Matindi ang depression dahil osla na!

ni Pete Amploquio, Jr.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Poor Fermi Chakita, da ograng chikadora. Imagine, nagmumukha siyang TVH (trying very hard bagah! Hahahahahahaha!) but no one seems to be paying any scant attention in the business anymore. Hahahahahahahaha!

Dati, bira siya nang bira kay Pokwang pero nang magbigay ito ng ultimatum right before she enplaned for the States, nangalog ang baba ng kotongerang gurangski at biglang stop in the name of demanda (in the name of demanda raw talaga, o! Hahahahahahahaha!) ang money-oriented na gurangga.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Buti nga! Harharharharharhar!

Come to think of it, it’s a good thing that Piolo Pascual is not the kind who gets easily affected with the kind of trash that this diabolical witch is very much capable of dishing out. Hahahahaha!

Otherwise, baka dalawa na ang nagdemanda sa kanya. Hakhakhakhakhak-hakhak!

How gross! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Anyway, halatang-halata ang pagiging doble cara ng chakitang guranggetch na ‘to.

Hayan at all praises siya before sa commendable hosting style at intelligence ni DJ Mo nu’ng time na magkasama pa sila sa Juicy (Da ratingless one and not the well-followed showbiz oriented talk show that Morly, Rey and I were co-hosting with Alex Gonzaga and IC Mendoza) pero nang mag-resign na ito ay katakot-takot na puna at bira ang napala.

Kapalistik, di ba naman? Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

But Mo Twister is very much aware on how this wicked bitch shrewdly operates.

Shrewdly operates raw talaga, o! hahahahahahahahaha!

Either galit talaga siya sa ‘yo o gusto ka ni-yang kotongan. Hahahahahahahaha!

Sa kaso ni Mo, iritada siya rito dahil madalas siyang lait-laitin nito sa kanyang well-followed na radio program. Hahahahahaha!

Pa’no naman, gawain din ng Tagalistang bungalya ang lait-laitin at intrigahin si Mo sa kanyang poorly written columns.

Poorly written columns raw talaga, o! Harharharharharhar!

‘Yun na!

Anyway, kapuna-puna sa kanyang columns lately na hindi na kilometrico kung magsulat si Lola Nganga.

Di na raw kilometrico kung magsulat si Lola Nganga, o! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mukhang tomotodo ang depression ng feeling sikat (feeling sikat na lang talaga! hahahahahaha!) na Tagalista. (This is not to say that I belittle journalists who are writing in Pilipino. Ang sa akin lang, i-update naman at huwag gamitin ang Pananagalog na nauso pa nu’ng dekada singkwenta. Hahaha!).

‘Yun lang!

MAGANDA ANG SOAP NA HIRAM NA ALAALA

Sa pinakitang teaser palang sa presscon ng Hiram Na Alaala, sobrang nagandahan na kami rito.

Bukod sa mahuhusay ang mga artista, pagsama-samahin mo ba naman sa iisang soap sina Dennis Trillo at Roco Nacino, idagdag mo pa sina Kris Bernal at Lauren Young at ang major support na sina Jackielou Blanco, Nina Ricci Alagao, Shyr Valdez, Dexter Doria, Antonio Aquitania, Allan Paule at Lotlot de Leon, ano pa ba ang mai-expect mo kundi mahusay na soap opera.

Honestly, I like the interesting plot of the story since it’s something that I’ve never seen before in the many soap operas that abound in the industry.

The story delves on a kind of insight that has never been discussed before. It’s this thing called shared memories.

Kumbaga, dahil parehong sundalo sina Dennis Trillo (Ivan Legaspi) at Roco Nacino (Joseph Corpuz) at

magkasama silang nabihag ng mga rebelde, nang makabalik sa kanyang pamilya, ipinagpipilitan ni Dennis (Ivan) na siya si Joseph (the character essayed by Rocco Nacino).

Nagimbal siyempre ang kanyang ina at kapatid, lalo’t higit ang kanyang nobyang si Bethany (Lauren Young) at ang nobya ni Joseph (Rocco Nacino) na si Andrea Dizon (Kris Bernal) na ang gaganda ng mga close-up shots rito ni Direk Dominic Zapata of the mega-blockbuster soap My Husband’s Lover.

Kaya fail not to watch this refreshingly unique soap that’s slated to detonate on yur TV sets on September 22 as a replacement to the soap Ang Dalawang Mrs. Real.

ANG GANDA NG CHEMISTRY NINA BEA ALONZO AT PAULO AVELINO

Kung nasa bahay rin lang naman kami, we never fail to watch Dreamscape’s Sana Bukas Pa Ang Kahapon that’s being starred in by the appealing tandem of Bea Alonzo and Paulo Avelino.

Sa totoo, may intrinsic chemistry ang dalawa kaya maaaliw kang tunay kapag sila na ang hugging centerstage hindi lang dahil sa huhusay nilang umarte kundi dahil na rin sa swak na swak ang kanilang personalidad.

Minsan, a dialog is no longer necessary since the eyes of Bea and Paulo more than communicate what they feel in a given scene.

Alam mo naman kasing may Zanjoe Marudo na si Bea pero kapag nag-e-emote na siya with Paulo, para bang ramdam na ramdam mo ang pagmamahal nila sa isa’t isa.

Indeed, it that’s not internalization at its best, I don’t know what is!

‘Yun lang!

Napanonood nga pala ang Sana Bukas Pa ang Kahapon right after Ikaw Lamang.

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And with that, ito po ang kuya Pete ninyo na nagsasabing, Christopher, my son, I love you very, very much, my love for you goes beyond eternity. Adios. Mabalos. I always need you, Nong!