don’t! Harharhar!) during that time in their series of shows in Cebu, Cagayan de Oro city and Butuan city

Anyway, to make a long story short, I saw this svelte, comely and alabas-skinned young lady dancing the night away in one of the discos in Butuan. Dahil may dating at eskalera ang ganda, I told Mommy Bhabette With an H Corcuerra (with an H Corcuerra raw talaga, o! Harharharhar!) about her.

Cool lang ang emote ni Mother dahil jealous galore siya sa magagandang chicks na pwedeng sumulot sa kanyang lover/protege that time na isang nameless would be sexy actor.

Nameless would be sexy actor raw, o! Hahahahahahahahaha!

To make a long story short, kung interesado raw ako, ako ang kumausap sa kanyang mudra na isa yatang elementary school teacher that time in their locality.

Looking back, payak ang bahay nina Sylvia at may mga ka-patid pa siyang maliliit that time.

Mabait naman ang mudra niya at nakumbinsi kong ipagkatiwala niya ang kanyang anak kay Mo-ther Bha- bette With An H Corcuerra. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, Sylvia has a new version of the story and I don’t give a hoot if I’m not given any credit.

After all, hindi naman talaga kami close at hindi ko naman siya natulungan during those times when living in the big city was quite hellish for her.

Pa’no naman ako makatutulong (hayan idiotang Fermi Chakita, salitang ugat ang inuulit, Lukresya! Hahahahahahahahaha!) when I was practically struggling that time and was coping up with the huge expenses in connection with my son Christopher’s enormous hospital bills?

Anyway, I’m glad that she has survived and has become quite good at the acting department.

Hayan at hangang-hanga sa kanya si Toni Gonzaga dahil sa napakahusay raw niyang delineation ng kanyang role sa The Trial ni John Lloyd Cruz.

Ang hindi ko lang gusto ay naging ilusyonada na siya at masyadong feelingera.

Masyadong feelingera raw, o! Harharharharhar!

Hayan at wala ka namang ini-emote at hindi ka naman nagka-communicate sa kanya dahil iba naman ang kanyang circle of friends pero siya ang out of the blue ay magte-text sa ‘yo at ma-ngungumusta eklaboom (Yuck!) at nag-i-invite na magkita kayo supposedly during your free time.

Ang nakalulukring, kapag sumagot ka naman at ibinigay ang iyong fee time ay deadma na siya at parang plinaytime ka lang pala.

Hello? I’m not a toy, puede ba?

At never akong nag-emote na makipagkita sa ‘yo kung di ikaw ang nagsimula ng mga pekeng invitations na ‘yan ever.

Yuck!

I don’t need your money because I’m hardworking and not the type who’d extort money from people.

Hello? Ikaw ba ‘yan Bubogski? hahahahahahahahahaha!

‘Yun lang!

Claudine, naloloka kay Raymart!

Nakatatawa naman ang episode nitong estranged couple na sina Claudine Barretto at Raymart Santiago.

Mantakin mong pinagawa lang sa casa ni Clau ang kanyang Porsche tapos kamukat-mukat mo, dinekwat na supposedly ito ni Raymart. Hahahahahahahahaha!

Parang nagpapatintero lang sila kaya naman naaaning-aning si Clau sa supposedly ay pinaggagagawa ng kanyang ex-husband.

Anyhow, what is Raymart trying to prove?

Hayan at okay na sana sila tapos may mga ganitong eksena na naman?

At take note! (take note raw talaga, o! Harharharhar!) Raymart purportedly took not one but two cars. Kalukring, di ba naman?

Hay, naku! parang roller coaster ng kaokra-yan ang nangyayari sa mag-asawa and all because of Raymart’s allegedly eyebrow-raising actuations.

Dati nga naman, she took Claudine’s personal savings amounting to a hefty 27 million.

It was only when Atty. Ferdidand Topacio demanded that he gave back to Clau one half of the amount since it was a conjugal thing and he was not entitled to take everything with him that he did re- turn it. Hahahahahahaha!

Hay, naku! sana’y matapos na ito if only for their children’s sake.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!

Pete Ampoloquio Jr.